Post in this thread and you will have sex in 2016.
So glad I have all this time to myself to study things that matter, like religion and philosophy, and don't have to spend it working at some desk doing whatever people tell me to do. The unexamined life is not worth living, after all.
What are you NEETs studying or reading today? I'm contemplating the Tao Te Ching right now. It holds immense wisdom that takes time and guidance to unearth, time which I have plenty of.
>the governing of the saint is to empty on
e's mind, substantiate one's virtue, weaken
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Good morning, dear NEETs.
Just another day in the life of a free man. The air is fresh, the sun is warm and bright.
I think I'll go for a walk down at the pier.
>tfw meet real life Chad
>tfw he get's a 10/10 girls number and makes a date 10 minutes after he's met her
>tfw he's a 1/10 in terms of looks
Confidence & Conversation skills > Looks
Which is news to no one except robots.
Of course good looks help, but just not being an autistic creep who constantly makes excuses for everything wrong in his life is generally enough.
Conversation skills don't account for much. Chad can get away with saying what he wants.
Actually it's just looks (good looks means you're sexually active which brings high status so status is a result of being Chad rather than a prerequisite). Women are superficial and the hierarchy is:
face > height > body
>boy asks me out on date
>agree because he is a cutie
>find out he doesn't have a car
so like pic related then?
How 2 live the comfortable neetlyfe with out living amongst niggers?
>tfw pretending to be gay on the internet just to get a glimpse of what being desired feels like
If women receive as many messages from men as gay guys get from other gay guys, I understand why they have such an inflated sense of self worth.
>tfw pretending to be gay in real life just to get a glimpse of what being desired feels like
If women receive as many dick from men as gay guys get from other gay guys, I understand why they have such inflated sense of worth.
>get on r9k to do my daily morning browse
>read some interesting threads where anons share their problems
>refresh the catalog
WARNING MAJOR SPOILER AHEAD DO CLICK BLACK BOX IF YOU ARE A STAR WARS FAN
pic of Han Solo dying from new Star Wars movie
>start to cry
Fuck. I wanted to go into that movie without expectations. I'm so fucking sad/mad right now. JUST
Me too anon. I don't even care about Star Wars but I'm seeing it with friends tomorrow and it still made me sad to have it spoiled.
Are any other robots into electrostim? I tried it for the first time before and it was absolutely amazing.
>parents buy some cheap electric muscle massage thing
>never use it
>pull it out for the first time in months
>put new batteries in it
>one pad on my taint and the other on the foreskin over the head
>turn it on slowly
>feels like my dick is vibrating
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It honestly feels amazing.
I'm thinking about getting my own and using it often because they're only $25 online.
>saw dentist a month ago
>everything was fine other than some slight decay on one tooth to which he said he can fix and it's no rush as long as I brush it
>see another dentist a couple of days ago in relation to something else
>says that every tooth but a few has decay
Is he trying to jew me? is or one more incompetent. Anyone have experience in this?
Depends on how severe the decay is, if the first dentist didn't say much about it then he believes it's not necessary to fill. Lots of dentists are fucking Jew bags out to get money, watch out where you spend your cash.
>failed community college and can't resister because I forgot to drop a class
>have to turn in a paper so I could get into a trade school, but I accidentally set a coffee mug on it and now it has a ring
>25 years old,,friendless HKV
>have only had 2 jobs, they were crap and only held them for a month
how fucked am I? I need to change but don't know what to do now.
>you need experience and references
Just lie. Minimum wage jobs never check up on that shit. Make up random names and numbers. Pretend you worked at Food 4 Less for a year or two before you started college.
As we are the most clever board I wonder, how did your exams go so far robots?
Spanish girls look beautiful desu
I have been binging on generic harem comedy and moe for the past month and feel like my testosterone levels have gone magnitudes below the normal level.
I just want to watch some badass anime that kick your ass in the gear and make the blood go pumping
Gimme the best manly anime /r9k/
>pic related, shit that i have been watching, MC is always weak as fuck in harem for some reason
Get in here. True manlets only. If you're 5'10" or over and cant get a gf, just kill yourself. You're beyond hope. It is literally impossible to be a robot at that height.
And all you fags 5'8" and over and not true manlets either. Your life may be a little tougher but you're close enough to the cutoff point that you shouldnt be in this thread.
I'm talking about guys like 5'6 or so.
>Had 1 date in 2 years that went nowhere
>After swiping over at least a 1000 girls, I've had 5 matches
>One girl that was too far away and wasnt even attractive
>2 girls that immediately unmatched me
>1 fat girl who would never respond after matching me
>1 tranny that I unmatched after accidentally swiping.
>Company had christmas dinner and i was the only one without a companion
>Family dinner is coming soon and I have no companion
>Been trying to force myself into uncomfortable situations to meet girls...they never notice me
>Thinking of killing self
Whats your manlet feels today?
Obviously trolling but I will respond.
The meme is 5'10" as being cutoff point. But 5'10" still does great with the girls. 5'8" and 5'9" really don't have much of a disadvantage either. These guys still can get the vast majority of women except for girls in the 6' range.
Can confirm, 5'8" guys have a huge dating pool. 5'7" and up faggots get out.