Vocaroo Thread lads. Here is me reading a poem from a few days ago. I'm just looking to talk to some people on here with vocaroos. If you want me to say anything, I will.
>mfw a flabby labby told me my standards were too high for wanting a gf without tattoos, piercings, and kids
how is he doing nowadays?
>tfw no kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
DEFINITIVE /chippies/ POWER RANKINGS
Godly Taste Tier:
- Salt and Vinegar
- Original Salted
- Sour Cream and Chives
- Cheese and Onion
- Honey/Honey Soy
Fucking Gross Normie Tier:
At what point in your life did you realize other people's parents didn't fight and yell as much as yours did?
When I realized most of my friends were raised by single parents or deadbeat alcoholic fathers who neglected them. At least I had parents, even if they were usually screaming at each other.
>tfw you were the poor kid that went to a good public school because your mum thought it would be good for you
>parents were never even married
>everyone there was quite wealthy and kids picked on me for being poor
>90% of kids there had loving stable families
>I was living on borderline poverty with a mentally ill single mother
>developed a severe inferiority complex due to years of being surrounded by people better than me
>now have severe social anxiety and depression
>"men" with "dicks" less than 6 inches
my vagina when
What would you do if you found out the girl you're interested in fucked a nigger before?
This girl im talking to has taken 4 dicks. i know, i know, but i'm lonely and she's nice. If i find out one of those dicks was a shit dick though, not sure how I would react
what would you do?
Who the fuck cares, when did this board go from nihilism to pure christian values.
It doesn't matter, just have your fucking fun, if it's an issue for you don't fuck her, if it's not then fuck her and be happy with her.
I wouldn't fucking care
>get text from bf
>can we talk after work tomorrow
what does he mean? it sounds ominous
>tfw it was penis inspection day at school again today
It was the same guy doing the inspection as usual, I fucking hate that guy, he's always so smug about it and I'm 99% sure he doesn't actually need to stick fingers up my asshole to test prostate function on top of the regular penis inspection stuff. It's like why do you have to do extra stuff like that, who is he trying to impress?
tfw 15 min since youve been summoned
Why don't you just sell your body if you want to feel something? You'll make money AND experience
fakefeelings because it'll feel like people want you/
>tfw performing sexual favours for gay friend just because he pretends to care about me
This is how far I've fallen. Sucking cock so someone will hold me and tell me I have value.
my 20th birthday:
>breakfast in bed, presents from parents
>play hockey on an outdoor rink with friends
>return home to a warm sauna
>girlfriend comes over
>tells me birthday boy doesn't do any work, blows me, rides me
>fall asleep spooning
my 25th birthday
>go to bed at 7am after drinking beer alone on computer all night
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