>have $200K from inheritance
>living the NEET lifestyle
Should I lose weight to lose my virginity or just not give a fuck and continue eating and playing vidya all day?
Well the smart thing to do would be to invest some of that money to make even more money, that'll increase your options. Then, it's a case of doing whatever the fuck you want. If you get loads emone you can do what you want and still get laid. Just watch out for the gold diggers.
You've been dealt a better hand financially than most here, so make the most of it.
ITT: New rules of the internet
>If it exists, there is an anime about it
If you are tall and white you need to gtfo out /r9k/ for good.
What the fuck am I supposed to do with my hair on a day to day basis? Whenever normies give advice for getting bitches they usually include something like "Get a decent haircut".
What does that actually mean in practical terms? My parents never explained this. Right now I just shower and then let it dry into whatever form it takes.
Hey robots. In 21 hours, I'll lose my virginity to pic related asian escort. Any advice, last words?
Which one of you assburgers did this
Why does all of r9k complain about having a small dick all the time. It's not like you'll ever use it, so why bother worrying?
>ITT Truths you've accepted about yourself.
Is this a /r9k/ approved movie? It's basically Betas (The Jews) beating the shit out of the Normies and Chads (Nazis)
>ask if this is pizza hut
>post call on vocaroo
trust me their reaction is hilarious
I honestly don't understand how someone can be ok with their boyfriend/girlfriend having had sex with another person. Maybe I'm the odd one out but even if a beautiful 10/10 girl offered me sex I would say no, virgin or not. The feelings you have for them are everything imo. I could go years without having sex as long as the girl is special to me and vise versa. The idea of someone I'm willing to spend my life with getting naked and fucking another guy disgusts me so much.
I don't really give a shit so long as
>She's not a horrible bitch
>Doesn't have an extensive list of previous acts of debauchery
>Keeps the baggage in check
>Past lovers STAY past lovers, preferably aren't in the picture whatsoever
Unfortunately they're all at least one.
If you're over 21 OP, you should probably give up.
One of the reasons shitty women get away with their behavior is because the world if full of stupid fucking guys who constantly kiss their ass and put them on a pedestal, always following them around and telling them how great they are for having a vagina.
Why? Why the fuck do those people still exist? I'm not talking only about white-knights, I'm talking about most men who see a girl they're attracted to and think they are some godly-being who deserves constant praise, like those fucks making FB or Instagram comments on girls' pages: UR BEAUTIFUL...
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>tfw refugee is raping sister in the other room
zis fine white pusseh, mohammad u must try zis fine white pusseh
My package arrived, i wonder what it could be.
>tfw no Rosey mommy
Is there a worse feeling?
I shouldn't understand this.
I should be fucking baffled and disgusted and laughing at this poor fuck.
But I just want a normal mom too.
Fuck this fucking thread.
I've seen the Rosey mommy picture posted in both Feels threads and Cringe threads, so I'm not sure what it is. Hell, reading the stories actually makes me sad and the whole concept is pretty sad, at least the background is.
I just really like the image because it's a good example of recent OC, feels like it's from /r9k/'s olden days. Also it provokes such wildly different emotional reactions.
This place is fucking done.
The fucking normies took it.
Just like they take everything.
The say "Robot" is a unisex word.
Fembot threads aren't laughed at.
It hurts. It really does.