>Trader Joe's was out of shampoo again
What the fuck is wrong with this company? How can they have tons of the Tea Tree Tingle Body Wash and Conditioner and none of the shampoo?
Robots 2016 will be the year of the gf.
I really can see it happen for anyone of you.
We will get there.
How do you feel now that /r9k/ was represented in the new star wars movie?
>severe mommy/daddy issues
>complete and total edgelord
>clearly autistic, throws tantrums, punches himself
>ugly as fuck
>wears a mask to hide it all
>his sister/cousin is fucking a nigger while he's a virgin loser who nobody loves anymore
Only area where he doesn't fit is he's not...
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>see a perfect hairline
>entire week ruined
I have one of those stupid white blonde nw2 hairlines and then it heavily receded so if I got a lineup I'd be looking like eggman
Watch me working on my game live. There is no stream chat so post in the thread. Might make a twitch account if this works
Daily reminder that if every cell in your body has a Y chromosome you are a male
I dreamed i raped a maid
man those niggers are always complaining lol fucking niggers what are you OFFENDED? ARE YOU OFFENDED? LMAO
>black main character for new SW
OMGEE THAT'S NOT EVEN FIAR BECAUSE I CANT PRETEND IM HIM WHEN IM JACKING OF TO FUCKING REY IN THE ASS OHMG ITS WHITE GENOCDIE WHITE GENOCJEE DO YOU HEAR ME THESE BLACJ PEOPLEEEE!!!! THEY ARE GONA TAKE OVER!! REVERSE RACISM! CUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKK
except they had the same shit in the OT with Leia
All of a sudden this princess who was trapped in a cell is pulling out a gun and killing storm troopers like she's Rambo while making snarky remarks about men
You'll never get a girlfriend, you'll never go anywhere, you post on this board all day
Don't go to the gym, don't watch what you eat, don't stop fapping
Eat a donut, get some fried chicken, whack it all day, get high
Enjoy what you can because what you can't enjoy is what you're all striving for: a girIfriend
I just want the will to live.
I've given up on getting a partner.
Can't seem to care about women, I just want to live life.
>wanting a role reversal relationship
fucking original comment shit still there
>There are men who wouldn't want to dominate a totally submissive qt
>They'd rather get pegged in the ass like a bitch
>just lift bro
whats the point of lifting if i have asymmetric chest?
can muscles hide it?
Probably. It all depends on your muscle insertions and whatnot. But considering you have 0 muscular development, getting fit is the best thing you can do for yourself as a man.
>When you try to approach a girl
>saying 'hello' to a girl on the street
it's actually even more pathetic when she doesn't even shout or is angered but looks creeped out, scared or just baffled, wondering why the heck someone you like ever thought that you might have a chance with someone like her
>"big dicks is just a meme in porn"
>"5 inches is enough for a girl"
>"most girls dont even like 12 inches, its too much"
I just got back from a /soc/ dick rate thread of beta 4chan broswers, not alpha porno dicks and literally everybody is bigger than my tiny 5 incher
Even if I do get a GF im gunna have to let her cuck me so why even bother?
what was the point of making this thread? do you think crying on the internet will magically make your dick get bigger or something? do you want pity?
NORMIES THINK I'M INSANE BECAUSE I'M FROWNING ALL THE TIME
do people actually click these ads and buy things from whatever page comes up?
how does whoever puts these up earn enough revenue to continue having them on every single porn site?