What the FUCK is your excuse /r9k/?
>tfw you rarely laugh
I can't help it, most people and humor in general isn't that funny.
ITT post your PC specs! Mine,
GPU: Stock GTX 970
RAM: Corsair Vengeance 16GBs 1600MHz
OS: Windows 10 Pro 64bit
Motherboard: AsRock H81M-HDS 1.60
Case: Corsair 460X RGB
What are your political views, robots? I'm a centrist
PLEASE OH BABY DON'T GOOOOOOOOO
Do you think you could take a shower here?
It's different when you take a shower with people you don't know.
When I went to a swimming competition I'm Spain, one of the pools had these showers with 30 people capacity or so. Being naked with everyone else naked didn't seem to bother anyone.
Robots of history
>never married, most likely a virgin
>whenever he went to parties he would literally regiment everything, down to the timing of topics of conversation
>never left the city he was born in
>tried to reconcile his moral beliefs with his autism, leading him to rewrite Christian morality in a "rational" way
He'd be posting here
>mom constantly bullies me for having a small dick
>next day asks when I'm giving her a daughter-in-law
>proceeds to make fun of my small penis again
>undermines my self-esteem at every opportunity
>"why don't you have a girlfriend, anon?!"
Hurray for moms, am I right, fellas?
Just hate fuck her and show her just how small your dick truly is
Will someone talk with me?
Yes, what do you want to talk about, friend? How's life going for you? Anything new?
>tfw better looking than 96% of this board
I'll dump some pictures and an infographic or two.
posting some more
Being a dominant male is THE most normie fetish you can have. Same with being a submissive female.
The only /r9k/ approved fetishes are being a submissive male and a dominant female.
Caring about sexual roles is truly normie tier. r9k is a place for potential wizards to learn and grow. Go back to /a/ you degenerate pervert.
>tfw you've wasted your life
It took me longer than it should have to find this image, I had to change the filename because used to it wasn't in it.
>Pick Bastion on offense
>Let meatshield teammates take initial control of the payload
>Turret up on top of the payload
>Hard to hit because the payload moves
>Infinite heals for being on the payload
>Get easy gold objective time and kills as you cruise around the map as a mobile Bastion
Other overwatch stories/tactics?
Come here, Bastion. I wanna show you something.
Let's see where my fellow bots stand.
I'm not some /pol/ reject edgelord, so I found myself in the quadrant of intelligent, sane people.
this is probably the most radicalized i've been politically in a while. im about 1pt more libertarian than i would be on previous charts.
YES! ANOTHER AWSOME POLITIC SPECTRUM THRAD! HAHA ; )
I'M A PART OF WHAT SOME PEOPLE CALL THE "ALT-RIGHT" AND IT FEELS PUNK AS FUCK. IT FEELS LIKE AN ACTUAL COUNTER CULTURE, OR REBELLION AGAINST THE PC CULTURE THAT DOMINATES AMERICAN COLLEGES..
Do normie commercials like this make anybody depressed as fuck?
Not even talking about ads where it assumes you have a gf, but even ads of families living in their nice big home watching their new OLED HD 4K WIDESCREEN SPECTACULAR just make me want to die every time I see them.
Does anyone else feel this way? Why do I feel this way?
I used to get depressed when I entered Face as I watched how good people were doing in their lives - friends, couples, interesting tidings
But at the same time how void all those things looked - a lame world of visiom
Any advice on shaving my asshole? I'm tired of sticky shit sticking to my asshole hair every time I shit
>tfw a muslim girl in your college class likes you
I wonder why these two ordinary girls had trouble shopping at Victoria Secret do you know why?
Why do robots pretend to be so edgy when they turn to mush as soon as a girl might like them?
You're confronting the version of how they view themselves and want to come off, whereas they revert to their genuine selves when they're in an unsure situation and are in need of help.
Additionally, not all robots are created equal. Some have no spine and are fairly nice despite their awkwardness, whereas others are bitter bastards.
Does anyone else hate being in the top 1% of intelligence? Most people simply can't comprehend what I say
hoh hoh, watch out for this troublemaker!
It sucks. Sometimes I feel like I'm to smart too have a gf. Girls like muscles, not intelligence
Weird feels thread?
Post feels that most robots are going to have trouble sympathizing with, but that you want off your chest anyways.
I'll go first, to give you a good example:
>In love with Alice Glass for four years.
>Think she's actually that grungy.
>Find out she's one of those stupid #highfashion people and lives in a $1.5 million house.
>Still torn up about her.
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Fuck my life and fuck this dam site.I'm tierd of bitching and moaning about my problems and listening to everyone else bitch and moan.idk what I'm gonna do since I'm pretty shure I'm at a dead end but I'm gonna do something.I cant stand to rot another day this is awful
>facebook stalked oneitis for years
>seen every photo she's been tagged in, comments she's written, events she's been to etc
>still not fulfilled
Wat do now? I've physically stalked her a few times as well but she lives p far so I can't do it that often.
>does marathoning netflix count as a hobby lolz?
>I asked her if she wants to netflix and chill
>dood I love house of cards! i totally understand politics
Only normies watch netflix
real niggas rep crunchyroll
Hey /r9k/ where should I go to get dinner?
>i can't sleep
>i can't sleep
>i can't sleep
>i can't sleep
>i can't sleep
Yeah same here. I stopped drinking booze and now I'm exhausted and restless at the same time. I've taken a fair amount of velerian root today, but it doesnt seem to be helping.
I can stick around and keep you company if you want. Why cant you sleep anon?
so how the fuck do you make successful 4chan threads? i've been here a couple years now and never had a thread with more than like 50 posts
the fuck am I doing wrong?
image slightly more interesting than your post and your post has to be provocative enough to make people think you're stupid, but still trigger great replies
also just make it about porn/sex
Hey guys, I am have girlfriend troubles. Is the right board?
Is banging fat chicks in their fat vaginas alpha or beta?
We are number one or woman going number two.