>tfw no Latina gf to suck her toes
hello /r9k/ I'm trying to improve myself by writing an existentialist novel called "Scar of a Tear" based in my own life and some fictional matters. I'm a spic so the novel is being written is spanish but I like to lie to myself saying things like: This shit will be a fucking huge literary boom and then a film maker will buy the rights to take my novel to the big screen. I now I'm being delusional as fuck but if I succeeded, imagine how great will it be to use my fame specifically to destroy all normal fags.
But I'm really losing my hopes and...
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>Scar of a tear.
Holly fucking shit am I laughing.
>tfw finish fapping and as soon as I finish cleaning up, my mom comes into my room with my dinner, with no clue about what went down 3 minutes ago (I was fapping to degenerate trap scat porn)
>tfw finish fapping and 2 minutes later grandparents knock on door with donuts and other sugary treats
>tfw when have been caught in the act three times now
I can't help it, I am just a horny fuck that has to fap 3 times a day at least usually.
>people born in 1998 are allowed to post now
>a good number of people here probably were born even later
>tfw you're wasting your free time arguing with literal children
I should just end it all now
What does it feel like to touch, grope, and fuck a girl's ass?
Whats /r9k/ listening to tonight?
Who /BashTheFash/ here?
Uncle anon, can you drive us to the anime convention?
Lines that made you question your life
>why are you so cold anon
Post derishus stuff
If you haven't had NY Pizza, you never ate good pizza.
>Try dating black girls
>They make fun of me for not being ghetto or tyrone
>Try to date nerdy black girls
>They want chad
Just fuck mt shit up fampai.Literally no black girl wants a non ghetto black guy and the ones who aren't laquisha want chad.
>Literally no one wants a non ghetto black guy
Fixed, 95% of blacks are extremely ugly and their only appeal is being animalistic in bed.
>never invited to do things but never minded that you hang out with normies
>have a small handful of friends that aren't really friends
>only girls interested in you are fatties and girls with daddy problems
>still make super autistic comments
>anon you're so handsome and cool
>Wow you do all those things!? You're so talented
>Wh-What? A date? Oh, hah, well...
Bitch I've been making you laugh all goddamn night and I know I look relatively handsome, what the fuck is wrong with you
So, we all agree that feet is the most patrician fetish?
It's funny when I see guys say they don't understand how people can find feet sexy. I'm the exact opposite. How can you look at feet like those and not be turned on?
Just interesting how two people can look at the same thing and have completely polar responses.
I won't be watching the superbowl tonight. See I'm not a sheep who participates in normalfag hivemind activities. I will be watching reruns of REBA, and cartoons and playing video games instead of watching a hick white trash football game.
Whats the lowest you would settle for? Pic Related for me