I can't take it anymore. I'm 26 and never had a gf but want one so bad it physically hurts. I want to connect with someone,cuddle, and do things with someone that I love. I want to experience this basic human experience so bad. I admit, I get jealous when I see a couple out having a good time because I can only watch through the glass. Being in public is like going to a amusement park and being too short for any of the rides.
>long for love but have never found it
>lay in my silently at night fantasizing about what it would be like to be with a girl who loves me
>convince myself that because I haven't found love yet, when I do finally find it it will be the sweetest love anybody has ever known
This life is only pure madness.
Reminder: There are no guarantees in this crazy world
Why is my ass sore after every night? Been to a doctor and he can't find anything.
What do i do?
He's the patron saint of ASS.
The friendlist only shrinks as time moves on
Mine disappeared completely after high school. I remember my English teacher telling get the class that this would happen, but I didn't believe her at the time.
I do have one friend left, but he only wants to hang out if we're going to get high, which I'm not really into anymore.
I was making some process, but destroyed it all in my anger.
This Roastie has more balls than all of you combined on this board.
Row row row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily merrily merrily merrily
Gently down the stream
who /happy/ here
Advice thread, "I don't know why I'm still here" edition.
Hey /r9k/, resident normie here. If you have any questions to ask, want some advice or just need to rant to someone, feel free to post here. No such thing as stupid questions here(:
>inb4 REEEEE normies off my board
I'd say that the important ones are knowing how to hold a conversation and being friendly/not taking anything too seriously. Essentially, if you're a laugh to be around, you're set.
People know me as the "quiet guy" who never really talks. I have a few friends, but I've been interested in a qt in my class who is also a little quiet. How do I approach her OP?
Mobile phones are the fucking worst. You can't do anything funny/ironic/random in public without 50 retarded normies instantly whipping out their phones to film you doing it and get you embarassed on facebook or whatever social media they're using now.
YOU USED TO BE ABLE TO DO COOL SHIT AROUND OTHER PEOPLE, NOW YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL A JOKE WITHOUT SOME FAGGOT RECORDING YOU DOING IT.
>tfw mom fell into the poop void
How much money do you have to have for women to start liking you because of it? Is it about the money itself or about showing that you have your shit together?
Check out the normies r9k. Currently studying them. The music is very loud.
Hey r9k, I'm engaged to be married, but have been told by a robot to come here for a red pilling on marriage before I go past the point of no return
Femanons, did you ever have sexual fantasies involving animals(either real animals or fantastic creatures/monsters)?
If so, what happened in those fantasies? Would you ever consider doing something sexual with an animal in real life?
I'd never fuck an animal IRL but I find the thought of being fucked by something like a dog hot because of how degrading it is. It is one of those fantasies that only works on a meta level when I focus on the idea of being fucked by a dog, if I try to fill in the details (dog cock etc) then it becomes gross.
What I mean is that it isn't the thought of being fucked by the dog that is turning me on, it is the thought of being so debased and humiliated. I can enjoy sexual fantasies of human men just by thinking about their cocks fucking me or whatever.
check your liver. are you drinking a lot?
i have this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilbert%27s_syndrome and sometimes when i hit peak of stress my eyes get yellowish in the cornea, far from to the pupil obv. it's not that big of a deal, anyway it's still related to liver
>hey son, why aren't you dating anyone?
>working at wage cuck job stacking shelves
>seeing Staceys and Chads together on a Friday night, all of them my age or younger
>co-workers probably make fun of me behind my back because I don't socialise with any of them
>work is boring me to death and is absolutely mind numbing
>have to wear a uniform, which is humiliating and makes me feel like a prisoner
>realising I'm 25 and never...
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What looks better uncut or cut?
uncut looks better to me
but dicks are dicks, enjoy them in whatever shape or size they come in
Uncut Brit here. When I get hard the foreskin goes back anyway. Plus it gives you more width, I have seen someone with a droopy foreskin though that shits nasty. Keep it pulled back all day long and you get the best of both Worlds imo.
I'm gonna need a sauce on that shit right about now though nigga.
>height is literally the only component in physical attractiveness for males
how do manlets cope
With the current influx of disabled men being told that they're equal (lol thanks devilish females), more and more women are settling for manlets simply solely because at least they can still see, hear, walk, and speak clearly.
do this test to see if you're as tall as you're supposed to be
>add 5 inches to mom's height
>add that height to dad's height
>divide by two
apparently I was supposed to be about 5'10 so even though I'm still a manlet (6'0) I probably lucked a little
Hows ur day going so far /r9k/? I'm in l.a for the weekend and got laid last night, anyone else here not a complete loser
What do you guys think of this analysis of 4chan, /r9k/ and to some extent /pol/?
>36 year old virgin turning 37 in a couple days
>starting to feel kind of old
Should have made a new 60 posts ago edition
If it's not too much trouble it might be a good idea to post your waifu
>have heart disease
>still no gf
I hate my life
>anon, I think you've been sabotaging my diet
>what's that in your hand?
>tfw this woman has probably experinced more love and affection than 90% of /r9k/
What are your techniques for hitting on grils?
I go with wolves, coyotes, jackals and crows.
Whats a good anime about neets?
Any of you guys ever lose a parent at a young age? I don't wanna feel alone in this.
Hey guys, listen to this: Yesterday evening I opted to have a quick dinner at Subway. I enjoy their moderate prices and fresh vegtables.
I got my typical order of a Footlong tuna salad sub with extra cucumbers and Italian dressing on wheat with a bag of baked lays and a diet Dr. Pepper. The total came to $6.84 which is fairly affordable for such a mild meal. But after I ordered the problems began.
As the customer service representative was finishing my sandwich, I had the urge to use the men's room, I excused myself and took care of business.
When I returned the teller was glaring at me and didn't wish me a nice evening after the transaction was complete. I sat and ate my meal in silence and then left. I didn't even feel comfortable reading one of their complementary newspapers.
It should be the responsibility of all employees to make the customers feel welcome and happy. I didn't have a good experience and was hoping to get in touch with someone at Subways corporate office. Who do you think I should direct my question to?
Why do ugly people post pictures of themselves online?
Nobody wants to see an individual with low tier genes, it's unpleasant to look at him/her. Even if you get compliments from someone deep in the heart you know they're making fun of you and don't want your shit on their feed or whatever.