So these are apparently the most popular names people have given their babies in 2015.
Usually I don't find these new names odd because I realise times change and the names we were given back in the 80's and 90's would have seemed weird to people before us... but Kai? Esme? I mean I know Esme is from 'For Esme, With Love and Squalor' but how does this become the most popular?
Why are names getting weirder? What happened to 'David' or 'John'?
Do good women exist?
(not necessarily the kind that provide the services in pic related, just ones who can be loving and loyal tbqh)
How do is I get girlfriend?
Was getting caught part of your plan, /r9k/?
You know, it's a good thing that I'm a NEET. The luxury of unlimited free time gives me plenty of opportunities for exercise and self-improvement, which is why I'm a big guy... For you.
whoa guys, check it out! it's short girl appreciation day!!!!! be sure to respect all women of all disgusting sizes when it's the main thing they rip on men for!!!
>The average height for adult women is approximately 5 feet 5 inches
Why dont you get a qt Indian gf?
I'm lazy and have had relationships and gfs / sex before
No thanks I'm good op
It wouldn't enrich my life in anyway
What say to this hitest mami
I have just managed to suck my own dick....on a first try ever.
It took me about 2 hours, but i got the tip of my dick in my mouth goddamnit! I am so proud of myself...not just because i can say "i can suck my own dick", but because i am obviously nimble/athletic enough to do so...
My back and neck hurts like motherfucker though
How long did it hurt anon?
Cause it feels like its going to get a lot worse before it gets better
Lol, any girl with big enough tits can do that. Fat girls dont even have to stretch their neck, as i have seen with my gf. She just takes that massive tit in her hands and gets it close enough to her mouth
>mfw someone meets a girl on Tinder/OKC/PoF/Fetlife/etc
>mfw someone meets a guy on Grindr/OKC/PoF/Fetlife/etc
This guy is deformed as fuck and missing both of his ears. He has a cute 7/10 gf and they're soon to be engaged. What's your excuse?
how do you do alcoholism i just get wasted way too quickly am i doing something wrong or is this the point because itsreally nice bu it feel like i should be pacing myself maybe?
>getting BJ for first time
>hold her head down on my dick
>she spits it all over my jacket
>about to get a blowjob from a hooker
>take my dick out
>remember I'm circumcised
>take my money back and go home
>donate it to foregen instead
if all you other cutfags did this our problem would be solved by now
It's that time of year again /r9k/
Take a seat on Santa's lap and tell me what you want for Christmas.
who else /fuckinghateschristmas/ here
>white males exist