"Love isn't important"
-person who is loved
>Trying to sleep but you keep remembering every single thing you wish you could go back in time a change
>You will never tell that girl you liked her
>You will never change the thing you did that one day which was the cause to your horrible life
So robots, have any of you found a "cure" for sexuality? A way to completely purge your mind and body of sexual attraction/sex drive?
If so, please share your method
how would you rank 2015 with the other years of your life?
from the last 5 years, mine would be:
2013 - went from omega loser to generally okay kid, nice summer of doing nothing, last 3 months were shit tho
2014 - was okay but nothing happened and i didn't carry on the successes of the previous year
2011 - quite fun, played a lot of video games, but was a huge loser
2015 - realized i hate life and living and there's not really any hope, also planned out my suicide
2012 - dont really remember having any fun, therefore i probably never did
probably the worst
>not worked for most of it
>probably left the house about 3 times apart from work
>slowly becoming more and more anxious and autistic
>hopes of being anything other than a loser slowly fading
2011 - fucking annoying little faggot but I was happy at least
2012 - left school, got my first gf but she moved away at the end of the year, didn't get to fuck
2013 - reclused quite a bit, got first job but quit after a month because it was horrible, spoke to a girl for a while but nothing ever happened and now she's with a hipster chad cunt
2014 - finished college with shit grades, got another job but got made redundant after only a couple of months, started falling into a depression
2015 - fucking shit, seriously considered suicide after being a NEET for several months, any friends I did have went to uni or disappeared for other reasons, have a job again now but it's mundane and dead-end, at least things are stable for now though
I know it's in chronological order but I'm too lazy to think of a proper ranking. I do genuinely think in my mind though that life has gotten progressively worse as the years have gone by.
2010 - dropped out of college. got depressed. was a neet for an entire year.
2011-2015 - got a shelf stocking job at walmart. now i have money to buy booze and vidya while i waste away at my parents house.
Do women really fall in the toilet when the seat is up or is it just a meme? Do they really lunge their asses on the loo without even looking or turning the lights on? Because to me that sounds like something a kid (who thinks the world is adjusted to their needs) would complain about.
>worried I might be a sociopath
>realize by worrying I might be a sociopath is proof I'm not
Phew.. that was a close one, lads.
Let's have an obscure feels thread.
>tfw your only friend died last christmas from a heart attack
don't worry OP, he'll always live on in your
anyone else play an instrument? will it help me cope with tfw no gf?
been trying to learn guitar for a few days now, fingers hurt like Satan
I can play the clarinet and saxophone to a decent standard, though I've slipped recently as I haven't found the motivation to play.
Always wanted to try the cello though, the sound you can get out of them is beautiful. Next time I have some money lying around I might book a lesson or two.
yeah, I've been playing the guitar for about 15 years.
It could help you cope with no GF if you become really interested in it and spend a lot of time playing and eventually performing.
Didn't help me cope nor did it help me with getting girls, so don't expect anything like that to happen.
Just play for yourself because you enjoy it and everything will be right as rain.
Does anyone else get talked down to by their family? It's embarassing
yes constantly, I'm the youngest and severely mentally ill which makes it worse. Just compounds my poor self esteem desu.
Should I purchase 10 seconds of advertising space on this here screen in order to display my ultimate rare Pepe, never to be seen by man again afterwards?
>girl tells another girl she's beautiful
>take a dweeb under my wing
>enable his nerdy hobbies and stunt his personal growth
>tfw you can't hear your younger brother walk up behind you and you scream because he could have been an alien
hang yourself in his closet
that outta teach him a lesson
How can you love a woman with a large sexual history?
5 or 6 partners is okay, but that's only because I have a 7.1 inch dick, and am probably bigger than all of those guys.
But if she's had more than that, even if she tells you you're bigger, she's probably lying.
I don't understand how anyone could settle for a girl who has had bigger. It's not even about bigger being better/more pleasurable for her. It's about the fact you literally cannot go as deep as him, could never touch her where he did, and could never fill her...
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>It's honestly why I've given up on women.
Are you trying to say you're going to date guys now
Nope, saying that I'm working on a tulpa who will be my companion in life. Besides this though, women are awful in other ways as well. You always think that the girl you're crushing on is different, but she's not.
You cant and you shouldn't have too. Im not expecting to meet a girl whos never had sex at all but jesus having sex with a different guy every weekend for 3-4 years is unhealthy.
My magic number is 6 by the time they are 25. Its basically impossible to find a girl with those numbers now days. Im not walking around and courting a girl to be a my gf when there are guys out there she gave it up for without any work.
ITT: Roastie's getting BTFO
>tfw my wife's boyfriend is cheating on her