No thhhhicck girlfriend
just die in my sleep already
Why the fuck do you robots equate success with getting a girlfriend? Females will suck your money away from you faster than you might imagine. They'll give you kids yeh' don't want, responsibilities you don't want. You're idealizing "THICC" for no fucking reason. REEEEEE
Who here /ballbusting/ ?
>tfw no gf who dumps you by kicking you in the nuts in public in front of a bunch of strangers who laugh at you
What did the normies from facebook mean by this?
You're only "nice" to keep people from shitting on you. If you were a chad or stacy you could get away with murder. Discuss
I am nice to everyone regardless initially because it is how I was raised and who I am as a person, but that doesn't mean if I end up not liking somebody I won't treat them like shit. 1/10 or 10/10 this won't change
You're absolutely right, but you wouldn't have been right about the 'me' from just 2 years ago. I really thought that being a good person was the right thing to do. Now I'm just a dead-eyed normie but with no social status.
>that one kid that would walk up every other step on the staircase
fuck off manlet. us tall folk are big enough to skip steps and still be comfortable to make ascension of a staircase quicker. get yo salt ass outta here
Not exactly sure which to play first
have you played through metro yet? i think that's probably one of the higher quality games you have pictured. how you liking ps4 btw? im not sure if i want to get an xbone or ps4. im really only getting one for sports games/exclusives though
I JUST CANT STOP FUCKIN EATING
>grab those cheap m&m's 285g
>501kcal in 100g
>they are so fuckin delicious cant stop eating
with what to replace this thirst for sugar
You have low self-control. Mitigate that by not buying unhealthy food in the first place. Or at least figure out your caloric needs and ration your unfilling sweets to a low amount every day and fill the rest with filling foods like grilled chicken breasts.
I just recently found out that you're not supposed to have this little thing under your tounge? My whole life I've had this. Have I been living a lie? Should I cut it? Can I cut it? Is it worth it?
How can I accept how terrible and untrusting I am so I can stop thinking about how nice it'd be to have a cutie who loves me?
>oversensitive baby who would rather kill myself than get a job because of a stutter plus social anxiety.
>probably unlikable considering most of the friends I've had have had no respect for me or tried taking advantage of me in some way or another
>no skills or talents
I can keep going but I don't wanna ramble forever
I remember getting my first job it was terrifying. I had a pretty severe stutter when I was younger too. Getting a job is actually less painful then you imagine at least it was for me. The interview is the hardest part you can practice you know and like dude you can't base your own self worth off of shady people that just want to use you.
As a skill or Talent, I can imagine you are a loyal friend. A ride or die type of friend that is there if your friends need support.
And those people that...
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Just got prescribed 20 mg of Paxil. What should I expect?
I could spill here a lot of words to say you shouldnt do it.
But doesnt matter, just don't. If you really think antidepressants can cure what they call "depression" and if you believe in le inbalance, better just kill yourself.
>suicide is a permanent solution for a temporary problem
Suicide is really just taking a shortcut. There's nothing wrong with it. My favorite uncle killed himself years ago and I wasn't upset at all as strange as that sounds. I respected his decision. It was his life and no one else's. He decided he wanted it to be over and made it happen.
What would happen if you said to her "wow, your tits are really fucking huge"?
So I made a post late last night about my girlfriend hanging up on me after I said I loved her and damn y'all are brutual with your responses. I forget most of you who browse this board are 12 but wow, never asking for advice on this board again.
Does it suck knowing your girlfriend doesn't love you?
A good friend of mine just died, I'm really upset and I keep crying and I'm all alone at home. I feel like staying home all day won't be good for me but I feel like if I go to school I'll hear about my friends death and burst into tears
Should I go to school or stay home
Take what time you need, Anon.
Death affects us all in different ways, take some time to grieve. But after that ask yourself if you being upset is what your friend would want.
Probably not, they'd want you to be happy and move on ;)
Ask a guy who failed his GCSE anything
My life is so fucked man
This world will never be what I expected
>tfw no cute orc gf to dominate when you being to alpha and edgy
>you never got to be an adult in a world without cellphones
>tfw l've never Iost a fight on 4chan
>tfw you win the arguement and they resort to personal attacks
Chose the music you will play on your school's speakers when you will shoot them.
Is anybody else kind of scared of this Hijak meme?
>sister beat me at pisswars
What I wouldn't give to roll around in that piss
>be yellow fever fembot
>at the mall food court getting a meal before I go and get my hair cut
>the cashier is a qt Asian boy
>I don't think any thing of it and try to avoid eye contact so he doesn't feel uncomfortable looking at my disgusting face
>he notices I have a picture of choa on my debit card(she's a Korean pop star)
>he laughs and says "you know who this is?"
>I start acting like a autist and ask "is the water here free?0_0"
>after that he asks me do I like twice(another Korean pop group)
>I say yes and I'm trying as quickly as possible to get out of this situation
>he starts going on and on about how he's Korean blah blah
>after that he smiles and says bye in Korean
Wew that was scary. No Asian person on that level of attractiveness has ever spoken to me, I definitely was not mentally prepared for that. How can I get a qt Asian bf if I start getting nervous when they speak to me?my self esteem is too low
R9k is it worse to date someone who is black or middle eastern? I'm seeing someone and I don't want my parents, traditional white Italians, to be mad at me. Asians are fine and Hispanics are okay, just pushing it.
>asshole feels perpetually open, slightly
>skidmarks at end of day
>take a piss
>grab toilet paper
>dry out foreskin for what seems like years
>pull up my pants
>physically feel the tiny amount of piss soaking your undies
I think this is an american or 3rd world problem
you are not completely emptying your bowels and your poop is probably not fully solid so when you finish the thinner poop is is able to leak since nothing thicker in front is stopping it
I have never done drugs before. In fact you could say I was one of those people who would, in a sense, be against them because of the type of people associated with them. However, in the past year or so since starting university I've been exposed to the fact that many people who have used psychedelic drugs talk about how much your conception becomes expanded in ways you can not even imagine. And that not trying it is being stuck in a box without ever having seen what could be outside. I've always been gradually losing motivation, could this be the kick start I need?...
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That's just how druggies rationalize their hedonism. I mean drugs make you feel good and are fun to take but thinking it expands tour perception is falling for a meme. Reading a non-fiction book expands your consciousness more than drugs.
>t. straight edge faggot
Ive done quite a bit of stuff, and theyve changed me for the better. MDMA helped me become good at smalltalk, LSD made me value the people around me and my own wellbeing.
Drugs r cash
There's literally no excuse
>when roasties openly admit that their only possession of value are their holes
There is no turning back. Women have been trained this way by society.
>I don't see the incorrect logic in this
If you go to a drunk's house to commit a crime and they pass out during, 90% of the time you WILL get away with it.
Like... What? If you're planning on preying on drunk people, of course you will get away with it. You gave a fake name to a drunk who won't even remember that.
Am I missing something?
>tfw no capitalist bf
>today is going to be a productive day
>I'll do a lot of work today
IT'S SO PAINFUL I'VE BEEN CONSTIPATED FOR THE PAST 7 HOURS AND IT ONLY GETS WORSE I TRIED YOGA STRETCHING SQUATTING AND ALL THE SHIT ADVICE ON THE INTERNET BUT IT DOESN'T HELP
KILL ME NOW PLEASE
So how's your day?
Tobacco and weed in a joint I'd a whole other level Jesus.
Tastes like cancer but I can't even stand up right now and my teeth were chattering from the rush. My hands are really shakey right now and typing feels very weird and foreign.
Like the fingers aren't mine or something geez.
Be honest, could you handle your friend's mom?