I want a young cute daughter so I can raise her with proper media so she won't turn into a Stacy.
>TFW I wanted a QT tomboy daughter to read to and take on adventures but instead I got a boy whose mother didn't discipline him and let him watch TV and play with an iPad all day so now he's this little shit who screams if he doesn't get what he wants and hates everything except Minecraft
Strongly considering An Hero. Have fun collecting child support from a corpse.
I wish i had a 15 y/o to have a drink with
>hey dad what's this
>you want to taste?
>phew that tastes rancid
>don't worry you'll grow to love it
No alcohol thread? lets change that.
>5pm in Seattle
>on my 3rd 4loko for the day
I should really get a job or at least a drinking buddy
yeah didn't realize how bad it was until I posted it, saved it one night when I was drunk and saving every weeb reaction image I could.
Revy is still a qt though.
also post your drinking music robots. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeLukB7659I
>give up neet status to become a benefit to society
>lose job for being autistic
>no longer qualify for neetbux because I proved I can work a job.
>will be homeless soon
If there was Scientific proof that there is a heaven and everyone is happy 24/7 there, would you kill yourself?
I honestly would kill myself, the only reason I haven't done it is because the other side could be worse than my life now. I've been brain washed to to believe that suicide is a sin and I'll go to hell, plus I don't like the idea of there being complete nothingness either.
Reminder that god does not exist and that science proves god does not exist. If something has no evidence it can be said that the said thing does not exist until sufficient evidence can be provided. Burden of proof also states it is up to the person who claims something DOES exist in order to provide the evidence for said thing.
Religion is also the main cause of every war in history and almost every atrocity in the world can in some way be linked to religion. Because of this, all of the world governments should come together and genocide every member of every religion...
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>inb4 le euphoric fedora man
I challenge any theist to give me a reason to believe in creation that isn't meme tier
>I will never get to cum in a girl's mouth
I want to die.
it's pretty great, desu
i love it when they swish it around, swallow it, and start making out with you again
What kind of music do robots like?
Make your chart here: http://collage.topsters.net
Also, r8 each others, and talk about music.
Pls r8 mine too :'^(
Can't really say I'm keen on anything there with the exception of KMFDM
My chart is just every other album made by pic related
By the way, here're some instructions.
>click a square
>type album/band into gray bar
>sometimes it'll say there isn't an image available, just try again
>if it doesn't work, upload your own
>basically, use the URL of the image you want
>it'll come out clearer if you use the grey search bar though
Other than melvins, it's pretty much this
>tfw doctor tells me i'm overweight
FUCK YOU BITCH IT'S NOT MY FAULT l HAVE AN AFFINITY FOR SWEETS
>Women enjoy sex just as much as men
Is this true or are normies trying to fuck with me?
What other anime should i hang on my walls
Are there any normies here? I want to kick your ass
I'm a wageslave.
Y-you don't want to hurt me r-right?
How easy would it be for mommy to notice I stole a couple of her muscle relaxers?
i think my mom is cheating she is standing outside right now laughing with a different man while stephdad is in bed sleeping, do i tell my him? im seriously conflicted right now because he is a very cool guy and i like him very much and i feel bad about him getting cucked
my mom also had a bad history with men, 4 kids all with different dads, i always thought it didnt work out but seeing this made me rethink everything. my mom is just another roasty whore
when is jesus coming backk?
ITT Couples that give you hope
>tfw no uggo gf that will never cheat on me because we're both lowest tier human beans
The guy is that weird kid from Gummo.
Why is this board so obsessed with a bleach character? He's not even a good character. He's irrelevant pretty much 99% of the time yet you guys talk him up so much. Worse is the fact that you guys seem to have strange delusions that his character is going around fucking 3D women, hate to break it to you guys.... but he's not real.
FUCK OFF YOU DAMN NORMIE
THIS PLACE IS NOT FOR YOU
Would you suck my nigger dick?
If you had the chance to go your whole life without working on the condition that you could have no sex, would you take it?
hey let's everyone do pushups
last two digits is how many you do
if the number's too high, try splitting it into smaller sets
will try to encourage! you are powerful and strong! I love and believe in you!
Another Steam BF thread brought to you by Ugly Anon
Get in here to meet the love of your life
>go outside gor once
>get fucked by niggers
>normies humiliate you day in and day out for months
>get mad once
>this proves they were right about you
>LMAO JUST EAT HEALTHIER AND YOULL BE HAPPIER ITS THE FOOD YOURE EATING THAT IS MAKING YOUR MOOD SAD XD just drink more water xp
What I eat has nothing to do with my shitty mood. My mood is shit because my life is shit and not amount of water or carrots is going to change that. eating lettuce will not fix my ugly ass bone structure, it will not fix my lack of friendship, it will not fix me being stupid and poor.
>Therapist tells me to exercise
>I had been lifting for years
Kek, normies have no clue do they
>only drink water and the occasional milk
>don't eat anything fried, loaded with sugar, frozen, or any carbs that aren't rice and potatoes
>still feel like shit and want to die all the fucking time
I saved you the trouble just in case there was any doubt in your mind
Why aren't you doing your part in ending the black race by breeding them out of existence?
who /sofargonetheydontgiveashit/ here?
Subliminal iminal subliminal
Iminal iminal subliminal subliminal
Honestly, robots, why the fuck have we not all killed ourselves yet?
Life as a pathetic loser is just torture and it will probably never get any better. Why deny it?
Im just here for the memes, oregano
>scrolling through 4chan
>big fucking bouncy luscious boobs assaulting my eyes with their glory
>tfw barely a b cup
It's not too bad Anon, flat chests are great!
Goddamn it, it shouldn't hurt this bad but I honestly didn't know it was possible to feel shittier than I already do.