>Bunch of family over for the holidays
>Can't fucking fap now
Femanons, what is the nicest thing you ever did to a guy?
15 minutes and 37 seconds
Ohayo FBI-kun. We found you a new friend.
who /conflicted values/ here?
> modern comfort (work, consume, simple happy life by the current script)
> adventure (all slings and arrows, all victory, a full life of glory and misery)
> christian morals (obey god, selfless, no hedonism)
how do you decide on this shit? i really envy people, even the plebs, who are on a clear path..
This fucking bitch literally made my heart race, what a fucking cunt. I mean is she for real? I thought people like that were a myth.
Are you a real human bean /r9k/?
Take this test to see what level of hell you'll be banished to guys. How sinful are you?
>live in rural area
>want to live in Miami or LA
Why is my life so hard?
Who /self-surgery/ here? Just took this out of my big toe.
I did that too years ago dont regret it. I remember dealing with an ingrown toe nail for literally 2 years every slight tap..every removal and placing on of a sock for 2 years straight hurt like hell. Weird thing is I miss the pain it felt unique. Like an old friend looking back. How did it feel? Bet it felt like cumming when you removed it? I had to bite down on my belt.
How do you get females you are not interested in to stop trying to orbit you?
I did everything I possibly could to not appear attractive, even told them I was a furry, into bondage, just whatever absurd stuff I could come up with that might seem like a red flag. It must of caused some sort of distortion in the time space continuum because it had the opposite effect a lot of the time.
>tfw see the room thread
>"how do you robots live?"
>all big clean nicely decorated bedrooms
>most of them have daylight shining through their window
>expensive computers/laptops, guitars, big beds, figure collections etc.
>alarm clocks for school or job
>look around my room
>it's poorly lit, orange light, dust...
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Being a robot doesn't mean you have to live in a pigsty
If anything you're an idiot for not trying to make your otherwise miserable life as comfortable for yourself as possible
Have mercy on yourself
>"Anon, can you turn off the lights? I can't do it with the lights on."
Would you rather eat a cup of poop or a bowl of cum?
I watched scary videos on YouTube and now I'm scared, pls hold me robots. ;__;
Tell me your paranormal stories, if you have any. If you don't, make something up. I need to be scared more. :3
Post your life currently in a picture
My entire life summed up desu
Fuck you robot
Why are we still here?
Just to suffer?
You feel it too, don't you?