/r9k/ ls a _______ board.
sissy faggot trap loving emo nigger loving hillary voting worthless waste of oxygen subhuman shitty feels peddling meme frog spamming cesspool of filth that goes to show their parents were wrong to back out of the abortion
Anyone dropped out of college here recently?
I just couldn't take it, it felt like high school all over again but even worse because I was paying for it now.
I've thought about it but went through with it. Graduated, now unemployed.
Let me tell you, don't feel bad. It's such a fucking weird thing to expect young teenaged/early 20s babbies to know what they want to do with their lives/where they're going.
Taking a year off to get the fuck away from my mom and move in with my friend. Next year I promise to go back, there's literally no exceptions. Just want to figure out what I want to study.
Yeah, I was very far in my program, too...
I got a comfy job that I like better than what I was studying for, but I don't know how long it will last.
I'm trying to think of ways to bullshit my degree on my resumes. I was basically "All But Dissertation", but on a bachelor's degree.
No whiney emos, pls
What does death entail? is it simply like falling asleep and not waking up? Responses from theist/atheist, gnostic/agnostic robots appreciated. Seriously!!
What are the most surefire methods of killing yourself? Please let me know
If i can't have sex with something like pic related, then I don't see the point. Thanks, guys.
>No whiney emos, pls
>What does death entail? is it simply like falling asleep and not waking up? Responses from theist/atheist, gnostic/agnostic robots appreciated. Seriously!!
different people have different answers. there have been plenty of people who have been clinically dead, and their answers range from "It was like falling asleep" to "I don't remember" to "It was excruciatingly painful" to...
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whatcha playin brobots?
i can't play this because of high ping
my internet is 100mb/s, yet I still have high ping, but only in this game
doesn't make any sense
I was close to top 500 on the ptr too
it gave me a reason to wake up, but now i just feel so despondent
ITT: fictional characters that you idolize and envy
>you'll never live a comfy life on a talking sailboat
Why even live
>Tough, great in combat
>in good shape
>chiseled masculine aesthetics
>great fashion sense
And all at such a young age. He's more or less what I want to be
Since leaving 4chan Moot has started HRT and even joined a band, what have you done?
He made it already, he just went back to being a fuckboy
How do I stop deleting people that I add while intoxicated to my skype or kik? This always ends up happening and then I wish I didn't. Serious question though, keeps me up at night asking myself why I deleted them.
I don't have any answers to your question, but at least you're aware that you're doing that. I guess it's a good first step.
>keeps me up at night asking myself why I deleted them.
Probably because you're afraid of rejection, so you provoke the rejection yourself; that way you have some kind of "control" over it. That's how I work anyways.
>stay inside so much my accent is changing
>go to school in predominantly-black areas
>when i get frustrated i start speaking in black slang and basement dweller accent
You literally have no excuses for being single
>tfw theres one "that kid" in every school who doesn't have any friends and plays by himself
>tfw 4chan used to consist entirely of "that kid"s
>tfw we created a great and unique internet culture
>tfw the flood of normies ruined it.
>tfw people talk about "their friends" or complain about their gf
>tfw people ask how it's possible for people not to have friends
>4chan will never go back to it's pre-2013 state
>the lawless frontier that was the 2002-2010 internet is gone forever
and btw if you're in the US and you want to use TOR to go to imageboards normies can't go to - as of July 2016 you're now on the NSA watchlist...ENJOY!
Who is the best person you know and why?
My best friend. He's kind, honest, caring and very understanding. He doesn't say it but I can tell we're getting more distant. I can't even remember the last time he asked me to hang out instead of the other way around.
No matter how often I do it I can't shake the constant anxiety.
I get out of the car afterwards and am literally shaking.
It was a miracle I got my license at all.
>cleaning lady found the cum towel
Does anyone else know about your degenerate fetish? Whatever it may be.
Yes, I told my mom I have a fetish for fat women so she wouldn't be surprised when I brought one home. Which I never did.
Hey anon, after this, let's make out
What's the amount of Codeine I should take to end my life?
>mfw actually gonna get laid tomorrow
Do I stop being a robot when this happens?
Depends is it with someone actually attractive and that you like if so you will not be a robot.
If you're just giving in to someone you're not attracted to because your desperate or paying a hooker then don't forget you're here forever.
>Suddenly get a shitload of flies in my room
>Try buying those sticky rope things you hang from the ceiling
>Flies are too smart and don't fall for it
Holy fuck how do I murder these fucks, I have at least 20 adults in a 15 by 10 foot area, they are fucking with my shit all the time.
Who /modafinil/ here?
This shit is fucking amazing.
This brain I call me, its been taking a long weird descent into hell for a while. Now. Basically turned into a monkey. A defective monkey that does some human stuff. Ow. Out of body
Hey robots, would you mind giving this a listen and telling me what you think?
Would not recommend listening to it if you are schizo desu.
>If I chug this drink without blinking, you have to go out with me, anon.
How many of you autist actually left a woman a tip because she was "beautiful"?
>only 122 Sleeps left until Christmas
sometimes i think about really rapid sped-up christmas music and more santas than red/green santa, like a blue/yellow santa and a purple/magenta santa. the music gets faster and faster in my head until i start screaming
This post made my brain feel fucked for some reason. Is this like some MK Ultra shit or something?
>my 18th birthday (one of the best nights I've ever had)
>Going out with some friends to see Birdman
>drinking warm pickle juice on a dare (which my friends referred to as a manhood ritual)
>going to Dennys after at like 2AM
>my brother's 16th birthday (today, probably one of the best nights he's ever had)
>Going out to Kanye with a solid 7/10 qt
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You do realize millions of people "upstaged" you, right? There were people more Chad than your brother at 13. Just appreciate that you have friends, I spent my 18th birthday in the house all day
Traps don't age well. You can only have a trap GF 14-26 max, after that they turn into a hairy balding man and you have to put them down. Reject traps, its not worth it.
>Friend asks how I'm doing.
>Send him an honest reply that contains some personal shit that I am afraid went too deep.
>Does not respond to the message.
>friend spills their guts to me
>gently guide them through their trauma
>feel like a fucking saint
>quietly sit by and hope they go through more shit so I can feel good about helping them again
Sometimes when I get really fucking long messages it overwhelms me. I don't even know where to start. Even if the message is totally positive.
Just tell him something like "I know it's a long message, don't feel like you have to reply to any particular points. It just feels good to get that out there. Thanks for being such a good friend for listening." Or some other gay shit.
This thread is just for (You), anon!
I'm here to give advice. Straight to the point, concise direct knowledge. Tell me what's troubling you (in roughly one paragraph) and I'll give you my input on how to fix your freaking life lol!
attaching an image file to your post, but it is encouraged.
Come get your guaranteed (You)!
So tell me.. What's on your mind friend?
Worthless. No motivation. On meds for depression, and they're working; just a lazy sob. Stretching a college career to figure out wtf to do. Want to be a writer but don't send anything to publishers and despises self-promotion. Also despite reasonable writing pace, rarely finish anything because I have a thousand different projects that I try to juggle and so only have a glacial pace on all of them. No car, no job, regularly consider riding my bicycle headon into a semi.
>mfw when hillary grabs all the guns and I entirely rule the streets with my vastly superior swordsmanship
Maybe if we voted Hill in we could return to the age of steel
Who else /schizoaffective/
Between not being able to tell what's real anymore and crushing sadness I don't know how long I can keep myself around