Robots, how fucked is USA??
Where will you be when Le Fascist Genocide Habbening takes place???
How does it feel to realize that every cute girl has knelt before Chad and sucked his cock?
How are you going to cope with the fact that you will settle for Chad's leftovers?
How are you going to look into her eyes and say that you love her, when she has been marked by Chad's cum?
what are some ways to get a girl wet in your experience?
one thing I found is manhandling them (ie forcing them into the position you want)
>inb4 chad thread
this is to stop your future qt3.14 gf from kukking you since you couldn't please her
I'm gonna try to be short.
I've got this friend who lives in a different country. I've known him for about 6 years. We met online, used to talk about our girlfriends or love interests. We used to talk about how lonely we were, or how nobody understood us, or any of that kind of teenage angsty shit.
As years go by, we catch up with each other frequently. We would talk about current events, world news, and politics. We were both sort of lonely and depressed. We both did pretty terribly socially too.
Cut to today, I've got a girlfriend,...
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>you eat stale bread alone in the dark
>she gives him head and takes Tyrone up the arse
>it's almost exam season
Who /unprepared/ here
How do I get autism bux /r9k/?
Can 4chan please stop using "cuck" as a derogatory word?
I see no reason why being someone who supports the sexual liberty of women should be a negative thing or anything to get offended about being labelled as
shit guys i found the most DEGENERATE FUCKING SHOW EVER, check out this shit from their youtube channel
(watch for transcendental hoverhand at 2:28)
Pic related I guess
>10 days before it's 2016
did you ever think your life was gonna pass you by this way?
did you tell yourself, when you were a young hopeful kid, that you'll never grow up and die bitter?
thread theme song choice
#1 Time by Pink Floyd
#2 Young Turks by Rod Stewart
>did you ever think your life was gonna pass you by this way?
>did you tell yourself, when you were a young hopeful kid, that you'll never grow up and die bitter?
no but i do think about this a lot
where did it all go wrong
>sleep over at qt azn gfs place
>wake up in the morning
>she's already been up for 45 minutes
>presents me this
When was the last time you had breakfast in bed, /r9k/?
Never got the appeal. It's such a stupid meme a bunch of fucking shitty filmmakers put in people's head.
I want to wash my face, brush my teeth, and then I'm ready to eat. And laying down while eating in my fucking bed of all things is going to be a pain.
What do you feel when you look at a beautiful girl, and realize that another man has already used her?
Feel good, because deep down even she knows shes nothing but another wet-hole used like god intended.
If you could choose between a human woman or an alien woman, which would you take? The catch is, the alien woman doesn't look like a Star Trek alien(ie. she isn't a human woman painted green), but like an actual alien being.
>tfw you realize you don't have any hobbies
What are some decent hobbies that don't cost any money?
Anime, just download shit or stream
>I personally recommend FLCL, Ikoku Meiro no Croisee and Cowboy Bebop to start.
Learning a language, web-based or PDFs
>I personally recommend Spanish, Russian or Japanese to start
Reading, web-based or visiting a library
>I personally recommend 1984, All Quiet on the Western Front or any reputable translation of the Bible to start.
Vidya, tons of F2P games.
>I personally recommend Heroes of the Storm, Trove or Rift to start.
>I personally recommend a pirated copy of FL Studio to start, along with a shit ton of free sample packs available anywhere.
Listening to music
>A few of my favorite groups in no particular order are The Pillows, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Art Blakey and the Jazz Messengers, Burial, Kashiwa Daisuke, Bright Eyes...
>I personally recommend learning Python, C or Java to start