Could you handle an ass like this?
Is it true that women don't know what they want and you shouldn't listen to them when they tell you how to get girls?
Anyone else here worry that you have a creepy presence about you?
I swear, whether I'm at a club, bar, or on the bus, I always find someone women staring me and giving me these wide-eyed, almost scared looks on their faces. It's always the same: minding my own business, see what looks like somebody staring in my direction, turn to look and verify, and they dart away the second our eyes meet. Often with these shocked, owl-like expressions.
Makes me worry that no matter how much I try to keep to myself, my presence alone scares people. I just don't... ;_;
The only time I ever feel anything remotely resembling this is when I pass a woman on the sidewalk and she, without fail, turns her head and scans the environment looking for what I would assume to be someone to save her if shit goes badly.
This must be an innate evolutionary reaction from when woman got raped by men from other tribes because I'm really not that creepy looking nor do i give a creepy aura. As evident from the fact that's the only time where woman seemed remotely "creeped".
>still watching porn
and you wonder why you can't score with girls
Fuck you. Do you really think I care about what you want me to do? No. Go back to /r/NoFap with all your other faggot friends.
>inb4 "Women only want men with huge dicks. That's what I saw in the porn I watch anyway"
>inb4 "Women only want huge muscly men. That's what I saw in the porn I watch anyway"
>inb4 "I'm an unappealing romantic partner. That's what I ascertained from the porn I watch anyway"
>inb4 "Women are all shallow cheating sluts. That's what I saw in the porn I watch anyway"
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She offers to suck your dick, but in return she gets to bask in your despair as you realize you'll never receive such an mind blowing blowjob ever again.
Do you accept?
So R9k... I let a Normie borrow my car today to go take care of something. He said hed be back in an hour. 6 hours ago. I think I make one friend and they just fucking take advantage of me.
>today I learned that I'm better off forever friendless and forever alone
My car is probably impounded and since I'm a NEET I'll end up losing it completely..
Why do we need to sleep ? I'm on a straight 48 strike with no sleep, and I'm feeling great
>fapping at least twice a day
help me i dont want this
Would it make a difference if he dressed well?
Who is the best youtuber and why is it Mumkey?
im sorry the correct answer is no circles
Looks are important and all, but don't think for a second that girls won't throw themselves at a man if he is crazy rich
Sooo, wagie, how do you plan to spend your 2 days of freedom? Sleep it off?
i get 3 days off, and i used the first to buy an insanely expensive crystal decanter for my insanely expensive whiskey. plus i enjoy work. so im doing pretty well
>Pull out USB without safely ejecting it
>Check the I have read and agree with the terms and conditions box
>I didn't read them and I don't agree with them
who /shower/ here
its the only place i feel comfortable. i hate my life and showers are all i live for at the moment
all my life i've huddled in the shower with my eyes shut and my hands cupped over my ears so it sounds like rain. when i do it i can tap into myself in the past as i'm sort of linked to the me that huddled under every other shower in every other house i've lived in. it's like a waypoint.
Can you defend yourself if unarmed?
>1 star ratings for an app are because it won't work on their phone
>app has a demo version
>comment by 12-year-old Pajeet
>"hello yes you have to make the demo version have all the stuff or make the full version for free, only then will people play ur game pls make free until then 1 star"
Post the hottest girl for you/the girl you'd like to fuck the most in the world,
Others judge your taste in women,
Start, Margot Robbie.
>homeschooled 21-year old virgin writes a book about abstinence that becomes a best-seller with religious anti-sex people
>20 years later him and his followers realize what a huge mistake it was and their lives are now ruined
"I deserve a virgin gf" crowd BTFO yet again. The moral of the story is - go out there and have sex.
How the fuck do I shoplift without getting caught? Do I need to carry a fucking led-lined metal box in my backpack to store shit in so it doesn't set off the alarm?
I understand the usual stuff like taking unbarcoded produce through the self-serve isle and not listing it to pay for, but how do I successfully get away with shit that has a barcode?
>taking a backpack in
>expecting not to get flagged by security immediately
lmao. how you shoplift depends on what you want to steal
>but mamah,barcodes dont set aff alarmss!!!
Fuck off kid. I bet you havent shoplifted before fag so dont talk shit boi. You nkow fucking nothing.
Barcodes do set off alarms and it has happened to me many times. One shopkeeper even told me you faggotron
Women are allowed to want a non-virgin man but men are not allowed to want a virgin women.
There will always be a group of men who want a virgin women and prioritise virginity in women.
There is no group of women that prefer a man to be a virgin, at most they tolerate it. Even virgin women themselves would not want a virgin boyfriend and would rather have their first time with an experienced guy.
Just a reminder:
Online reltionships are not real reltionships.
And on that note, it looks like the number of times you've dated a girl has fallen back down to zero.
Better luck next time :^)
But I'm actively working toward visiting my
boyfriendand hopefully in the future living with him after we get engaged.
>tfw you think about all the anons who committed suicide
I understand them, but at the same time it's so sad to think how people you've responded to and seen threads from are gone forever
i was eating with my family at a mexican restaurant and something hit me really hard and i spent the entire time trying not to burst out in tears and i havent been able to get suicide off my mind ever since
Yeah. There's a lot of depression and suicidal thoughts on this board that is clearly real. That's the not so funny part of r9k. It's nice to be among each others though. But it's very likely I've also responded to an anon at some point who killed himself by now. Not very fun to think about senpai.
I'm 22, got my first ever GF about 4 months ago.
Everything is great except when she mentions her past -- if it involves a guy at all, even non-sexual, I get angry and it'll ruin the evening for me.
How can I stop feeling this way? Does it go away on its own?
you're insecure. this probably stems from you not having a gf before. best method is to deal with these feelings in the most manly way possible: drown them in alcohol and suppress them forever
Alcohol actually makes the problem worse. I actually told her to 'shut the fuck up' when drunk because I didn't want to hear about how she got sooooooooo drunk with so-and-so at a party in freshman year.
Sometimes I swear she does it on purpose. In the case above, it was I offered her a type of vodka that she drank with some dude at a party years ago. Why even fucking mention it.
Silence the part of you that needs to own her. It has been growing silently since you first wanted a girl, and now you have a girl, it is desperate to keep her. Don't listen to this fear of yours. It'll only weaken you.
Is fame and money a meme? Does it truly make you happy?
I want Anri Okita to kiss me and hug me
>start laughing because some colombian chick on chaturbate pronounces my name weird and its' so cute when she struggles to speak english to me
>burst into tears because a camgirl has given you more attention than a IRL girl ever will.
I hate my life, this is what I've become.
>Go on Chaturbate
>End up talking with the cammer
>Your false friendship dreams break the second the tips go in and they gotta keep focusing on slutting themselves
>When more people enter their room so they cant keep up with you.
Your insults against the religion of Islam and it's prophet (pbuh) have not gone unheard. I have been sent here by Allah to punish you.
Pull down your pants and get over my knee. Now!
"o-okay but what's the knife for desu, -p-please be gentle I am such a sissy and can't take much pain without crying."
Hey guys former 21 yo KV here. Just lost my virginity to a prostitute. during the whole thing she kept saying she wants me to be her bf she loves me. Then she asked for my number and wants to go on a date. Has this happened to anyone else, is she trying to scam me? What should I do? I am very confused right now.
>is she trying to scam me?
At the very least, she would probably be a pretty expensive gf that doesn't put out much (because that's already her fucking job).
>What should I do?
What you paid for is to have sex WITHOUT any of this crap anon. You don't have to take any of this. You already paid her so that she'd leave you alone after this kek. Don't let her get more out of you.
>Quit being a neet because I'm not happy with msyelf
>Get degree, good paying job, pick up a sport, learning a language
>Still don't feel content with myself
Any robots know this feel?
Why is this becoming a thing?