Guys I need your help. I'm having an arguement with this fag over the superior Stacy anatomy. Please help vote to settle this debate.
>10/10 cutie literally throwing herself at me and wrapping her arms around me
>It feels so good just to have my arms around another human being and feel their warmth
>She is perfect and pure
I don't need to start my day feeling this fucking lonely
>as above, although she probably wasn't a 10/10 cutie, all I remember was the physical contact and warmth and how good it felt
>wake up to a cat sleeping by my shoulder and head-bumping my face
mixed feels but mostly good, I guess
i woke up in a similar fashion, OP. had a dream that involved my oneitis. only been up for about an hour and a half and i'm already trying to find out if there's a prize at the bottom of this bottle of brandy
Hello 4chan it's come to my attention that my picture was recently used for dumb memes on this website. I am here to say that if I see an uncensored version of my likeness without my permission again I will contact my family's lawyer.
>trying to sue people after you posted photos of yourself on a public forum
Who will you sue anyway? 4chan? Or will you just try to subpoena 4chan to find out who is posting your image? What if they are in another country?
Was drinking 12 pints a day of larger, but managed gradually over time to myself down to 4 pints a day, with the odd extra can here and there.
Is it possible for me to now just completely stop? because I can't seem to get it down from this level no matter how much I try, if I have any less I start feeling all kinds of agitated, anxious, etc.
>put down the fucking can
this isn't rocket science baka
IS BEING FUCKED BY CHAD! I feel so sick when I think about this crap man. I am 25 and never had a girlfriend and recently I started talking to a girl. She friend zoned me and then in a casual conversation tells me she has been traveling to fucking washington to see some FUCKER. Granted she didn't say anything about them being together but I feel like she is getting dicked down by him.
I feel sick only because she would have been fucking PERFECT for me. Then I find out she spends like 500 dollars every other month to go see some fuck IN WASHINGTON WHEN SHE LIVES IN...
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You know what you should do?
Stop being a pussy ass faggot and stop chasing your "perfect girl". What the fuck do you know about perfect, she doesn't want you as anything but a friend so either suck it up or be a cunt and just never meet her again.
Noone would ever want to have sex with such a pathetic human being. EVER. Nut up or shut up.
Its a sad truth, but you can't be friends with women. It just does not work. Make your intentions clear quickly. If they are not down then move on. You will see as you do this that in general women are not all "unique" as you think they might be. They are all quiet the same, just with different faces actually...
>mfw my ex that I dumped 4 years ago is now my best friend
>mfw most of my regular crew of friends are punk chicks
>now that I think about it all but 3 of my friends are female
>one of those 3 is a FTM trans
>never had any friendzone problems, never "fallen" for any of them or had the reverse happen
>mfw they are the best...
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If a girl likes both dogs AND peanut butter, is that a red flag?
>flossed, brushed teeth
>took a shower
>washed my clothes
>trimmed my nails
>put vaseline on my lips
who /makingit/ here?
DARTH VADER KILLS OBI WAN
Daily reminder that if your less than 6 inches dont even bother trying your literally fucked
Just got an xbox one and I'm stoked what should be the first thing that I do on it?
>tfw you're coming to terms with liking guys
What happened to me? I never liked guys at all but now every now and then gay love thoughts creep into my fap fantasies. Is it the crushing loneliness?
same thing is happening to me and yeah i think its because of loneliness.
i haven't had real physical contact with another human in years. my friends gf touched my hand and i got chills and my dick twitched.
maybe one day i'll have a companion.
Ok, here's my deal.
I'm looking for a girl. I want to jerk off looking at your face. I mean, if you wanted to show tits go ahead, but not necessary. I won't show penis unless requested.
ADD ME AND SHIET
Pic related. this is what I get questing for tits on omegle under the tumblr tag. Underage boys.
Fuck my life pls halp
polloaviariato123 is skype
Think about it. You're an incel, you convert to Islam, you get your Muslim wife, you get to have sex with your Muslim wife, and you end up being part of the plan to Islamize the West.
I have seen convert threads on here before, I would be interested to hear from anons experiences. I find Islam quite interesting from a theological perspective. And to be honest I find mid eastern women very attractive. However I highly doubt they just give wives away like many people seem to believe.
I don't know the bored seems quite dead tonight. I am very interested in the topic.
What do you feel when you realize that you will never be a girl's first?
Do you feel happy with the fact that you will settle for used goods?
Can you still have dignity if you accept another man's leftovers?
you let female hypersexuality atrophy your own, to the detriment of your psychological health and libido. on the cultural level, 4chan, you are the biggest cucks out there.
Where do signatures come from? I don't recall ever sitting down and coming up with a certain why to sign my name. But I do have one. Why when presented with a line and a pen do I instantly know what to write? I see some signatures online and they baffle me. Some of the best looking signatures are extremely difficult to read, but by the cleanness of the lines, and the creativity in how to dot and cross it, you can see it was designed that way. It was given its structure.
Do great signatures happen naturally or am I supposed to create one on my own?
I think one creates a signature kinda slowly over time. when you're a kid you just sign your name with the best cursive you can, then as you age make changes to it based on your own preferences.
For example, my initials are DB, but I despise the cursive D and B so I write those letters in print and do the rest cursive, giving my signature a sort of uniqueness to it.
nice satanic trips, but I think OP was referring to the personalized signatures everyone has. like the dudes with the psychotic, parkinson's-looking signatures. they didn't develop that when learning cursive in 3rd grade, so when, why, and how did it become the clusterfuck of a signature?