Listen up faggots.
I found the key to success.
The way to stop being a virgin, the way to get dates, the way to get bitches.
New thing i thought of. "Think like chad".
If we all wanna be like chad so bad, why not think like him and replacate what HE would do?
Bathe, look normal. Girl looks u in the eye... Go for it.
Listen im not saying u need to follow the advice, but when you get pussy... ;)
your advise is to be chad
very helpful, thanks so much
do any of you guys cosplay/want to? What characters have you been/want to be?
I've over 5000 hours of anime and I still think cosplaying is for faggots.
Post your comfiest pics ITT
Dam son, that looks comfy. they'd seem like good roomates.
I wish i could live with them as my bros..
What is the expression on your face right now?
this face from reading the Assange thread and realizing he is the ultimate hikki
Oh, look, it's Saturday and my only plans are to go workout and cause myself pain in order to maybe someday by remotely okay looking in swim trunks.
If I take 5 ecstasy tablets at once will I die?
Would that be a good way to end it?
Bad choice, it would be painful, but probably wouldn't kill you. Regardless, I suggest not killing yourself, as sincerely as anonymous stranger can. I've been close to the edge, rope around my neck so to speak. Don't do it.
I can't even make out a positive thought anymore. There's no jobs where I live, I have mild cerebral palsy in my left arm. I have no motivation and joy.
ODing on some drugs seems like the way to go for me. haven't done ecstasy so haven't built up any immune to it. So 5 tabs at once will surely kill me.
Is there really much benefit to being able to say you've never done drugs?
>Couple of guys from a gang will beat the shit out of the first chance they get if they see me walking down the street
>Have been trying to avoid them but they will probably soon just come to my school and beat me up
>If I go to the police they'll probably put a drill through my teeth, and I don't want a couple of cops following me around wherever I go
>The only place I feel safe is in my apartment
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>>Don't even live in America so can't even buy a gun and defend myself
Yuropoor life is a hard life.
Unless you're Brazilian, which it sounds like you are, in which case I am sorry for you. Move to another favela as soon as possible.
Fembots, I know most of you are liberals, but is there anything about the modern world that depresses you?
Is there anything about the past you think you'd prefer?
I'm not a liberal. A lot of things about the modern world depress me but the one thing that hurts me the most is that men today are low testosterone beta boys, I want a man who will be the head of my home, not some weak immature kid.
Why did you come to /r9k/ originally?
I came the last (?) time moot messed with /a/, maybe in 2013? I don't remember when, and I abandoned every other board since I found this place. I don't even go on /r9k/ anymore.
I used to read the /r9k/ archive before the original board died, but never actually went on here. I always thought it was filled with faggots, until I realized I liked being miserable, so whatever.
>tfw you are so angry with yourself and at the world that you are just getting into shitpost arguments with people on r9k all day long
>Think girl might be into me
>Turns out she's just extremely friendly to everyone
>Think girl is into me because she's so touchy
>Turns out she's touchy with everyone else
>tfw no girlfriend to shit all over your face
Music has really went down hill since the 90s. There were so many different types of music genres topping the charts and you didn't have to be a hot Stacy to make it in the music industry. Now everything is all partying in the club, bleached assholes and big asses.
Would you say you were born in le wrong generation?
No it hasn't. For instance, I used to believe '70s' prog was the shit, then I found Estradasphere and The Mars Volta.
Finding good music is very difficult, but the difficulty is in not giving in to subjectivists' populism that 'there are good songs in every genre', not in era bias.
Do you see yourself as a hero or villain?
Do you think imageboards are places for bad people to congregate?
>Do you see yourself as a hero or villain?
Arbitrarily placing people into one of those categories sounds extremely autistic.
>Tfw i'm a bad goy
>i'll be dead soon so it don't matter
we all go back in the same box
>tfw no dogsex gf
is that the equivalent of this?