What was your guiltiest fap, /r9k/?
welcome anon! to the wheel of qt anime grl fortune!
ill explain it first, then you have to decide wether or not to spin, no backsies anon!
if you land on:
PURPLE: your waifu becomes real, in true pure 2D form, you get to have any kind of relationship you want with her, she loves you forever
BLUE: you die in a painless way, you get to become a ghost (if you want) and see how the world turns out from a godly perspective (you can not interact with the physical world)
GREEN: in the money anon! you get 50 million dollars to spend however you want!
RED: all the normies die! you are seen for the rest of your life as the saviour of the world, the new robot world appoints you their king!
GREY: unlucky anon! you have to live forever in this endless suffering of no GF, uncofmortable painful life! too bad desu!
PINK: you're a 10/10 girl anon! have fun on easy mode, cutie!
YELLOW: you get to go back in time 20 years, wow anon! what mistakes could you fix? what would you change, oh? it also seems like this comes with a free 20 years of good luck voucher! wow!
ORANGE: its now impossible to die for the next 50 years! wow! think of what you could do!.. oh wait... it says that "uptown girl" by billy joel will be playing on repeat at a high volume until you finally die in 50 years.. hmm
so anon, would you spin the wheel? what if i gave you a kiss?
Sure, I'll spin. So few of these are actually negative, with the worst being all the normies die, since they're generally the ones in charge of running this place.
That and uptown girl on repeat. You might go insane from lack of sleep.
if you want to roll for yourself, try this on!
if you get 9 or 0, nothing for you anon
>Try watching anime with friend
>Find out he prefers dub
>watch anime with a friend
>watch dbz with a friend
Who else /oilyface/ here?
>"anon, just wash your face"
Like it won't be shiny again in 10 minutes
How do I explain my fat fetish to a girl without seeming like a sick fuck?
You don't have to tell her.
If you do say something like "I like big girls anyway".
Girls are still like stupid children, and if you use synonymous words to them like "I have a fat fetish" they will instinctively think "ewww creepy".
ITT: We post our dankest and rarest OC.
I created this during the resurgence of the /r9k/ Parliament threads, which was sadly short lived
Uh I'll just bump this thread with something else I made, it's not meme worthy but I find it charming
Here's some drawing someone posted way back, tickled my fancy 2bh
Brehs, how do I cure my yellow fever?
>beat my sister at a video game
>she doesn't suck my cock after
ITT: We post our girlfriends
Why is mouth breather used as insult?
Like omg look at this mouth breather creep
are all mouth breathers creep?
Mouth breathers are almost always creepy. They themselves can be fine so anyone who isn't a complete prick will treat them the same but when someone is loudly breathing next to you or they have never brushed their teeth in their life and everyone can smell it they come off as creepy. It's like how truly ugly people are just gross. I can get around that and treat you normally but you're still gross.
Should I even fucking respond?
no one talks about it but the 4chan 404 girl iS KAWAII AS FUCK
Hilary Rodham Clinton here.
Give me one good reason I shouldn't shut 4chan down the moment I become President.
that's been 'taken care' of
I guess from just existing I have found out that love doesn't exsist anymore
Mostly women will date a man for his power ability, Looks, Charisma, Success and money, if he does not have all four, he is left too the dumps, or just ignored.
Now women will also use looks and sex for power, IE younger women will fuck older men to get in their wallets
So /r9k/ what is the point of having a relationship when you know the only reason that warmth in your bed is their for sustainability instead of emotional feeling?
ITT: Alcohol and recreational drugs are for degenerates
Why is drinking and any other form of recreational drug considered to be inferior behavior robots?
Theres always been something about that behavior that has put me off, but I didn't mind it either. People argue a lot over why its good, why its bad etc.
tl;dr Is consuming alcohol degenerate. same with other misc drugs
Because you're just looking for a quick fix for your problems that makes you a burden to society with your retarded and careless behaviour whilst experiencing the effects of these drugs. If you're buying them, you're a faggot leeching off someone else for a bad choice of yours. If it is your money you're a fucking idiot for thinking that's a reasonable way to spend your money. If you need to be under the influence of mind altering substances to survive or only because you're a piece...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
do you ever feel overwhelmed with everything that's happening in the world? I just feel bombarded at every angle and I feel like I'm in this hopeless situation that's in the hands of a higher power, not god or anything, but the government and powers that be.
Whether it's being called a cuck by the alt-right or a sexist/racist pig by the left for not agreeing with either on every little thing. I feel like the left wants diversity for diversity's sake as to not seem racist or something because of some "original sin" of the first world/white...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>not fully support blm or feel the need to march with them
>instantly, uncle tom, cracker lover etc etc
>also ostracized by own race because id rather study than march aimlessly and listen to both sides of stories.
No, I'm too self absorbed to really care about all current events. I'm pretty sure I have avpd, according to a thread I just read. I hope Trump turns this planet to ash; that's all I really feel about world affairs.
>thinking of going ALONE to chalmers (uni) party.
give tips for a non chad?
Keep posting her.
My advice is to get buzzed before you go, so you have some confidence, then don't drink too much at the actual party and get blackout drunk. Instead just have a beer socially and milk it a while, try to just stay in the buzzed range
>add lonely guy from /r9k/ so we can be friends
>be really kind and supportive
>genuinely try to make him feel better
>at the same time, masturbate
>jack off until I spray cum all over my belly and then scoop it up and shove it in my ass
>drench the keyboard in semen and lick it up
>go into epileptic fits where I roll around frotting my bed sheets and orgasming...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
i don't know what to say to that. this kind of thread will only attract the worst /r9k/ has to offer
>i don't know what to say to that
That's because you're still caught up in 2016. That opening post was bleeding edge, Stanley Kubrik kind of stuff. You were surfing waves while I was making them. Compare the craftsmanship and heart that went into this thread with any other thread in the catalog (I DARE you). Just try to pretend any other post in the catalog is half as good and you'll have gotten a chuckle out of me.
This thread is way to esoteric for normies to understand.
>implying OP means what you think he means
Has r9k transformed into reddit? It seems its infested with normies.
You're too far gone edition!
I am here, but there is barely reason to talk.
If you are 25+ and you wasted your time on this board it is probably eefect of bad genes + bad raising + bad role models + mentall illnes + being unlucky at some point.
there is really nothing to discuss here
retrospection and being good mommy boi are not pros but cons
Any of you have interest/ experience with camper vans?
I'm saving up for an E-150 and then plan on converting it myself with daddies tools.
That's tight Anon you should check out some of the GMC models as well they are decked out with power foldable beds. Pretty affordable as well.
I dream of a VW West, one of these days I'll have one
This one looks pretty comfy. I'd like to take advantage of every inch possible in the van. I'm searching for bed ideas that don't take up the entire backside of the van.
I had a girlfriend once, guys it isnt even worth it...if you really are an autistic fuck...girlfriends make everything more complicated.
Asian women are your best bet in that case, they will pretty much date anyone as long as youre not an asian male...they are even more pathetic then most of the people browsing this board
my neetbux are finally here is this a good PC I've already ordered it
>not building a pc yourself
Gabriel you stupid fuck
How do I stave off the boredom as a NEET?
I'm a self-hating blackbot
Please use this thread to make the most hateful, cruel racist comments towards niggers that you can think of.
No way. Black people are equal humans on planet earth and we must remove ourselves from the mere mention of it.
It's 2016 and we need Trump to pump some money into these impoverished communities so they can thrive like they deserve
>Black people are equal humans
You don't have to bullshit me, anon. I know I'm subhuman trash who only exists to drag the state of the world down for every other race. My only solace comes from brief, fleeting pleasures and knowing that I can provide even a glimmer of entertainment for my white superiors by letting them treat me like garbage.
>got my hand stuck in a pringles tube again
I'm just glad someone else is suffering. My anxiety and paranoia has been giving me hell this week. Nothing like feeling people can read your every thought. Great times. Have my love, friend.
How old is Stanley?
Creater of the Stanley meme here
I started making Stanley threads back in april 2016. I'm surprised that Stanley threads are still being posted...
friendly reminder that your future wife is out there, getting dicked by chad(s), doing things she will never do with you as you are reading this
>actual footage of your future wife and mother of your stepchildren circa august 2016
>doing things she will never do with you as you are reading this
>implying you can't just pump and dump her either
Then if you do "get with" this woman, drop her if she doesn't do shit you want to. It's not like you're shackled to some bitch for eternity.
This movie was shit.
If you want a real robot movie, watch Brazil. Nobody ever takes my fucking advice about it. It's about some autist working a dead end job, day dreaming he's Chad getting the girl of his dreams. There's more to it, but I don't want to ruin it.
So do you have any lewd stories to share?
Stuff somehow involving you, no matter how far you stand from the actual action.
>sitting at a mostly empty cafe
>hear two girls chatting at a nearby table
>they're talking in English (I'm a frog)
>one is telling about how she tried anal with her boyfriend
>actually detailing how she took a cock up her ass
>tells how they took their time playing with a tiny dildo and tons of lube
>tells how her bf rimmed her for ages
>says it didn't hurt and she though it felt great even if she wasn't sure at first
>the other goes: "yeah it felt a bit awkward the first time too but I actually came like hell"
>they conclude agreeing that the most important thing is to trust your partner
>at this point I'm hard as diamonds and nearly cumming in my pants
>I manage to hide my boner and rush to the toilets to fap like crazy
>came so hard it splashed on the cubicle and some cum bounced back on my forehead
For fuck's sake maybe they thought no one could understand them but damn the only thing she didn't tell was if her bf had came inside her ass.
They were your ordinary student type too, not models or porn actresses or anything but hearing them talking about that made them hot as fuck.