last night I had a dream that I had a gf
it was the happiest feel i've ever felt
how do I get a gf?
Why do women feel like everything is a personal attack? I'm just trying to talk about F-Zero and how bad I am at it.
that is not how you talk to women you idiot. you're supposed to pretend she's cute for playing Mario kart or whatever.
>inb4 I'm not going to pretend in order to get closer to women
save the in depth video game analysis for your male friends
ITT We come up with the positives of being KHV for life
>never have to worry about being accused of rape
>never have to spend money on some girl for a date
>will never be cheated on
>will never have to pay child support
>will never have to pay alimony
>will never have to tell some chick she needs to get an abortion and all the drama that comes with that
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>>never have to worry about being accused of rape
Wrong. There is not test that can be done on you to tell whether or not you're a virgin, you can still be accused. And if you're a recluse virgin they'll probably side with her automatically.
I got a great job over the summer, and I was so surprised that I actually was hired, I was a nervous wreck during the interview.
I've been feeling really good about myself until I found out my mom pulled strings with bigwigs in the department to get me the job.
Everyone probably couldn't stand me but couldn't say anything because of my mom's conmections.
I wanna fucking die
Not to suggest you're not pathetic, but most jobs are assigned by nepotism these days, and probably were at most points in history. An interview is just not an effective way to assess a candidate, so everyone falls back on personal recommendation.
At what age did you started to hate white women?
I think I was about 15 and I realised Asian women were superior in every way.
>be a kid
>be constantly told to treat women with respect
>women have treated me with nothing but contempt in return
after graduating high school I had a few rules for myself
>do not listen to woman
>do not do what a woman tells you to
>do not involve a woman in anything you care about
What was the first youtube poop?
>TFW there are girls you could've fucked but didn't and now you really wish you had and you have no idea why your stupid fucking cunt ass didn't
Not really I had sound reasoning for declining to pursue.
Regret wise I actually kind of wish I had spent that time trying to fuck someone else. Females generally are once and done with men I think they look at them as highly disposable objects.
who here /smokes/?
i've been on a family trip for a week with my antismoking mom and jesus christ i didnt realize i was this addicted. luckily my brother brought some cigars earlier and i smoked one but my American Spirits have been calling my name and its been hard not to just light up on the sidewalk regardless of whether or not my mom will flip a tit over it
Just think about the consequences
>mother has to get therapy
Mother sexually abused me and prostituted me out as a child for meth
Father kicked me out at 15
>Bullies feeling regret
They high five each other and celebrate
what friend lol
what friends lol
The best part about killing yourself is everyone will think better about you and have more positive memories of you because you're dead. People always think highly of the dead, and the suicide dead even more so.
What is the perfect body type for a girl IYO?
Where are you from? Where are you now? Do you like it?
>exiled temporarily to virginia
How do I find a crazy girl?
Can we have a bitter virgin hate thread?
>tfw can't hate women for taking advantage of the degenerate culture we were all born into, but I sometimes wish they would at least admit how easy they have it.
I don't hate bitter virgins.
Just wish they understood that if one of them suddenly had some fortune academically, socially, or career-wise, before getting laid, it wouldn't mean they were no longer a robot. So, then, why do they decide that any bot who just so happens to have lost virginity is no true bot? A bot who encounters success is still a bot.
Yes, I deliberately used the lack of clarity in the OP questions, to approach the question differently than perhaps hoped.
>tfw I kind of want to eat a Stacy
>think of it just like eating a beautiful doe
what's the most fucked up thing pepe has ever done to feels guy?
How fat did you get after beginning lifting, until you realized you didn't have the genetics to bulk and gain muscle, and that most of you 'gains' were just fat?
Why do you sissies even try? Why not join your girls and pleasure superior men along with them?
[Obligatorily angry reply]
There. Just for you, race-baiter-kun.
>those two probably cuddle and are high off the dopamines of love while you are stuck in military school being tormented for the smallest shit
im so done with life
>2016 A.D: REEEEE girls only like guys with money
>2016 B.C: REEEEE cavewoman only like unga who drag back most carcass
God i wish i could live back then. Can't get any girls? Fucking hunt a large boar, and build a decent hut, and hey, you're suddenly an eligible bachelor.
or kill a chad and take his girl
And girls back then were probably more faithful, cuz they didn't have as many options thru social media and such
Daily reminder that if you have a chad relative your mom/sister/aunts/cousins want to get plowed by him.
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>tfw everytime I watch those comfy Japanese dramas from the early 90s it makes me want to drop everything and go live in Tokyo forever
>Tfw lots of nineties media has a special and nostalgic atmosphere to you
>Tfw nineties manga, anime and North American and Japanese horror anthologies are awesome
>Tfw you haven't ever known any others who like obscure Japanese horror anthologies and films from any era at all aside from a few people who you'll unlikely ever see again
>Tfw those incredibly indescribable feels you get from seeing and/or hearing specific things
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>don't enjoy videogames
>still play them
>play hearthstone every day because want gold from dailies
>I don't even enjoy the game, it feels like a job
>I feel as if I've committed too much of my time to not continue
>I can't quit
>getting bored of the video game i'm currently playing
>sunk enough hours in it that i'd feel guilty for not plugging through
i'm almost done it, to boot
>Graduated in April
>Graduated with honours
>Graduated top 5 in my class
>Still haven't found a job
>People who did considerably worse than me in school are able to find employment
Am I really that autistic?
>It's not about what you know, it's about who you know
>just b urself
I failed the toilet paper roll test girth wise...
I'm half-Asian, will I ever pleasure a woman?
Can someone explain The Aristocrats joke to me?
>he doesn't own at least one Zweihander for self defense
ITT animes normies and women can't understand
I have yet to find any normie / women who found this enjoyable.
>Chika Gentou Gekiga: Shoujo Tsubaki
rate my toenails r9k
post yours too, no one will defeat me
I want to fuck my boss.
Never have done something like this before. Please give me tips. so it will not be awkward.
>he listens to yung lean
Hey robots? And Hoosier fags here? I saw a few in a gay leg thread, but since I'm not gay I'm not going to post there.
812 reporting in (I saw two of you in that thread, I know you're here.
>in 7th grade
>I'm on the bleachers
>grill walks up too me
>hands me a note with a fucking essay on it telling me she loves me
>she's watching from afar
>I chuckle and throw it away
I had a fucking chance. I still cry about it too this day. Comfort me, /r9k/
I got a note folded up in my desk in like junior year of high school with my name on it in girly handwriting and a smiley face
I never opened it and its still sitting in my desk here at home like 7 years later