WATCH OUT LIL BITCH (WATCH OUT LIL BITCH)
YOU GETTIN' MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
I'M GETTIN' RICH
Holy shit guys, can you actually believe there are women out there with breasts SMALLER than C?
So then the wagecuck tells me he has to get to bed to be up early in the morning...
...and its only 10pm!
Jokes on you this time, parasite.
On paid vacation all week.
Made plans to eat breakfast with my NEET friend.
So then morning comes and he was nowhere to be found.
Turns out he could not wake up on time due to staying up till 4am shitposting on an anime image board!
Where do I find below average women with ACTUAL depression, that might be willing to date me?
I'm just so damn lonely ;_;
WHY WON'T SHE JUST CUDDLE MY PROBLEMS AWAY??!?!?!
Are you legitimately capable of loving a woman that has "experimented" sexually in the past?
Have, will again. I don't feel insecure about girls' sexual pasts really. Not trying to seem better than other robots who do care about that, it's just never been something that I've dwelled on or really thought about.
I just like someone when I like them.
Ive been texting a 22 year old engaged ugly qt from plenty of fish. Wut do, she says shell go out on a date but brings up she cant cheat. I said well see where it goes, and she said okay. Wut do?
What is your name ?
What are your favorite storyiers ?
Things that people do that set off your autism rage
> people telling me to do things as I'm already doing them
> people who complain about being extremely busy even though they don't like being idle
> people who play with their feet
> people who don't wash their hands
> people who burp more than twice in a given setting
The list could go on. REEEEEEEE
>people who say fuckboy
>platitudes (be the change you want to see, etc)
>any hair style with shaved sides. male or female. you're an asshole.
>people who burp more than twice in a given setting
So you've got like, a one "accident" burp allowance, or what?
>people that say or supposedly believe anything along the lines of "treat girls like princesses because that's what they are :^)"
>people that chew with their mouth open all the time
>kids that won't stop crying
>"just a prank bro haha"
The list really does go on, doesn't it?
Is there anything inherently wrong with casual sex?
Yes it results in single mothers and false rape claims and women being delusional enough to think that Chad will commit to them just because he was willing to fuck them. In a way it is the most harmful thing to society there is.
ITT: Post a picture of every girl you've fucked.
there you go, I lost my virginity to her too
>/lit/ says STEM is a meme
>/sci/ says humanities are a meme
Someone better give me some definitive answers and fast
Found this on leddit, what do you robots think?
>tfw no fat belly Filipina girlfriend.
>there are actually qt belly grills browsing /r9k/ right now, but too shy to post
>tfw not feeling any feels
Have you ever shitted and accidentally missed the toilet by a mile after heavy drinking only to blame it on your equally drunk girlfriend and watch her as she cleans up your shit mess thinking it was hers?
Yeah I did and I don't regret it one bit.