I say we all learn japanese and live there like refugees
You can't even escape to Europe because they have it worse than us now thanks to outsiders
Oh hey there wagecuck. I bet you wish you could have a lick of my candy, right? too bad! you're at work and can't have time for a sweet treat ;)
TICK TOCK WAGIE
>Impying a wagecuck could even see this message at work
is pure autism.. You look like a moron.
is also a sweet treat, but wagecucks can't taste it either.
Right into the feels ;_;
This really helped me get over my failures.
I'm going to go look for the 10/10 girl I always ignore and wait for my own personal modern day jesus to smash the physical manifestation of my anxiety, then talk to her.
>In two weeks people born in 1998 will legally be allowed to post on 4chan
this is when OP realizes that not everyone born in 1998 has the same birthday.
not all of them faggot. not all of them...
Well well well
Looks like I'm going to have to call the mods
>crush from high school randomly adds me on Instagram
>likes 4 old pictures of me, comments on one "omg are you anon??"
>haven't seen her since sophomore year of highschool
Does she sound interested? Did she just kinda end the convo here or what should I respond? Does she even want me? Or am I just egotistical and think every girl who even looks at me wants my cock? I haven't been laid in 7 months and gf-less for 2 years, and she's pretty hot
She probably just wants to catch up and hear how you're doing and take an interest in you, as well as to share with you how she's doing. It's her being friendly. Be friendly back.
If it proves to be something else later down the road it's because you were friendly now. NOW GO OUT THERE AND TALK TO HER.
Also, sorry I forgot to include. If the conversation goes well and you're nearby each other, ask to go out for coffee or lunch to get a chance to catch up in person. Then you can see what she's like.
>tfw no qt to protect
When someone says "I doubt we are the only living organisms in the universe" what they are actually saying is: Let's indoctrinate hundreds of thousands of more kids into believing that creating technology that can send puny meat sacks to giant rocks in space many light years away is worth it.
>asteroid mining certainly will be!
>he thinks we can find a gf for me in an asteroid
Should I spell my name de Vere or Devere?
I'm 23, and feel like I've completely missed out on growing up
>never had a gf (or so much as a female friend)
>dropped out of uni
>never been to a party
>never got drunk (and now i can't cos of medical shit)
>still live with parents
>had a single job that lasted for two months which i hated every second of
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>tfw you realize your best years are behind you while you're still in your twenties
Nothing to do but kick back and retire on neetbux I guess.
Every man and his brother is lonely as fuck but there's no such thing as a lonely woman.
Day 4 guys.
on day 4 here too, the amount of smegma from looking at porn is ridiculous
Haven't seen a /blackfeels/ in a long time.
How have your guy's dating been going. In my city there has been an influx of ghetto asians (mong) and I see asians and blacks together all the time in the slums. Makes me feel bad that i'm not young and getting a ghetto asian qt
>mfw this pic reminded me that I'm going to a chinese girl's dorm to drink with just her within the next few days
thanks for reminding me, OP. except I don't live in a slum lel
I AM COMPLEEETE
I think you are lost roast beef sandwich. Tumblr is the other way.
I don't even play games you retarded roastie. I insulted you before a stupid slut who sucks dick for a living and is a living breathing fuck doll whos purpose in life is solely to please and serve men has no place in criticizing what men do in their private time. Now fuck off you dirty wet dog of a slut and suck more cock like how you enjoy to do.
>tfw no qt american guy to marry for green card
>East Europe actually
fug. Ukraine, Slovenia, Czech republic, Slovakia, or Poland
why would you want an American guy
also marrying for greencard suggests mail-order