How does one walk/run normally? How is it done properly?
>pretend you have a limp leg and bounce off it every with every step
>take your time, walk extremely slow
>loosen your arms and let them swing back and forth (dont stiffen them to your side)
>hands on level with your liver
>run forrest run
For walking - just have a destination. Go get some coffee or some shit, go get a book from the library or some goddamn chocolate from the store or whatever. Doesn't matter, just get somewhere, get back... done.
Running? Fuck if I know. Honestly I'd just avoid it if I were you
Under the bridge
Tarp has sprung a leak
And the animals I've trapped have all become my pets
What the fuck, listening to that song right now and the words synced up almost perfectly with me reading your post.
>You will never live the simple country life not giving a care about the outside world
>You will never know the joy of walking down a dirty road home after school with your simple minded country bumpkin gf who hasn't taken 30dicks in a club
>You will never lie in the grass at night gazing upon the stars with her
I've done everything in this greentext, without a gf though.
And just because they don't live in the city doesn't mean they aren't sluts. Not saying all of them are, but it certainly happens.
>tfw the Sun will die out in 5 billion years
>tfw the universe will expand forever until eventually it turns into a cold dead place
In only 600 million years, the sun will no longer emit the type of radiation that 99% of life on Earth depends on. Plants will not be able to photosynthesize any longer and most plant-based ecosystems will collapse.
do u guys like my drawing? Doing it so i can win some free merch
I know why everybody calls us sluts and pump and dumps us. We're doing it wrong, femanons. We should have dignity and self-respect. And our parents taught us wrong behavior.
Now repeat after me:
First marriage, then sex.
First marriage, then flirt.
First marriage, then nudes.
First marriage, then pics.
Better be alone than be used by those heartless whorish male scum.
Should we, /r9k/?
Who /cocaine/ here?
Alcohol not quite doing it for your confidence levels? Just do some blow. You'll have that Chad mentality in no time flat.
guys, erectile dysfunction is just a meme. it doesn't exist.
>have huge cock
>dicklets say shit like "yea but it requires greater blood flow so have fun with your limp dick fag" or some fictitious lie to make them feel better about their inferior cocks
>laugh off the sillies
>do big cums
>about a tablespoon each load
>thick, hard, strong erections which last for 20 minutes or more when masturbating, hours when having sex.
>have excellent stamina in bed
>i'm not even a fucking Chad; i'm a 5'8 lanklet with a high sex drive
celibacy is a meme pushed by the christfags. it's what's giving you cancers and "ED". your dick's just sad, bro! #gtp get that pussy!
Sorry wagecuck, it seems like all women these days crave the BNC (Big NEET Cock).
You mad robots? I finally made it.
>all the virgins here think I'd want to date them
>tfw they think just because I'm a femanon, i'll settle for anything less than what I deserve as a woman
>log onto normiebook
>top story on my newsfeed
>oneitis tagged in prof pic with cute normie boy
I tried everything Anons, swear to Pepe.
>Fantasize beating up normie in a fight for dominance (probs could IRL but why? he already won in the only thing that matters.)
>Tell myself I'll self-improve for 2k16 and get cute gf that's...
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Thanks Anon-kun! Whatever would I do without you!
for srs tho: What are God-tier methods?
Get it off your chest NOW.
You know I'm using tons of different dating apps, and I know I only get like one message a month.
Yet I never answer. My problem is that I don't have the slightest idea on how to talk to a woman. I'm awkward as fuck and the whole dating site thing is just a facade for a 22 year old that is, and will forever be a kissless virgin.