Your suicide song
you have ten seconds to tell me why I should even have sex when I could dp myself with two clean and faithful dildos?
> high chance of disease
> low chance at love
> real possibility of blackmail/revenge
Anybody else troll normies at your school on social media?
It takes a special kind of loser to choose to hide away on a depressing corner of the internet made specifically to provide a minimal degree of entertainment and affirmation for men who have decided that if life is not going to hand them bliss on a plate, they'll take it out on the world by being miserable.
> That'll teach them
Guys, the world is not sad that you're on a downer, and would not mind you being happy.
Hey guys, I know you're feeling depressed, so I want to help you out by suggesting something you might not have tried yet.
Have you tried just being happy instead?
You should give it a shot! Smile, anon! It can't be that bad!
Itt we draw ourselves a waifu
then mock each other mercilessly over our preferences
I've made so many of these threads and no one ever fucking posts in them.
Also, your's is terrible.
it makes me sad when I see girls with boyfriends because I know I deserve their boyfriends more than them.
Do you know this feel?looking a couples and you feel you deserve their gf/bf more?
I was going to call you an idiot but I have felt that feel on occasion. People in relationships had the balls to speak to the opposite sex, which is something I can't do. So... maybe they do deserve their partner more than me.
Dew chan looking awfully comfy tonight.
>tfw no more mountain dew boxes
So if you were to commit suicide,
What would your ideal conditions be? Ie jump off building/ launch self into space/ gunshot
reminder to not let the jannies restrict your freedom of speech
>tfw no kumot weaving, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, puwit slapping, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
Come with me my kuyas. I will teach you the art of tree-swinging and drug addiction.
So whats the deal with learning programming? Is it worth it? Good job opportunities for robots? What are the jobs even? Do people typically learn and do freelance work or go to work for a company?
Everyone should learn to program, but not because of job prospects, that's retarded. It's because it teaches you to think in terms of numerical parametrization of real life phenomena and parsimonious representation of real-life algorithms which to model.
Programming and computers have been my life since i was about 12. Im in university now and already have a cush job as a developer. Work from home, my hours(self logged), no drug tests, meet with the boss whenever I feel I have something to show him. GF is my coworker, 22/hr with prospects for real jobs whenever i graduate. Ask me whatever you guys want about the field or programming in general.
How do you react when you see public displays of affection?
Alright my fellow robots, I'd like to share something with you.
I'm an indie game dev (if I have earned that title)
I have trouble finishing my projects, but I sat down and make myself do it, GameJam style, it took me a little less than three days to get it all perfect, but I'm done.
It's probably not worth the effort, but I want your opinion.
Here is the link. It's only a little less than 8MB, and it's not a virus
Tell me how...
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Shameless self bump since I forgot to mention a few things
W is jump, not space.
also, limit your frames using the graphics settings. If you get to many frames, it becomes too fast and unplayable
Okay, I'll bite. But first I want to ensure this isn't a virus by confirming you're a real programmer. In whatever language you choose, write a program that fits these specifications:
Print numbers 1 through 100. If a number is divisible by 3, print Fizz instead of the number. If a number is divisible by 5, print Buzz instead of the number. If a number is divisible by both 3 and 5, print FizzBuzz. You can't just print the lines manually, you must use some sort of loop and if else statements.
Is there a worse feeling in the world than your long term girlfriend breaking up with you. I'm having a hard time coping with the fact that the girl I was so in love with gave up on me and just stopped caring about me. I can almost feel the knife in my back piercing my heart.
Just wait until shes taking dick from another guy
That will be worse, especially if the guy is a robot
>tfw just thinking about this situation fills me with anger and sadness
>tfw I realize it happens all the time
Well I guess a positive thing about being ugly is that I won't need to experience breakups. It will inevitably end when she finds a better guy than me so I guess in a sense it's a blessing in disguise. Sure I will miss out on the good things having a gf can bring such as love, intimacy and so on. But I'll also not experience the painful heartbreak when Chad comes along because women only think me me me, not stability and family.
I've had to deal with loss much more serious than any stupid gf crap.
Try never having lived or done anything during your 20s.
Nothing compares to the complete waste of youth. Nothing.
I've been watching Mushi-Shi, not really sure if I like it so far, it's kind of eerie.
My favorites are NGE, FMA: Brotherhood, TTGL and Code Geass.
Also, anime discussion general if you guys want.
Here's the spoonfeeding you're looking for. Now get out.
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