>be 11 years old
>confessing my sins to the priest
>he suddenly gets up and sits next to me
>he starts petting my knee
>I notice something sharp poking through his vest
>he said everything is going to be alright
nothing was alright /r9k/
Anyone else here just want to buy some land out in the Midwest, live in a nice ranch style house, have a wife and some kids and a dog?
Tbqh I could care less about dating, I just want to find the right woman to have a family with.
I don't know about the family, but if I could, I would buy some land and some farm animals, or maybe have my own farm sanctuary and relax with my chickens and old cows. Also, not in the Midwest. I'd prefer not having my property ravaged by tornadoes.
Yeah that would be nice.I am not meant for the modern world,I just want to live peacefully in the outskirts of town.The only problem is that I probably won't ever find a wife and a family.
8 songs, i start:
1. Racing Glaciers - Carry it On
2. The Handsome Family - Far from any Road
3. Simone White - I didnt have any summer romance
4. Aurora - Conqueror
5. Walk the Moon - Tightrope
6. Dr. Dog - The Breeze
7. Girls - Honey Bunny
8. Tegan and Sara - Back in Your Head
Could be worse, could be better.
No cherry picking, max 2 passes!
Dungen - Panda
Low - July
If These Trees Could Talk - Left To Rust and Rot
Suarez - Porvenir
Chico Hamilton Quintet - Drums West
Yawning Man - Perpetual Oyster
Modest Mouse - Broke [live]
Lukas Grygar - K1
Wish they let you use accentuated letters
Portishead - Pedestal
Black Sabbath - Iron Man
Milo - Salladhor Sean, Smuggler
Yung Lean - Solarflare [Prod. Friendzone]
My Bloody Valentine - Loomer
This Heat - A New Kind Of Water
Kendrick Lamar - Chapter Six
Dr. Dre - High Powered
lmao these suck ass
+Tegan and Sara
> hot grl
> not hot anymore
Assange is Absolutely Fucking Based.
Wish normies would fuck off.
>Only ultraliberal teenagers
Take that sloppy NSA Surveillance Cock out of your throat, you Mong.
>you must be 18+ to post
Who else has /poormotorskills/ here? It fucking sucks.
Don't let it get to you anon.
I had poor motor skills all my life. I've been shitted at a lot of times for my handwriting, clumsyness and whatever else. It's not considered to be a handicap (while it really is), so don't expect people to understand.
I used to write 'apologies for my handwriting, but it's a genetic issue' on every exam I made. Regardless, I got chewed on. Just practice a lot and do practical things every day. You'll improve.
Welp wagecucks the money started coming in on Friday.
>going to be receiving $1,800 in NEETbux every two weeks at least for the next 2 years
>going to save it all and invest, never going to have to be a wagecuck again
Keep up the good work "contributing to society". After all these NEETbux aren't going to make themselves. I'll be painting and reading the classics while enjoying fine wines at my leisure. Not like a wagecuck would know what fine art and literature even are, uncultured swine.
What a superb shitpost lad, fine work indeed
Valentine's day is nearing. What are you planning to do, fellow robots?
>tfw this board will always be infested with Chads, Chad-wannabes, Stacies, normies who only want to talk about shallow garbage like "jst b urslf" and how they fucked some whore the other night or how they've been without sex for an hour
fucking degenerates I hate all of you
>tfw have gone 20 minutes without my beta orbiters buying something for me
I don't know how to go on. Should I call one up and get his hopes up so I can score a free lunch?
What is the edgiest thing you have ever done? I guarantee no one in this thread can sincerely beat me
>Defendant pleads not guilty
>During the case the overwhelming evidence proves his guilt
>Defendant killed a chad who once bullied him in school
>Foreman just says "So I take it we're all agreed on guilty then?" Within 5 seconds of entering the...
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>19 years old
>just discharged from the Marine Corps for a personality disorder
>just discharged from an insane asylum after a three month stay after losing my shit on a couple of people
>just finished recovering enough from surgery that I can walk again
>on more meds than I could count
>the meds are for all the wrong things, they're...
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>dye my hair purple and buy a bunch of weapons
/r9k/ was right yet again!
No shit, no respectable woman would dye their hair. You have to be in a position where you don't have a stable job, a respectable position or any sort of public exposure to do something like that. That only leaves students, NEETs, people in the arts and/or complete social disgraces. It doesn't take a genius to connect those dots.
>tfw you go down on her and there are some bits from her period left
I have. I don't do it anymore. most disgusting thing ever. What do you think pussy smells like? Milk, coins? No, just rotten piss. I was a virgin for a long time too, until a few years ago and can't believe I ever wanted to put my face in that.
>gf asks me to go down on her
>tell her it smells and tastes bad
>"if you dont want me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my best"
Why is a woman's intelligence inversely proportional to her breast size?
found this, I'm pretty sure they'd include obese tits in this study too just because the study is by a university and talks about "social constructs"
similar to this concept, an ugly girl certainly won't spend as much time fucking chads, so with nothing else to do she pursues her hobbies or focuses on her education for her career.
>finally get a girlfriend for the first time
>during sex she asks me to choke her
This is just... I want to give up.
>she unironically likes buzzfeed
It's so weird being a virgin. The large majority of people get laid/have gotten laid at some point, yet I've managed to go throughout all of highschool without getting laid, or any other sexual thing happening to me. To not know such a simple feeling such as having had sex is such a bizarre thing. Even complete losers can/have sex, and I still haven't
I know that feel bro
And the trouble is is that by the time you're out of your teens basically no-one is a virgin. Even if I'm actually getting somewhere with a girl up have no clue how to escalate and fail yet again