>Watching TV with family
>I tell my mom my old Kindergarten teacher showed up at my work the other day
>She reminisces on how I read at an 8th-grade reading level in Kindergarten
>"You had so much promise, anon, where did it all go?"
So, my day's been kinda shit. How about you?
I drove 2 hours to take a class at 11 that I thought ended at 8 and found out it started at 8 and ended at 11 so I went to the adult store and bought a dildo with the grimy quarters in my shitty car with a dilapidated wheel and plan to stick it in my ass for the next few hours.
My day's good. You know why?
Because it's finally okay to post Pepe on /a/! At long last, they've given up on keeping us out!
Let's celebrate by moving into our brand new conquered territory. All of 4chan is finally ours.
>you will never live on rivet city
I have autism and 25 what do I do. I want to become a truck driver maybe and have waifu pillow in seat next to me while listening to touhou music 24/7. Except I hate the south eastern usa and they might make me go back there. The military loves the se, that should tell u somethkng. Fk the army I'm getting out soon. Maybe truck driver or engineer
who /panic attack/ here?
How do you defeat this shit without drugs?
are blacks the most attractive race?
>smooth brown skin
>instead of pale ruddy skin with blue veins running through it like whites
>typically fuller lips, larger eyes than others
>age slowly and gracefully
>whites age like milk
why does tumblr steal our memes?
What does r9k think about women with hairy forearms, armpits, legs and vaginas
>muh social anxiety
Everyone has social anxiety. The only thing special about you is for some reason you're to much of a pussy to deal with it like everyone else.
>muh fear of needles being driven into your eyes
Everyone has a fear of needles being driven into their eyes. The only thing special about you is for some reason you're to much of a pussy to deal with it like everyone else.
Who else INTP loser here?
i pooped and there was bright red blood on the tp and my butthole hurt
this has happened like 3 times in the past couple weeks
am i dying?
If it was dark red and in your poop, maybe. This just means you're putting too much strain on your anus. You should get more fiber in your diet, like try eating oatmeal with fruit for breakfast, and also make sure you're getting enough to drink.
Maybe. You could of cut yourself while poooping, and you might get an infection and die lmao
Anyone else have/had a really weird gf??
>my dick is 7 inches
>after some forplay she asks how big it is
>I tell her 8 inches
>bitch whips out a fucking ruler and hands it to me.
>try to measure it from the side for that extra half inch
>she grabs the ruler,grabs my dick puts the ruler in position for correct measurement
>i tell her "im not fully...
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Is this fresh pasta or a real problem?
That second part is weird as fuck, why does she want to know the family average for?
Hey /r9k/. You've been good to me, but I'm leaving now because you guys post too much porn. I'm trying to quit porn because it is distorting my view of women, normal relationships, and my own brain chemistry.
I'll probably use the free time to read books instead. Seeya all.
ITT: we pretend we're newfags from Reddit and that today is our first day on /r9k/
I'M FUCKING RUNNING OUT OF TV SHOWS!!!!!!!!!! I NEED SOME ROBOT APPROVED TV SHOWS OR I'M GOING TO DIE OF BOREDOM.
Has anyone here gotten a blowjob before? How was it and did it live up to the hype?
First girlfriend was really into blowjobs and did them great.
Second was sort of shit and never even made me cum.
Sorry for normieposting this is my first post on r9k. just passing through
>join discord to talk about anime and shit
>16 year olds start talking about how they want to fuck each other so much even when they live hours away and only met recently
>tell them to stop
>they just do it more
What fucking do robots. They're getting into a bunch of weird bondage shit now and it's gross
>Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold did nothing wrong.
What did I mean by this?
Eric and Dylan literally died protecting us because now there are increased penalties for bullying and bullies now have to be careful as to which angry loner white or Asian kids they bully
>went to the ice cream place again
how is it even possible to be skinny
I didnt know asian girls enjoyed the bbc
Is it true that cocaine can stop your heart any time you use it?
>born JUST too early to live for a thousand years
Imagine seeing a thousand years worth of history. I wouldn't even give a shit about tfw no gf since I'd have so much time.
What strange shit do you do behind closed doors, /r9k/?
How are you doing anonu?
>everything is boring
>everything feels like a chore
>cant do something for longer than 10 minutes
I want off this ride.
What are the best techniques to emotionally abuse women? How do I get my girlfriend to commit suicide?
Subtle comments about how she's worth less than dirt and shit like that.
Make sure she doesn't trust anyone but you, even her own family. That way she'll only take advice from you and disregard what her family says about you and how you treat you.
who /dumb/ here?
>Cant do simple maths
>Cant read books
>Dont get much out of reading threads on 4chan cause i dont understand most of what is talked about
I feel a general feeling of discontent and sadness at being dumber than most other people.
I think this kinda fat chick likes me. I think she's cute but she's kinda fat. She's not obese or anything, but she's more than just chubby.
Any robots have experience with this or have ideas on how I can get her to eat less and work out. How can I get her to get skinny if we get in a relationship?
>inb4 you're not a robot if a girl likes you
If you find somewhat attractive already, you can enter a relationship, and do healthy things together. I'm training for a half marathon with my gf partly because I think she is picking up bad health habits in college. You can also tell her the truth, and tell you would be happy to work with her. I wouldn't bother at all though if you don't find her attractive as she is now, because she probably is not going to change.
I just finished this.
This really is a normie-tier show
>somebody's committing suicide right now
>tfw you think about all the anons who you've talked to that killed themselves
>that person is dead now or bleeding out thinking of their wasted life
Anyone here ever been ghosted before?
Like if you're talking to a cutie and things are going fine but then they just disappear.
On Runescape, girl wants to meet with me to buy something from me instead of just going to the GE, I guess to have real interaction. I'm happy, waiting for her at the bank, she never comes.
Made me feel really lonely.