>Hey anon, why are you such a loser?
Finally lost my virginity at 17, I don't know why you virgin faggots think its so hard, go to a music festival and you'll get fucking laid, simple as
Step it up fuckers
Slept in, missed my first class of Religion 101. I can get the syllabus from a friend, but does it look bad if I missed it?
>not already skipping the first day of class to avoid all the introductions, syllabus shit that you can just read, and ice breaker bullshit
How can vaginas even compete?
Why anyone would want to stick their penis in disgusting roast beef over soft pillowy lips is beyond me.
>tfw no calisthenics bf
Sit-up, sit-up, sit-up, sit-up.
Squat, squat, squat, squat.
Hyperextension, hyperextension, hyperextension, hyperextension.
I don't think we don't get women because we're ugly. My piece of shit brother is 3/10, acts like a complete retard and still gets local pussy. The reason for that is because these women have the same mindset as him and I would never in my life date any of them. Now I'm a lot better looking than him but I'm still a khv because I view people of my age as scumbags, I don't like the way they talk and I don't like the way they behave, they seem like lower species to me, I'm too elegant to be part of their social circle.
Call me a pussy...
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How do I get more followers to my instagram?
be a fat jewess with ass pics and keep threatening to kill yourself and shame your male followers for not making you feel good enough for not liking your pics.
or use bots.
or neither because it's a useless service and you are useless and you should kill yourself for not being a jewy whooty
ITT: you wale up in the body of the nastyest stacey you knew back in your highschool days
You have 24 hours to do whatever you want with her while she is at highschool
>Only rule is no matter what after 24 hours you go back to your own body in the present
>Go into her social media if I'm able to.
>Talk shit about everyone I hate and she's friends with, take nudes and other degrading photos of myself and post them on normiebook
>Do this for over 23 hours
>Go to really high building/bridge/cliff
>Wait until just a few seconds before I go back to my real self and jump off
>had a dream about her again
>2nd time in 3 nights
completely metalised children, mech army default ruin trees... lakes,.. Train k 100m/ph under the influence. OVER HEAD LIVE WIRES said gandalf the grey. Assimilationism. aboriginal political suprression; argo. SPQR henry FORD 1941 cyber:smut. ass ripping device 2prong degrading white society is easy fuckfuckgo fartpage.com Indigo_rothschild foxtrot friedman v. Keynes final act. CYBORG 21 carnage shaft, unconsented insertion of mindwipe probuscis. Red space, evil universe. Long jaunt. What kind of horrors are out there in the stars. Human evolution in 3 acts: someo. Sex corruption. 101101 in the yr 2358 botox-zombies perform liposuctions on their pray SOCIAL EXPERIMENT : spikes installed in all baby prams.. Randomly activated once a month for a year then never happens again. rage machines let loose in night time LA, insert metal into flesh of homeless to violently kill them. sex doles for NEETS infected with rage machine virus. TETSUO. #singularity #EVOLVE >trains//portable gas chambers (mass exodus). replacing organs NO NO NO DONT process completed, Brain neuron-reversing begun (FILTER SCREAMS FROM ALL CHANNELS)
How does Anzu make me cum so much?
Hey robots, i think my girlfriend is losing feelings for me and i dont know what to do
That's the thing with women, they can easily leave or close the door on you for any reason.
Just find another girl and don't feel bad about it. The whole dating system is women's fault anyway so if Chad cheats it's her fault lmao.
>when you remember that boys have willies
This is what I am reminded of every time someone on /r9k/ complains about girls having life on "easy mode".
Like, yeah. They have more sex than we do. But what the robots fail to take into account is that the people they have sex with are MEN.
Is that what /r9k/ actually wants? To have sex with men?
Is your cock big enough to satisfy her? I doubt it.
Asian girls have small vaginas therefore an average length penis is going to feel HUGE for them. Even a robot with a small dick would be able to please an asian qt because she'd think his small weiner is average length anyway.
>Go to college
>There for 1 week
>People already asking if I made friends
>People already asking if I got a girlfriend, though I've never had a serious one
>Fuck my life
If you haven't made friends or hooked up with a girl by the first week, you are a loser.
It's the first week of college. This is as easy as it gets.
Just study all day, because you're obviously the same beta faggots you've prolly always been.
I'm projecting, but still. It doesn't get easier than everyone being open to you in college. They won't be this open for long.
The first week of college is basically the best opportunity to make friends and get a girlfriend. Personally, I focused on getting weed connections so that I could delay the girlfriend part due to my anxiety around women.
I suggest you make weed connections. Women flock to a guy with weed. It should be noted, though, that they will just try to use you to smoke it. It's very important to be assertive and make one your gf as soon as possible. Be very clear with your intentions.
> watching a youtuber (I know I know)
> vlogging about what their depression is like
> not hearing any concrete reason for depression
> it's a bunch of talking in circles about highs and lows but nothing about what brought it on
> lol its ruining my life, I'm doing nothing with my life
> 30,000 subscribers, frequent road trips, to conventions, concerts, even friends with their favorite...
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You don't even really need a trigger for you to get depression sometimes your brain just ain't wired right.
Some people do just feel sad and think that constitutes depression though. People wanna be different and mental illness is the hip new thing. That's why every tumblr fucko alway mentions they have "OCD, Depression, Sever Anxiety, Panic Attacks and IBS" in their sidebar.
GOTTA BE HIP FOR THE KEEDZ
No sarcasm, this might be the realest shit I've heard in a while.
I mean, I was actually depressed for a while because I had the luxury of being able to sit around and be depressed. I was clearly romanticizing the whole thing without knowing I was, because now that I'm forcibly living alone and having to be a wagecuck my self-preservation urges have fully kicked in. I'm very stressed out about staying alive, keeping warm this winter...
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Would you eat a woman's ass r9k?
I got a gf in college because I was willing to eat her out. We drunk fucked and I went down on her during foreplay. We dated for two years.
Six months into our relationship she said word for word "You know I texted you the day after we met because you ate my ass, right?"
Not in that setting. I am very paranoid about smartphones, social media, that kinda tech that's making freaks like us even more reserved. I thought I could trust my big sister (who's married to a tall guy with a great face soft heart and probably a horsecock, so this probably isn't sexual) next thing I know I see over 40 literal pictures of me sleeping over the times I've visited. Cut contact right there it creeped me out deeply. I am very ugly too.
>Be showering in a bathhouse
>A cute loli walks in
So what's a good plush sex doll? Just left a 3 year long relationship, but there are few available local girls. My fwb also just got into a relationship.
The main purpose is having something soft and warm to hold around at night that resembles a woman's body, as it's been like for the last 6 years. It's hard to get used to and it's ruining my sleep.
I'm posting on /r9k/ because /b/ is infested with porn threads and I'm not a degenerate.
Pic related would be perfect if it had a plush head and straight legs.
>Love Venus R
This one looks perfect but costs way too much
What separates a robot from a normie? What's stopping you from just getting a tan, going on Facebook most of your life and going to parties to get drunk and have sex every weekend?
My ugly face, and the fact that Im totally uninteresting in society.
One can be half faked, the other can't be changed.
Also fuck off, what rhymes with page
And before you say 'you can change your mind'--
--can you, OP, become a robot?
No, literally, can you?
You're going to say 'obviously, I could act retarded, stammer, hesitate'. But really, *REALLY*, is there any circumstance that could actually reuslt in you doing it? Not as a hypothetical scenario, but *ACTUALLY OUT THERE*?
That's the problem with intangibility of 'fake it till you make it'.
why are m>f degenerates so much more common than f>m?
>Daddy, why are the police taking mommy away?
When good VR finally arrives will you be happy cybering with guys who look like cute anime girls? Would you e-date one?
I'm waiting on mind uploading to become a thing, and then I'll upload my mind into a simulation of a perfect 2D world where I can be with my waifu until the heat death of the universe.
It's the only hope that keeps me going.
>in the future physical bodies won't matter
>looks won't matter
>gender won't matter
>the size of your dick or tits won't matter
>only cute personalities will matter
cis women will be BTFO so hard Jesus Christ
>Mfw I'll be dead before this glorious age
>Everyone gets laid in college
According to a recent study about 12% of male German uni students are virgins, even when they are as old as 28 or older. For the women, it's 2%. We are going back to pre-civilization mating. If only I had realized this sooner, I would have taken hormones to turn me into a girl.
>I'd rather just become a degenerate than actively improve myself
This is exactly why you are where you're at and the fact that you cannot see this is why I want to exterminate most (not all) robots.
You faggots caused it to go this way whether you want to see it or not.
Hello fellow NEETS
Lets trigger all the wage slaves who are out working for Mr Shekelburg right now by posting our NEETlairs
pic related, this is my NEET-pourch. I plan on sitting here all day and drinking/smoking while posting on various boards all day.
Also, ill be making my own tendies for lunch, since I live in my own house
i just recently smoked my first cig. i dont know if its gonna be a habit now. what do? also am i doing it right cause i finished a stick under 30 seconds
>i just recently smoked my first cig.
Underage, you should probably get the fuck off of this board.
>i dont know if its gonna be a habit now. what do?
Just stop, faggot.
>also am i doing it right cause i finished a stick under 30 seconds
What the fuck did you do to it? You literally SUCKED the cigarette. Jesus, just kill yourself.
Some granny tried to pick on me in the train today, with all the normies watching, but I stood my ground.
Did I do good?
Why are human bodies so shit? They're weak, smelly, nasty things. I have to wash it constantly otherwise I get fungal infections. I have to brush my teeth every single fucking day or they feel furry. I hate eating and pooping, I hate the feel of my own heart beat and pulse. My body feels like a blob of bacteria wigging inside a skin balloon.
Stay strong, just another 60 years then you'll be able to transplant your brain into a robot.
OSRS is bringing out a new update with raids.
I need to fund my main to get Best in slot gear.
I am selling my pk acc for in-game mills, does anyone want to offer for it? It has got 75 att, 91 str, 42 def and addy gloves. Can easily be turned into a zerker as well.
Please reply if you are interested. You may log onto the account to see I am not lying, etc.
What the fuck are the oldschool devs doing
They've turned one of the hardest old recreations into babbies first mmorpg to stream
What the fuck is jagexs oldschool team doing
who here /rs3/
Ohayou gozaimasu anon-kun
Will you do your best today as well?
also if you had a gun, would you shoot yourself right now?
The best thing anyone could do is killing themselves.
So... ganbatte ne?