stop playing computer and video games
I just got a haircut and my girlfriend blocked me on facebook and is ignoring my texts
what did she mean by this?
Are you ready for tej biggest loser on r9k competition ? I will start:
>literally hated by everyone
admit it /r9k/
What if this world isn't real at all and it's all a simulation?
I had no chance to succeed. I failed college and here am I, jobless at 22, no prospects in life.
Bump original comment is original. Stop muting me cunt.
>Is there anything worse than a small head and bitch weight for a male?
Being fatass like me. Atleast girls like skinny boys.
So I fucked a girl on her period just now..
I'm about to have a shower and replenish my soul Brobots, please bite so I can reply when I'm back :)
What are you eating today?
Just some processed foods for me. I only eat two meals a day so don't get any ideas. I'm only doing this cuz there was a sale and this stuff doesn't last long.
I had a small bowl of oatmeal in the morning.
That and a couple cups of coffee ought to do it. It's half past four, I think I can make it without ingesting anything else.
I'm sick, so I'm just eating calories however I can.
rye with tomatoes and feta with heaps of olive oil and balsamic, some cracked pepper.
What do you say, robot?
H-Hey guys, I'm too lonely without this place. Sooo, tell me what are you living for? What keeps you going? Little portions of everyday pleasure? A family member that you don't want to hurt? Plans? Fear?
GO BACK TO POL YOU DIRTY GYPSY FUCK
What is the worst investment you have ever made anons?
question of fembots:
is dicksize really not inportant? without trying to be nice or making a man happy, do you really prefer an average dick over a big dick? i'm asking you what you find the most aesthetically pleasing, NOT what feels best or is the most functional.
Who else into /femdom/ here?
>tfw no dom gf
>acquire dom gf
>she slowly trains you do become more assertive
>she runs into real life trouble, gets depressed, becomes more submissive
>you end up being the dom
>eventually break up
>cycle repeats with roles reversed
Has anyone else here tried meditation? I've always been super anxious and depressed. About a year ago I started reading up on the effects of meditation/mindfulness based stress reduction. After meditating on and off for about a year, I'm no longer depressed whatsoever and I'm a little less anxious. I'm hoping it will help with my anxiety as well.
If anyone here is depressed (lol), you should at least look into meditation and consider it. I thought it was bullshit too senpai.
the dalai llama visited my city once several years ago
best advice he gave was whenever you're in a stressful situation out of your control
just say 'i accept this' a few times
sounds stupid but usually helps alot and lets you focus on the things you actually can change
under medititation i think they listed it as 'surrender'
Meme making thread
Heres some OC. Wojaks, pepes, help helpers, and hijaks are our focus today.
Im sorry i made a few versions of it
Feel free to request a meme from me, im the same OP as yesterday.
And last but not least, this variation of the one i made yesterday
>Anoooon please, you promised no pictures, I haven't even done my hair teehee
As if someone that is as perfect as her would even look at me
allah dammit, why did you curse me with this shit ass genes
When kissing a girl how do you know when you should stop?
Ok I'm a girl and I've been told that I'm a very not good kisser
I want to be better, /adv is useless, I've tried to goddamn wikihow it ffs, but all the instructions are way vague
Any tips faux-chad?
>it's a sleep paralysis that causes you to turn the light on for the rest of night, and you don't sleep because you're scared it will happen again if you fall asleep episode
I thought I was being murdered in my fucking bedroom. I woke up and there was a man wearing a cloth bag over his face looking down at me in my bedroom. He had one arm pinning me down, and the other arm was up by my throat. I assumed he had a knife. I thought, "Oh God. This is it. This is how I die. A home-invasion/murder." The bag man then slits...
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I never had this. Whenever I think there is something even slightly paranormal I try to make it suck my dick.
Have a wank, it will really help calm you down. Been suffering from sp for over year. It happens sporadically and the only thing I found that can get me out of that petrified state afterwards is a good old fap
daily remainder to JUST BE YOURSELF BRO
>height doesn't matter
wew, once I asked my female """"friend"""" why didn't she end up with some guy who was hitting on her, he's smart, good face, nice etc., she told me...."she's too short"
>from deep rural background
>can't hang out with 'the boys' because they're drunk and closet homosexuals and pick fights all day
>spend years at college
>never got along with other academics because of their self perception as being the elite of society, and because of their blatant contempt of people outside their system
who's literally born to be alone here? my only friend is my cousin who grew up in the same place.
>>never got along with other academics because of their self perception as being the elite of society, and because of their blatant contempt of people outside their system
Most of my colleagues are down to earth. What field do you study.
Why would a married woman with children cheat on her husband?
why women just don't aspire to be housewives? being a housewife is comfy af and nowadays with the modern appliances their work is very little. Not tell me shit excuses like emancipation and indipendence, women enjoy being facialized, they're naturally immune to any sense of dignity.
Also, disocuppation would reach its lowest between men, so that to any family would be granted a good income.
>Not tell me shit excuses like emancipation and indipendence, women enjoy being facialized, they're naturally immune to any sense of dignity.
Obviously this isn't completely true, since so many women clearly care enough to go to all the trouble of wageslaving.
>was supposed to be 6'2"
>was probably because of mold and my asthma (not actually asthma, probably reaction from the mold) growing up
This stunts growth? We lived in a pretty shit house when I was 13, just when I stopped growing.
If it fucks with your respiratory system, yes. You don't get enough air so you don't grow as much because overall size is less of a priority than making sure your brain and other stuff develop right.
reminder: this is what women want
Your "epic comedian" Colbert has just been confirmed to be a shill taking direct orders from pedo Podesta and the Democrat party.
What do you have to say about this?
This doesn't really mean anything
Bill clinton appeared in those episodes, so the "them" being referred to isn't colbert's team, but clinton's
Obviously clinton's team worked to make sure their platform looked as great as possible on the show and whether or not colbert's people had anything to do with that, as far as working with them beyond the production of an episode, remains to be seen
This is pizzagate tier memery
Reminder that literally every form of modern...
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Robots, what's your job in Tamriel?
farmer assistant. those dumb farmers think it's hard work to harvest crops so I do it for them and they pay me enough to eat for days.
Then I go back to reading books and writing posts and pinning them on the local message board.
I don't smoke tobacco or weed, I don't drink alcohol, I don't drink coffee, I don't have any addictions apart from drinking soda (which I'm trying to cut).
Who else has not-that-popular addiction?
This is Christopher Langan. He has an IQ of around 200, one of the highest ever recorded. He believes in a God, soul, and afterlife. But no, you believe meme scientists and internet neckbeards. I'm sure they have a better grasp on reality than Mr. Langan.
What happened in your life that you suddenly need the appreciation and love of others?
Why the need for affection?
I'm assuming we are all in our 20's, what happened to simply sitting in your room and doing what you did on your own?
Where you lonely back then? Where you bored?
What or who made you think like you need others?
I'm not talking about mental issues that make you dependant on anyone. I'm talking about self-inflicted thoughts that somehow getting all the attention wins you life or fixes it.
For me it was the sudden realization that time is a very real factor and that I will be old and die one day. As time goes on the pool of eligible girls starts dwindling and you're stuck choosing between women with obvious problems and baggage.
I can't even remember how i developed into what i am today.
Is this a good computer desk? http://www.ikea.com/au/en/catalog/products/70219043/