Yo! Anon! What do YOU want to do for a living?
Malebot feels thread?
>when you find out the escort you lost your virginity to is quitting the business
>having the money to get an escort
>having the courage to fuck something that is likely to give you HIV and herpes
Have you guys seen Chef by Jon Favreau?
How autistic are you, /r9k/?
My personal story:
>see cute grill, has crush on her for a long time
>walk up to her
>whisper "Snape kills Dumbledore" in her ear
>cringe many years later
I'm quite autistic
>having sex with a girl i picked up from the bar
>after we finish, she asks to use my phone
>i forgot to change my pepe wallpaper
>she cringes visibly at my autism
normies just wouldnt understand
>Really cute girl I've been talking to
>want to man up and say how I feel about her
>never do it
this is a current event
Who /shit teeth/ here?
>tfw 19 years old
>2 teeth extracted, will soon have to extract 3rd
>need to wear braces too
Thank God my parents are rich and I can afford a dentist
I know that feel, OP.
>had braces twice
>second time actually caused me to develop jaw problems they were meant to prevent in the first place
Fuck orthodontists, by the way. Those oily kikes should be strung up in the street.
what are you going to be doing on newyears robots? who are you going to kill when the ball drops?
I'm gonna be in bed sleeping because the first is a mandatory work day for me.
>You all hate women
>You all want sex
>You all want people to love you that relate to you
Why don't you just date/fuck each other. Just ignore the dick and continue on. There, found your solution.
What does Pepe's penis look like? Anyone got pics?
Come watch the Yule Log robots, share times make mom cry, and yule tide. It's always warm in Ankh's cabin, right by the stream, and his dot com url. ankh stream
oh god this is the comfiest thing i have ever experienced
There is literally nothing to be hopeful about because it's never as good as you imagine it. Why does my sick brain stop me from killing myself?
Ill be your friend, loner robot.
If only I didn't live in a place where my parents didn't have easy access to.
Are there any 25+ year old virgins on this board?
Please, tell us your story.
I don't think anyone younger than 25 has the right to complain about being a virgin.
POST FINAL GRADES!
A in intermediate accounting, mfw all those chads and stacies flunked out, a few fellow robots as well.
A in Intro to Guitar because my professor was a bro.
A in Electromagnetic Fields because my professor was a super bro and we did nothing in that class.
A in Digital Circuit Design because I busted my ass studying last semesters final and he just so happened to give the same test.
And a B in Signal Processing because I haven't been to class in like a month and it was open book/note.
All in all a pretty good semester.
I'm gonna get ass fucked next semester though.
>"i like video games"
>what are your favorites?
>"gta and cod"
every fuckin time
>"i like video games"
Video games are the hobby of the least interesting people on earth.
They're consumer playthings, I can't imagine having the gall to be able to foster a sense of superiority about the toys you play with. Read a book instead you twat.
Is he the true NEET king?? He's the only candidate that will increase my NEETbucks
I don't really care about any of that to be honest family