>classes begin tomorrow
I don't wanna go back. I fucked up my last semester and I'm afraid I'll do that again.
Why aren't you a security guard?
hey fellow robots.
I am curious as to how miserable or happy you are with your life right now.
on a scale of 1-10, 10 being the most miserable. GO!
I will start.
1-10 happy or not scale:
Ever had a gf?
Do you have any grills phone numbers in your cell?
>yes, but only because she asked me for it. she never responds...
How often do you think of suicide?
>1-10 misery scale
3. Im pretty happy most the time, but can get kinda upset every now and then. Drugs keep me in a great mood 95% of the time, though
>ever had a gf
>do you have any grills numbers
lmao no fuckit
>how often do you think of suicide?
A couple times a week
>"Yeah I'm tall and decent-looking. But I'm a robot because I'm a little shy, I swear!"
>first day of college
>have political science class with girl
>she's wearing a pepe shirt
>tell her i make "dank pepes" in my spare time and start talking about memes
>she kept playing with her hair and laughing
>actually got her number and might get lunch with her
just b'ing myself actually worked guys
i felt like a total retard after saying that but apparently...
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>Talked with a girl
A chad at your given time would have already fucked her.
Who here /bulliedbyparents?/
My dad carries around a piece of card with 'semen stains' (ie glue stains) and pictures of anime girls with things like 'lonely burger' and 'sadness fries' written on
Whenever we go out to eat he asks 'can I see your kids menu? Here is my kids menu' then hands the waitress the menu whilst smiling at me and laughing to himself.
He isn't funny, and it isn't amusing.
my dad talks to himself a lot and will complain about me or just straight up start talking to himself about how he wish i would do something
i hate hearing it and i'd prefer if he'd keep it to himself
Does anyone know who keeps making these lame ass, racist, threads?
>who hates whites who do this shit
Kind of threads?
I feel like its some anon samefagging racist shit against both black and white people.
>Does anyone know who keeps making these lame ass, racist, threads?
>calling white "ppl" out on their shit = being racist
Get wit it white boi. It's a black world now
Why haven't you fucked your mother yet?
>Thanks for your help anon you're so sweet and kind!
>But why don't you EVER have a girlfriend?!?
>I mean do you EVEN like girl, don't you?
how the fuck can i get a job?
i've spend 2 months giving my CV to literally EVERY COMPANY in my zone (personally)
should i look online? in a job market site? or is worthless?
Be honest for a second here, and tell us, what's the first thing going through your mind when you watch that picture?
>Out there, there's someone who would unconditionally love you and is literally perfect
at least in your eyes
>you probably won't ever meet that person
You think Dustin is happy with his life choices? He's making pizza for neets who do nothing but shitpost all day. I feel sorry for Dustin
I give up, I can't do this anymore,
Hope you have it well
No worries. We got a new one. A younger one.
>One of three people committed a crime
>Alice says she didn't do it
>Bob says Alice did it
>Chris says he didn't do it
>Who did it?
I keep seeing this on Facebook ads (paraphrasing cuz I can't see it right now) and I don't get it, who did it? It seems like Alice and Bob's statements are contradictory so either one of them could have done it.
How does it feel to know that there are women who've made hundreds of millions of dollars just by being hot
We reward shitty undeserving people.
Right now there are scientists creating cancer fighting drugs, and various other breakthroughs N shit, yet they will never get the recognition or money they deserve.
But oooooh, talor swift has a new BF!! Breaking news!!!!!!
>new school year
>no litterally no one in my class
> 10/10 qt.314 sits next to me everyday
>see her one day browsing 4chan
>"holy shit, now i have something to talk to her about"
>remember that i am a faggot loser like everyone else here so that won't happen
wow, don't talk with her over 4chan. she's just browsing 4chan to laugh
It's so funny how only 10 years ago having a big ass was considered disgusting by non-blacks and now because of rap music and black guys becoming in fashion everyone loves big asses. Why are people so weak minded and easily controled by the media?
>Look at gaming chairs
>Pefect chair for people with extreme long computer sessions between 4 - 8 hours
I used to do this . I pretended I was in a fantasy world and role playing by myself. It sorta helped me escape from the mundane but when I look back I cringe so much but it was fun. I still have a wild mind but I channel that into my writing now.
I used to do it as a kid and I want to do it now as an adult but I just can't get a feel for it anymore. How do I start role-playing by myself again? I want to catch chuunibyou, someone please infect me with it.
>parents were fat alcoholics so i'm a fat alcoholic
>tfw cucked by genetics
>literal autistic guy at my workplace
>unattractive overweight manlet who wears velcro strapped shoes and talks to customers about his Pokemon EV training
what am I doing wrong
Why does /r9k/ envy women and complain about them living life on "easy mode"?
Sure they get sex easier, but consider this: it's sex with MEN.
So is that what /r9k/ really wants? To have sex with a lot of men?
Women has it easier in Life. They reach a higher Education than Men (because they get more promotion than Men). They don't get punished by acting like a Girl (like Men for being acting like Men, like Wrestling against each other in the break for Example). Our whole Education System (I'm from Germany btw.) is build to comfort Women. From the Kindergarten until the Abitur/end of High School you are surrounded of Female Teachers who punishs you if you don't acted like them (so Girls).
We can be...
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>Nice and comfy listening to podcast and playing video games.
>chad roommate is home
>turn off podcast and now can't enjoy videogames.
>not comfy anymore
>wish I was alone
I need to find a way to make more money and get my own studio with internet.
Here, masturbate to these pixels while normal people in the outside world actually have sex with real girls like this.
kill yourself fucking roastie cunt
Here, masturbate to these pixels while normal people in the outside world actually have sex with real pixels like this.
Oh don't be mad at me anon. Blame yourself for your inferiority :^)
Not sure if autistically analyzing my sentence structure or misogynist... Both are huge turn-offs though :^)
>tfw even an amputee cripple has had more sex than you ever will
Why do guys have to insult girls who reject them? For example
>he's saying all these nice rings about me and calling me sexy etc
>I refuse to have sex/date with a him
>well you're ugly as fuck anyway
help me brobots and fucking normalfags can join too.
theres this qt chick in my class now and i may be slightly in to her and she is kind of nice to me but i am sperg and i sat next to her this one time in class but i didnt say anything how do i receive seks?
Picture is not related
twin towers checked
i need advice from true robot friends or helpful normalfaggots not this adv.
this is the last free seat saved just for me on the rocket to sex and i need to go there.
I MUST GO THERE BRING ME THERE
I wish I was low functioning autistic instead of high functioning
no one would expect me to do anything and life would be so easy
I would be surrounded with nice people
pic related living the dream