Normalfag here, but I've been drifting towards robot status the past few months. Moved across state for a new job so I'll have homies at work(construction bros) and at the gym, but where are the thriving communities online where a dude can develop friendships? A guild on some game comes to mind but that is sooo much wasted time down the drain.
Haven't really made the full switch to internet 2.0 school me please.
Who else here is so autistic they can't actually drive so instead resort to pushing their car around even when it's not broken?
Why don't you just leave your car at home OP? You could just walk to your destination, you don't look more normal if you take your car with you.
Are people getting paid to shill for restaurants on /r9k/?
What the living fuck? How do I get to shill?
Post an ad: "Will offer food in exchange for services. Internet acces required/provided". When someone responds to the ad, you say something like "look, here's the dealio: every x shills you give on this nepalese posting corner of frustrated nerds that don't leave the house, you get some free fries".
>doesn't support Bernie Sanders
Are you getting your boyfriend/girlfriend one of these for Christmas?
>pepe Christmas tree ornament
>pepe heart necklace
>pepe phone case
>pepe guy necklace
>pepe vote-style button
Merry Christmas, /r9k/.
is this not the most beautiful thing ever?
That song is so horrible.
>Mfw my ghetto trash single mother career woman aunt was trying to get her 2 year old daughter to dance to it
>Daughter slapped the phone out of her hands
>"thanks anon, but I only date other Asians. "
>the vice President will never smack you with a riding crop and spit on you
Why even live anymore guys
Who /foreveralone virgin/ here?
I've accepted my destiny. Have you?
Lol sure thing whitey. How do you fail life on easy mode. The only way things could be easier is if you were a woman. Get the fuck of my board failed normie.
I'm glad you white fucks are dying.
>all whites have blond hair and have a germanic phenotype
Those whites are the most hideous, and will die since their women like Mehmet and Tyrone and the men like Ling Chu.
I'm so glad. I hate those fucks.
>he's a Republican
What the fuck is wrong with you? You're literally being cuckolded by the rich and powerful if you're voting Republican. Can you explain why?
>he believes he has any political agency
Looks like you fell for the democracy meme.
Who here literally finds no pleasure or enjoyment in anything anymore?
>feel like an empty shell all day long, plenty of things to do but none i enjoy
>wonder what itd be like to have a gf
>to have someone to try for
>dont find your happiness through another person! xDDD embrace le lonliness xD
why is it that now, when i've finally given up on women for some time, more of them come off as interested and flirty? they're much more attentive and affectionate today and have been the ones contacting me (phone, facebook, in person, &c). a complete 180 from a few years ago, where no matter how i tried to approach them, i would get ignored after every single attempt. what the fuck, women?
Happened to me as well, senpai.
Think of it from a normies point of view, you are 'beeing yourself' by not caring any more and just fiddling with your own devices. You don't show women interest they crave and they start to believe you hold no value in them, and people in general want to prove this wrong so they will try to do so.
They need to have their ego stroked, and the more you resist the more you want it for the delay and suspension just brings up the value of this ego stroking for them.
The women which show interest in you in this...
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Yeah, it's a trick. If you go back to caring, they'll stomp on you. It's like a test, you stop giving a fuck, whores notice it and say "hey I will bully this faggot ironically and maybe he'll become my orbiter". Just keep ignoring women if you care about yourself.
>tfw too much dairy
also poop general
For what condition or reason do you recieve NEETbux?
>hardmode: no eurocucks allowed
Also someone needs to photoshop Pepe as Uncle Sam