Rate and story thread for your peen
ok no bullshit its between 5.5 and 6 inches measured from the topside.
he grows strong when he's happy. he gets small and cold when he's sad.
and he shoots yogurt from his head when he gets super glad.
Why are so many men ok with having used goods for a gf?
Do they seriously not realize how degrading it is to take another man's cum-stained leftovers?
How can they even look at their gf in the face and not mentally picture another man's cum on her face?
Because men tend to mature over time, and understand that almost everyone experimented during their younger years.
The only ones who refuse to accept this are manchildren who simply can not let go of the concept of a fairytale relationship.
>tfw no normies on /r9k/ on NYE
ITT come up with an epithet or title that describes you
Eg* "The boy who lived" pic related
Bf and I got into a huge fight via text
Is there anything more cringe-worthy than unsolicited fiction? I cringe reading it and I cringe hearing people refer to themselves as "writers" but at the same time I stay hidden in my cave writing bullshit short stories that are continually rejected by magazines...
Any robots wanna maybe tell me what exactly about my writing is so shitty? Or does anyone just want to read it? The whole point of a story is to be read and I'm so sick of just saving shit and it remaining hidden on my hardrive forever.
The only stuff I really enjoy writing is poetry and just freeverse musing. Very little is in a cohesive outlined text. And it comes and goes too. I'll have days where I want to write every thought I have and then days where I can't stand to write a single word.
I'm a writer, but never really got anywhere with fiction. I used to work as a traditional sports writer and now do PR copy, and in my spare time enjoy writing ridiculous gonzo reports of things and inflammatory reviews and editorials.
>24 y.o virgin
>33 y.o single mother in love with me
>constantly asking for my number/a date etc.
>not sure what to do
should i rid myself of the virginity anxiety to a girl in love with me even if i don't feel the same towards her? definitely don't want a relationship with a person with a child.
yeah man, jam it in. women in their 30s actually know what they're doing and are less likely to fuck around with your emotions
ah wait. dammit OP. you can't go through with that. she's looking for a provider and a familial head. if you're not ready for that level of responsibility (which you most definitely are not) then I'd say just let her down easy
I tasted a lot of wine today. The idea is to be more sophisticated in regards to expensive wine, but I just wanted to get drunk.
>Girl wants me to eat her out.
>Go down on her.
>Rectal aroma oozes towards my nose.
>Boner instantly lost.
>Can't perform, that's all I have on my mind.
>She's disappointing and just tries to jerk me off.
>Limp flaccid dick bounces around in her hand for two minutes.
>there are black boys(I refuse to call them men) on this site that would prefer this manfaced, horsefaced white/jew bitch over a black girl
>these boys are most likely dark as shit and look like shaka zulu but talk shit about black women's features being ugly
>these same boys wouldn't even spit on a black girl if she were on fire, but would gladly lick the cunt and ass of these horsefaced white and jew bitches
You faggots make me fucking sick.
Man black people are crazy, they always shit on other black people for having dark skin ("dark as shit") like what are they supposed to have milk white skin?
I swear the sane black people need to completely separate themselves from people like the OP
can someone find the origin of this angry black man for me
his ferociousness makes me laugh and i want more
post more ferocious photos in the mean time
thank you lots
i post happy black boy
two short black boys ready to kill
look like sausage rolls
This is literally the most perfect woman on the planet. You can try as hard as you can. I absolutely guarantee you cannot find a woman more beautiful, more perfect specimen than this girl. Do not even try. It is absolutely impossible. This woman should be cloned.
>18 year old guy
>make friends with a guy on the internet (I first talked to him because I saw him posting in my native language once)
>he is actually really cute, a bit younger than me
>talking every day, kind of have a crush on him
>turns out he likes me too even though there are tons of people are thirsting for him and I'm nothing special compared to most of them (I...
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it hasnt been
>Been smoking weed atleast 3 times a day for the past month
>Im a diagnosed psychopath no one knows except for my therapist and now you /b/ros
>gf and I break up after 3 months of really good sex/weed/acid
>i smoke weed at least 3 times a day
>not gonna graduate highschool on time
>no grades good enough to make it into...
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if you do have a killing spree and you shoot me can you make sure you kill me i don't want to get shot in the guts and have a colonoscopy bag or anything
actually if you do go on a shooting spree can you kill someone useful to the rest of us like some super rich assholes or something?
i dont know if youre a psychopath, but your writing clearly lacks some emotion, you repeat things you already said, etc.
the platonic thing with that girl is problematic for you, isnt it? dont you want to fuck?
i would suggest you to try to fuck her. normally you shouldnt let her be around you a lot without fucking, that means psychologically that she has you controled,dominated... she is losing respect for you as a man.