Ive been cucked fellow robots. My family gave me a lot of money once and i used to live in a small 1 room apartment since i dident need more.
Now im moving into a bigger apartment bc my gf dident wanna live in a small apartment so we bought a 1200 squarefeet apartment (read: I bought) for $550k and hats ok and all but... but..
SHE SAID SHE DIDENT WANT ME TO PUT MY BATTLE STATION IN THE LIVINGROOM OR ANYWHERE IN THE APARTMENT!
what do i do?!?!?! fucking shit gf
TFW you love Star Wars and we're waiting patiently to see it.
TFW you love memes and shit posting
TFW you lurked on /tv/ in the last two days and had episode VII ruined before your eyes
Fucking Christ, what have I done?
>tfw 18 year old kissless virgin
All my friends are getting laid except me.
>tfw still sit at the kids table during thanksgiving / christmas
I wish I could sit at the kids table. Adults are boring. Always a competition to one up each other. The conversations are trivial and superficial. I always have the most fun playing with the kiddies at parties. They are so happy to have an adult give them some attention.
MGTOW advice for robots. Let's do this.
Calling al NEETs with a simlpe question:
>what will the NEET do when mommy and daddy are kill?
Question robots, ive lurked here for over 8 years and realized something today. Instead of bitching at people I've came up with an idea as to what you can do to get a girlfriend. Think about this, how much effort do you put into your daily appearance? If a girl needs 2 -4 hours via make up gym etc you need to put in the same amount of time. If you take 5-10 minutes a day no gym etc, don't complain if a fat chick likes you.
You get what you put in all those chads and stacys spend 3-4 hours a day !minimum trying to look good!
I think if we got rid of our computers and tried to function without video games etc, and just spent our time doing normie tier things we might actually improve and become somewhat acceptable since we can't hide and cope using a computer
Anyway I'm testing this so I'll report back in May as a midyear point to discuss the results. I am a kissless virgin so if I get even a peck that is progress.
Remember, we can't fix anything we bitch about if we don't experiment so I'll see you after today in a few !months
I'm taking a screenshot of the thread so I can post with a follow up. Wish me luck robots
>born with a terrible facial disfigurement
don't ask what it is because I won't tell you, you'd probably be able to Google my identity if I told you. It's that bad.
>never fit in because of how horrible my face looks
>kids at school make fun of me
>get picked last in gym all the time
>no girlfriend ever
>no friends ever
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That time again - Left or Right?
I think we need a drug thread.
What have you been smoking/sniffing/popping/huffing/plugging/IMing/mainlining lately?
Smoked some weed the other day. My brother gave me a joint, we smoked it, then my mom tells us that we're heading to ihop. That was the best goddamn ihop I have ever had, but it was tough acting like I wasn't high in front of my mom. I don't think she could tell but I'm not sure.
Can't smoke weed anymore because to trade freedom for being a wagecuck who makes pretty good money but I do have some pretty good acid which doesn't stay in your system long enough to waste a drug test on.
Hoffman's bike ride paper
>Tfw my dick is about the size of a bullet
Goodnight robots. Talk tomorrow.
Almost bed time, wagecuck. It's time to take your doctor prescribed sleep aid so you can give it plenty of time to kick in. That way, you get plenty of rest for your big day of slavery tomorrow.
welp, Kent deleted his channel. hes gone. I hope he didnt kill himself, he was one of us.
I've not left the house in one year, AMA.