If you don't have a gf, money and a good life, why won't you join the army?
> tfw no qt elephant bf to listen to me
(You) used to calI me on my
>haven't had a conversation with another human being in person in over a week
>my only real-life communication has been with people at food establishments
who /lonely/ here?
>if i died, my body probably would not be found for weeks
I talk to my dad, to my gf and I met a friend after a couple of weeks today.
I'm still lonely because I'm depressed about being unable to achieve anything (vicious circle) and no one is interested in talking about it or understanding my situation.
>haven't had a legit conversation in years
>only can handle transactional speech
>will likely never have normal social interactions with others
I am top pathetic, you can't even touch my level faggot
Would you fuck an Asian twink?
>tfw headphones broke
>can't play vidya or watch anime because normie family will hear
>no more escapism till I buy new ones
>no money, parents won't give me money till Christmas probably
>no more escapism for a week
Fucking hell wtf am I going to do
So I finally got my HS diploma at the age of 28.
I actually did well and now I am going to University in 2016, starting in March. Got accepted into Mechanical Engineering at RMIT and the government has accepted my Study-bux application so I've got guaranteed Study-bux for the next few years while I am at university full-time.
Do you guys think I'll actually even be able to get a job when I finally get my degree in my 30s?
Sad thing is this guy is completely right. What you're trying to do is like trying to learn to ride a bike when you're 20. Don't get me wrong, it's still nice to be able to ride a bike, but everyone who knows it took you that long is not gonna take you seriously. And, well since we have CVs they're all gonna know how long it took you.
What are some good anime to watch before one euthanizes themselves?
I'd like a girlfriend for next year. If you must know, then I'd like for her to be as good looking as I am. I realize this makes me self-entitled so I can only expect she will be too.
I want a gf because I long for someone to keep me and my best friend (my dog) some company and so we can do fun things together. We could make grilled cheese sandwiches or go on long walks (with my dog ofc). I promise I will do my best to treat her right and make her happy.
Regards and happy Christmas,
Fembots, why won't you end the misery of your robot counterparts by being their gfs?
I like smelly feet and smelly vaginas, what's your unusual fetishes, robots?
Tell me /r9k/, what's your excuse for not using pick-up strategies to get a gf?
What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you this year?