>you will never "just b confident"
I don't get it, how can normals naturally be so arrogant?
You're walking through the park with your new found qt Japanese gf who likes you for who you are in the inside. A Chad comes nearby.
>Ay Yo girl watchu b doin wit dat beta loser, com to mai crib so I show yu a tru man.
ANON, WHAT DO YOU SAY
Why am I so awkward in everything I do?
Because you're a fucking weeb, you fil- wait shit
>"Anon, chad just called, hes gunna be here in five minutes! What are you waiting for??!?! put you face back there and get me ready!"
>tfw dad thinks I have a girlfriend now because he found my crossdressing clothes
>"I'm so happy for you, anon. You should bring your girlfriend to dinner some time, you don't need to hide her from me heh."
>tfw he seems so proud of me for finally getting a girlfriend
I can't deal with this feel. Should I tell him the truth or just continue going along with his misinterpretation?
whi /femNEET/ here
Anons stating their goals of self improvements, and other anons give tips
Thread open to:
>Discussion of literature
>Discussion of politics
>Discussion of diet and exercise
>Discussion of general hobbies.
>Go on bus today
>Just want to go to mcdonalds, havent been out for weeks
>Only one seat on bus
>I look at her
>After some time she turns round and gives me a friendly smile
>I cum instantly and visibly
>Get kicked off bus
What happened to me
Listen up and listen good. I want a gf. I want one provided for me. I don't want any trouble but if there's any funny business we're gonna have a problem. Got it?
You don't want a gf you just want sex
The idea of romance has been seeded in your mind since birth by mass media to turn you into a mindless drone consumer
Sure thing but heads up bro she's a fucking slut
what the fuck is this shit
now normies are even capitalizing on depression
nothing is sacred to normies when it comes to getting attention and money
if you think there's something that they won't do, it's not because they actually respect it, it's because they know they can't get away with it yet
this is an objectively true fact that cannot be disproven
Good morning robots.
This is something that reminds me of the NEET life.
Can't you see we're all the same?
Both Pepe and Wojack are miserable! Wageslaves, NEETs, you are brothers!
Hey, anon, you're so sweet *chuckles and blushes with red rosy cheeks*
Tell me about yourself?
Well I work part time at UPS, I like the beach and mountains, for fun I usually just grab a drink with coworkers, and I like almost every kind of movie, what about yourself cutie?
I'm a 24 year old college drop out whose never been with a woman. I have no friends or hobbies and spend my time either working, at the gym, or at home jerking off. I also play a lot of video games and like movies.
I also have a lot of emotional baggage from being alone for so long.
Gamers can't be considered a men. I will never date a gamers.
If you're a gamer - that means you're fat virgin lizard living on welfare and living with parents.
you aren't eligible for welfare in europe if you didn't work at least a year with a legal contract, too bad.
Does anyone here have trouble following instructions? I'm just so inept it's almost comical. I even have to ask people to repeat what they wanted from me because i forget so easily.
I just wish people could stop asking help from me so they could spare me the shame.
>learn to ask them to repeat until you understand
the whole reason they're giving you instructions is so you do the job right.
>write things down
on scratch paper if you have it. or just ask them for something to write it on. or put it into your phone. again, it's not "awkward." the goal is for you to follow a certain sequence of things. enable yourself to do that.
Who /wantssexbutnogf/ here? All I'm interested in is sex, anything besides that doesn't appeal to me. I turn down opportunities of fucking girls because everything besides the sex is painfully boring.
>go on craigslist
>look for no strings attached listings
>limit it to 18yo
>fuck a bunch of teen stacies, look and act like a virgin to get out of using a condom
>they'll never know I was the one who had AIDS