ITT: fuck studying, i feel like someone is fucking me in the ass and im wasting my life, i could be doing something else
fuck studying, fuck society, fuck this slavery, fuck this planet
time to go back to school summerfags, not gonna miss ya
grow the fuck up, bitch. seriously.
you gotta do shit you don't wanna do. thats fuckin life, always has been, always will be.
just find some shit that you enjoy, and then find shit to do that you don't like that will let you do those things you DO like as much as you can.
I wish i could go back to studying.
I m in so much trouble me because of the crisis on my country.
Now i have to work around 13 hours a day just to get payed 20$ per month instead of going to college / University to get a title.
I'm 7/10 in looks, maybe 8 with make up. Long dark hair and very pale complexion with giant eyes.
I like vidya, movies, music and reading. I like people and being extraverted but I do spend a fair amount of time alone when not at work/college.
Pic related. Celebrity look alike.
If you're not asian not really interested, sorry
>they caIIed me nigger again
>my vagina when he says playing videogames is his hobby
What makes a good dic pic also how does my dick look. I'm pretty sure it's only a little under 6 inches but does it look longer (i haven't measured in a year or two though so I should probably check later)?
Any advice or criticism is good advice/criticism.
>wizardchan is down
fuck, I want to browse /dep/
Our time has come, fags! See you in the other side!
>26 years old
- drank alcohol or coffee
- fapped (stopped fapping 6 years ago)
- had sex
- kissed or went out with a girl
- went to a party
- make coffee
- cook eggs or even break them properly
- can't put gas in a car
- can't buy something with anything other than cash
I don't know what I am and how I'm still alive.
All I do is study and lift.
After nearly eating myself half to death and having to go to the hospital, I'm ready to workout.
Former /fit/fag reporting in. I just kind of let myself go through depression but I'm not even sure where I start back up. I've gained at least 30lbs, so I need to know what would be best. Cardio or should I just jump straight to lifting?
>15th hour high
>have been humming the same song in my head for like 8 hours non stop
>some netflix and subnautica here and there
who /neet&drugged/ here
Stop Chad from reaching your qtpi virgin gf robots
Finally I have a chance to post my picture.
>Taking hormones for years.
>Preparing myself for Chad.
>Roasties got no chance.
yeah, i don't know either.
i took a few liberties with the drawn as well.
Ask me anything for no reason
What is your favorite movie, game, and music release?
How old were you when you grew out of video games??
WHAT JOB SHOULD I GET MOM SAID I HAVE TO GET ONE NOW
This movie sucks. Literally the entire plot is Ryan Gosling gets cucked by a spic.
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day being mysoginistic manchildren. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess its fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Dont be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. Im pretty much perfect. I was captain of the debate team, and global elite on CS:GO....
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Well you've obviously only been on this board for a day and thought it would be funny to come up with this shitty bait right senpai? Well it's not fooling anybody especially because that's me in the picture and everyone knows I'm a 8.5/10 easy and could get any girl. Also my name is Stan you faggot.
Will women be the demise of western civilization?
Yes, women are like sheep, stupid stuborn and clueless. The pen has been opened and theyve been released into the wild to be hunted one by one by wolves.
Normally I woulsnt care about an inferior creature but unfortunately someone decided it would be funny if they held the key to future generations.
How did you awaken sexually? What were your childhood fantasies?
When I was very young (4-6), I'd have dreams I'd be in some sort of hospital room getting my diaper changed and it was very arousing to me.
When I was 6 my friend basically forced me to take turns with him sucking eachothers dicks. I didn't enjoy it. He also did other weird shit like have him and I putting the same lego between our ass cheeks. He was an odd kid.
Oh, and when I was 7 another friend of mine wanted to play house or some shit and he got fully nude under his bed covers, pretty sure he showed me his cock, and made me kiss him on the lips "goodnight". I was never the initiator in shit like this. It always struck me as odd and uncomfortable.
Can Manlets be intimidating?
>life feels like a dream
>yesterday is as distant a past as a week ago
>a week ago is as distant a past as a year ago
>memories from 5 years ago are indistinguishable from those 10 years ago
Why was I born with a fucked up brain? I sincerely hope I'm not the only person this happens to.
>isolated memories pop up here and there and I can acknowledge they've happened
>can force myself to have episodic memories if I try hard enough
>through even more mental exertion I can connect events together to remember specific time frames in my life
Do I have shit memory or am I really just overthinking and at most I've just repressed them because there's nothing noteworthy about them?
I miss my wife being pregnant, ask me anything
>Fetish where a female is getting gangbanged while she's pregnant
how many reaction images do you have anon? whats your favorite? mine is pic related
I have a whole folder of reaction gifs.
This is one I made a while back.
Post yfw you receive an unexpected phonecall.
Back to class tomorrow and all the reviews for my professor indicate that I'm going to have to talk to my fellow classmates. How do I ensure that I don't fail miserably while speaking and ruin my entire life in one fell swoop during the inevitable introductions? How do you guys handle it?
I took a class this summer and 5% of the total grade was a presentation of one of the libraries in C. My group had input and output and I fucked up so bad, I was so nervous. Everyone sounded like a fucking genius who's been programming for years and I was fucking studdering. Almost done with school then I can I just fuck off to my room and never ever leave it
>senior uni classes started last week
>all this fucking group work and presentations
>tfw 4/5 of my classes are team based
Just kill me now..why the fuck do they force this shit on us..
Why did we let them take our white women
Because they have bigger dicks and we allow them to pleasure out wives because in the end the girl will love us. Dick love is temporary, real love is forever.
Do any of you have experience with just leaving home? My dad was just screaming at me after I told him I'm going to go to a community college because I dropped out of my university.
I'm going to buy some supplies (tent, sleeping bag, backpack, etc) and start walking somewhere. I'll hitchhike too, and try to hop trains. I'll work for a few more weeks for some extra money, but as of now I have about $5,000, and if I sold my things I could probably get a thousand or two more. After working and selling my things I'll be at a total of $8,000.
I want to bring my laptop so I can work on writing screenplays in McDonald's or Starbucks, or wherever there's wi-fi. I'll probably either hitchhike or train hop my way from Washington (state) to California, and go east from there.
>Not attracted to body hair anywhere other than bikini line/asshole (if the person looks like a grill)
>Vaginas are gross
>Only masturbate to ass porn and flopping tranny dicks
Am I gay or are vaginas just not aesthetically pleasing at all? Shit may come out of an asshole but at least it's not chunks of blood, smegma, and yeast infections.
You're retarded for thinking you're not gay and that everyone dislikes how vaginas look. Also yes you're a faggot, get over it. What a waste of a thread that resulted from a boring comment in another thread.
You're attracted to the female form, not the male form. You're straight.
Not liking a roastie's roastie is perfectly normal. Nothing to worry about.
Prostate stimulation is GOAT, and plenty of straight dudes are into that. Dicks aren't gay: is touching your own dick gay? Is thinking your own dick looks good gay? Obviously not. So liking a woman's dick and wanting to make her happy by licking it all over isn't gay either.
A relative has taken pity on you and decided to just give you $5,000 USD for you to improve your life somehow.
What would you spend/invest it on? You cannot just waste it on escapism, e.g. anime figurines and video games.
Buy a transferable machinegun for 5k like an FNC and sit on it for a year or two. Resell for like 7k. Use that money for a cert or degree or something on like welding or underwater welding. Make money.
>former crush (recently got a bf) posts this on Normiebook
>captions with "All of the above Yall are fucking handsome as shit God perfection at its finest
>comment that I'm at 6-7 and that I'm seriously hating that fact
>she encourages me with the "you're perfect, absolutely" shit
YEAH BUT THAT ISN'T GONNA GET MY DICK SUCKED NOW IS IT
To be fair she genuinely believes this I think.
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>Skellies not even including
Reminder that Skellies are the only true robots
There are women who like big fat boys, there are no women who like skinny men, especially skinny fat men.
Lel I hadn't even noticed that.
Anyway here's the actual comments.
Ask a black man anything you wish you depressed neets
Why are you so against loli Jamal-kun ?
Cucks confirmed for Satan.
>seeds and stems in grinder
>smokes the seeds and stems
Why am i like this,
Stoner stacy screams "YUCK U SMOKE STEMS? IS THAT A SEED" while I'm rolling a blunt then stoner dab chad proceeds to make fun of me in the hotbox vehicle, i just put the weed in the rello. I dont do dabs why do chads ruin everything