to the homebrewed wii, the region freed wad,
to the replacement joystick, to the hori mini pad,
to the rubber band, tape, and grease
my mind wanders..
Hey /r9k/ any of you siblings still believe in that fat ass diabetic white beard fag?
I'm a lonely child. But, I'm going to tell a story.
I stopped believing in Santa when I was just 5. Me, being an asshole to everyone, was telling everyone in my shitty Mega-Christian school in Strabane that Santa didn't exist. The teacher told me off for 'lying' to the kids.
Young robots, who nogf here because throughout their whole life their parents always told them talking to girls is a waste of time and you can't stay out late?
My mother always told me girls were dirty and full of diseases.
Any time a young, sexually attractive woman would come over to our house for whatever reason, my mom would sanitize the entire house afterwards, especially the toilet (whilst cursing up a storm) if she happened to go to the bathroom.
Who here /nofriends/ because they were taught as a kid that social activities should always take second place to schoolwork and general responsibilities, and were too autistic to prioritize and decided to just completely abandon socialization, leading to an adulthood where they are almost literally incapable of talking about anything non-professional or initiate socialization without professional or semi-professional excuses?
My brother and I grew up under the same rules as my parents. Can't go outside, homework comes first, no girls etc. I grew up to be a lonely NEET loser while my brother is basically a chad where he is banging girls left and right. I'm not sure how this disparity happened since we were very similar growing up.
How autistic are your eating habits?
If I have food on my plate but no utensil or the food doesn't require a utensil I will simply bring the plate to my face and pick the food off the plate and bring it into my mouth because I don't want to get my fingers dirty.
Pic related is probably something I'd eat with just my mouth.
I don't like getting my fingers dirty/greasy and having to touch other things and contaminating them. If I ate with my hands I'd have to constantly wash them.
Right now there's a rack of small cookies coated in powdered sugar on the table and instead of picking them up I am literally bending over and grabbing them with my mouth to eat them.
It isn't weird to me, but I figure it might be to someone else.
anyone else wear glasses/corrective lenses?
How bad is your vision without them?
Do they make you look or feel more attractive/acceptable as a person?
I wear glasses normally and get compliments sometimes, like "nice glasses, loser!!" If I act like I'm a writer, I just take it as "nice glasses . . . !!"
If I don't wear them I can't really read anything.
I need glasses, I'm going through Myopic Shift so my eyes are fucked without them. I can still see people and read, but it's blurry and outlines are all blurred.
I look good with them, my friends think I look a bit weird without them.
do your eyes get squinty if you don't wear them? That's what my coworkers say on days I forget. They're like "hey ugly, your eyes are exceptionally squinty today"
I just rewrite it to "Hey . . . your eyes are exceptional. . . today" and smile politely in their general direction.
Well what is it /r9k/? Are you ashamed of it? Mine would be either
cuckolding, I fucking hate that I get off to it but it makes me into diamonds and the second I think of it I have to beat of to itor guro and vore
I think it's because I'm really into being dominated and
cuckoldingis like the ultimate form of domination and degradation. Especially if you have to help the bull get hard and jerk him off into the woman's pussy helping him fill her up and things like that
Silly men, women are can be strong too!!!
Silly men, don't pick fights with salamander women, they're stronger than you!
>Can you carry 7lb baby for 9 mo
If you can do it... I probably could, but I thank the creators I don't have to. And its the only thing useful (other than sexual pleasure) you guys do.
>Can you cook, clean, and talk on the phone
Been there done that. ez pz lemon sqee-z
step it up sluts
>Can you bleed for a week and not die?
Wouldn't want to, but I've gotten manly cuts...
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>tfw I discovered that my single mom has a fucking 70 yr old millionaire beta orbiter
>be me, age 7
>parents tell me theyre splitting up
>at first i laughed because i though it was a joke
>4 stepdads later, still dont know who cheated on who first, mom and dad both say the other one started it.
>tfw you've been the wife's son to two different guys.
I pity them really.
Guys what should i do, ex gf wins night at a classy hotel she wants to fuck the hell out Of me. Should i go?
Ask a guy who just lost his virginity anything.
>tfw you know getting fit is a meme and works only if other ways to occupy your mind didn't work and this works
>tfw you think you want a girlfriend because successful media's relationships look perfect
>tfw you actually only romanticize the idea of one and would never want one
>tfw you see "tfw no gf" posters being in denial about this or unaware of
>tfw you miss and love nobody
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>third week of /nofap/
>haven't cum for 21 days
>slowly going insane
>constant pressure in my dick and balls, like a deep gnaw that can only be relieved by cumming on and in every girl I see
Does it get any better? When do the superpowers appear?
The only real effect I noticed so far is that my luck seems to be better, and I'm going to bed at proper times if I choose to. My erections are also bigger than normal and sticks up at an angle.
No fap is just a dumb reddit meme that you fell for
The challenge is for normies not people who go on 4chan because the entire point is to not be exposed to porn and no masturbating but to have sex. Since people on 4chan don't have sex it's pointless
Who is you're fantasy dad that you always wanted /r9k/?
>tfw highschool sweetheart is getting married
Asians are superior to whites, the only thing holding us back are our ties to your culture. In the next 100 years we will wipe out the white race and use blacks and latinos as slaves for our factories.
Sure you will, Donger, if you haven't been bred out of existence first.