Good morning, wagecuck. Hope you had a great two days of freedom.
Another day, another dollar.
YOU ARE A FUNNY NIGGER
always one on the board at any given time, without fail.
bless this thread
It is the beta uprising!
Pick your gears, no more tears, no more feels!
you have thirty minutes to grab and go based on what is actually in your house
Is it me or every guy today is either autistic gamer loser or jock type brainless mcroidmuscle? Where can a fembot find normal dude with career, style, healthy amount of muscle and social life?
give me one good reason why your body doesn't look like this
So robots, how is it that this legitimate autist got a date to prom and you didn't?
>tfw no tendie buying gf
I would rather just not go to prom desu
I mean i dont even really want a gf at this point, every interaction I've had with women has been awkward, we all know having a gf is just gonna end up being awkward as fuck
until i gain social skills, friends, and an actual life with a job or something i dont actually want a gf
>kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin
>met girl on online chat
>start talking more and more
>eventually become internet couple
>love her like i've never loved anyone else
>she loves back
>gaming together, skype, pics and audios exchanged, etc..
>plan to meet and live together
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Do you still sleep with your teddy bear, robots ?
I'm not even a Neet or a kissless fag, but I just love sleeping with muh teddy. It used to belong to my big brother and it was always with me since I am born, I don't think I could ever sleep without it.
yes, I fucking love him.
used to have a different one as child but he is "retired" now because he's pretty used up. it was a bear but not a regular teddy. the teddy I have for more than 10 years now.
I don't, but my boyfriend does sleep with his "baby pillow". It's a small pillow he's had since he was small, and I dont think he likes me touching it because I'll make it smell weird.
He always puts it away when we go to bed together.
yes it's a big teddy bear that I name after whatever boy I can never have that I'm obsessing over.
at least this way I can pretend I'm actually being cuddled tfw I've never been cuddled or touched before
robots I hate life
I blew it with this qt3.14. she didn't respond to my text later on that day
if she says she hates you, it actually means she likes you, right? right?
>using memes in real life
Wow, you done fucked up anon. But seriously how long has it been since she last text? Doesn't mean she's forgotten about you or whatever. Girls are vapid cunts that get distracted by the slightest thing.
Post your underwear, /r9k/
pic related more than 2 months without changing just smelling that makes me rock hard
this thread makes me laugh because people like OP are the ones who call normies "scum" and yet here he is posting his shitty underwear on a chinese image board. if anyone is a scum, its the disgusting people like OP.
>tfw no r9k gf to listen to this with
GET THE FUCK OVER IT FAGGOT
IT'S NOT HER FAULT YOU HAVE SHIT MUSIC
>uses image of a girl from a literal meme anime
>watches anime that was made after the 80s with perhaps 10 or so exceptions
>attacks MY taste
You disgust me.
>Soooooooooo anon, what did you do over break?
You have 10 seconds to explain why you're not rocking a beard rawboats?
It's like you don't even want to improve your looks tenfold,hell,even if you're an ugly ass motherfucker at least your slack jaw,mouthbreather chin and pizza face will be hidden.
Do you ever feel bad about how much time you've spent on vidja, robots? I think about all the things I could've accomplished with those 3 months of my life instead of staring vacantly at a bunch of stats...
Who /TF2/ here? Its the best game a robot can play probably.
A community of likely minded slightly autistic people. My only friends are some people in this game desu senpai
> "lmao look at that f2p fag!"
> "This game was better when it was pay to play."
> "You don't even have hats!"
That community is abysmal, pham.
>TFW be me
>buys steam games 80% off (For like $2)
>waits 30 days
>go to scrap.tf and trade the game there, for 3 keys
What type of haircut to ask for at the barber tomorrow? My mum always told me to ask for a "school boy cut". But now that I'm out of school, I want something to make me look like a normie.
get my haircut, anon
>short on the sides
>long on the top