So I have literally fucking nothing and I can't feel happiness. I can't even care about Christmas I don't even want shit. I have no friends and never go out and do shit and no one here likes me. I live in the middle of nowhere with there is literally L I T E R A L L Y no jobs. I've been looking for 2 years and nothing and now I have a giant gap in my employment. I'm so depressed I don't want to get out of bed evert day I just try falling back asslep until I can't then I just sigh wake up and try to find a way to mooch drugs off what few friends...
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stick in the keys and drive.
it might just be some kind of cliche but i say it's worth a shot. you can realize how fucking awful the city is and move back home and be /comfy/
NOTHING TO LOSE. LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT.
I WANT TO QUIT MY JOB
>it is actually entirely possible that you'll never have a gf
>try to fap to emma watson
>she's literally too attractive for me to imagine doing anything with her
>end up feeling too bad about myself to get off
Soon you'll end up paralyzed because stacy is behind the wheel.
Want to get started on my manifesto as to why child birth is immoral
>Tired and slightly brain fogged from edgy all day yesterday and choking on a chocolate bar
More content for my manifesto I guess.
Wow, I didn't even know this was a thing, let alone was popular enough to have its own (albeit small) subreddit. Thanks.
Pissed all over my carpet last night as a fuck you to the world
Now waking up and regretting it
So I think I might be a chad to some degree so I understand if you hate me, but only you guys will listen.
>be college sophomore
>move into co-ed house/dorm hybrid
>decide to date chubby blonde 6/10 next door down
>lose virginity to her
>we have fun for a the year
>stay together over summer
>come back have 21st b day
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*CLANK CLANK CLANK*
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
1 more hour of sleep until you have to wake up, wagecucks. Too bad you're still up browsing r9k
> be 2016
> be time to peace
> be time for every virgin to get a kiss
Hey guys, I haven't been on this forum since Spring, so it's nice to be back (however brief it will be). Basically, I went to a Christmas prom last night. It was a disaster.
>18 years old
>Bit fat, but well proportioned
>Never had a girlfriend
>In a small friend group (about 12 people)
>3 guys, rest girls
>Only one who is not in a relationship of some kind
>Really like this particular girl in the group
>We get on so well, like the chemistry between us is so great. It's effortless
>Few weeks before Christmas ball
>Me and her are alone in the 'sixth form lounge'
>We start talking about prom
>She is hinting that she'd like to go with me
>I ask her to be my date
>She says yes
>Unbelievably happy, I couldn't wipe the grin off my face for like a week
>I had never been so happy in my life, like I genuinely thought to myself "wow, looks like things are finally starting to pick up for me"
>Extremely excited for prom
>Fast forward to the night
>I go to her house, all nervous and shit with a bottle of prosecco in my hand- all whilst still being excited
>Have a nice time at her house, eventually go to prom
>We sit at a table, have a few drinks, as you do
>She starts moving away from me- sits opposite end of table
>At this point I felt like shit. I felt she didn't want to spend time with me at all
>Go to bar and buy a drink
>Sit back at the table, really upset
>Everybody in friend group asking if I'm okay
>Start breaking down crying
>"Why doesn't my date want to spend time with me?" I say to myself several times
>Friends don't know how to respond so just leave me
>Date is very drunk at this point, way too drunk
>I stop crying, focus on looking after her (I'm drunk too)
>I sit next to her, lean against her and say stuff like 'I like you so much, would you go to prom with me?' (I don't remember what she responded)
>Eventually ask her 'Hey, can I kiss you?' (I know. Most beta thing I could have done)
>She responds "I'm a lesbian"
>I go "That's what they always say"
She goes off somewhere
>I move back to the table we were originally at
>About half an hour later she comes back
>Starts sitting on my lap and bouncing on it
>Feels good, but too upset to really live in the moment
>She gets off and stands up
>6'7", huge guy (quite fat, but he has never had the ladies)
>My date thinks this guy is a huge creep and doesn't like him whatsoever
>She goes in to lean to kiss him
>I lunge out of my sit and push him back, shouting "No! No! Please don't! No! Back off! She's my date!" (I am 5'10")
>He goes off somewhere
>She sits back down at the table
>I'm there having a panic attack
>Breathing heavily so rapidly, I thought I was going to have a heart attack
>Security takes me outside since people were saying that I wanted to fight him
>Try to explain my situation
>Get back in
>Find out my friends phoned her parents to take her home
>Upset at this point, but relieved at the same time
>Drunken me then tries to get her sober and stuff
>I made sure she couldn't go off somewhere, so whilst this was all happening I was venting to her about the night
>She drops "I'm so sorry" a few times
>Eventually her mum comes and takes her home
>I'm still very upset as she spent virtually no time with me
>A few friends come up to me later in the evening
>"She made out with him about 20 minutes before you broke up the kiss in front of you"
>"She told me that part of the reason she agreed to go with you was because she felt a bit sorry for you"
>Literally devastated, I really wanted to kill myself at this point
>Extremely confused as well, because she had been very flirty with me for a while as well (and exclusively with me)
>Can't get over her without ditching my friend group
Do you want to know the worst part of it all? I still love her and I am still hopeful something will happen in the future. Blindly optimistic? Yes. But that's the only way I can cope at the moment.
Get yourself the fuck together, Opie. You're in highschool. The things that happen there only matter if you dwell on them too much; it's time to stop giving a fuck about these people.
pic related is closer to the truth than your pic OP
>Official Meme of 2016
Where do you stand lads?
>guy says he's having a panic attack and asks for me to distract him
>i try to help him
>he ends up making me cry
here it is: http://logs.omegle.com/a7d0d53
I'm socially retarded. What was he feeling? I can't tell and I want to be less socially retarded.
Does anyone else like butts?
Im not sure, but do you like butts?