>have to sort onions at volunteer job
>this girl is with me working the same pile
>we don't talk
>she jumps and gets scared at every little sound
>lol you get startled easy huh?
>she goes to other pile with different people
>smiling, laughing, and not jumping at background noises anymore
>coworker almost bumps into me as we turn corner
>raises her fist and scowls at me
other encounter on a different day
>we see each other in same aisle
>she looks scared
>say hello in a nice way to make her less uncomfortable
>the way you'd say it to a kid
>say hi to coworker who's usually really nice and happy guy
>I was smiling too because I like him since he's always so nice
>he squints and raises his chin at me like "I'm watching you bitch"
Why does everyone hate me?
I feel like I'm dying whenever I'm around other people
Don't you drag Sabbath into your shitty ass edgy music list
Who else /childishfetish/ here
>tfw can only get off to hotdogging and softcore porn
>would rather do this than have actual sex
>feel like its the most childish fetish ever
Is this fetish weird or normal? I'm scared that (if I ever have sex) I will completely turn a girl off if I even mentioned this
Its less normal then fapping to traps here, the first porno I saw was 2 traps fucking that were passable, now that I have spent years on /r9k/ I can only cum to traps. I wouldnt mind seeing traps hotdogging on the boipussy though
The problem is that you could pick up and fuck the living shit out of a trap if thats your fetish - thats what they're for, but if I were to start rubbing my dick between a girls cheeks for more than 5 seconds I'm afraid she would be like - dude what the fuck - because she's not getting anything close to pleasure from it
Actually it's pleasurable to some women to have things rub along their ass hole. My gf is one, she doesn't mind at all if I do this sort of thing especially if it's during her period. As long as I don't try to actually penetrate her butt.
Why don't you just turn gay? You cud easily find a qt trap gf that will offer up her boipucci on a regular basis for your enjoyment
easily?traps are like 0.00054% of the population. We cant even get a female gf although females are 50% of the population. How the fuck to get a trap gf????it's nearly impossible
IT'S BEEN THREE FUCKING YEARS
WHY HAVEN'T YOU REPLIED TO MY EMAIL YET, LYORA?!
yeah thought you culd troll me, huh kid
*jumps into the air*
YOU BETER WASH OUT, YOU LIL FUCK
*umsheathes katanna and cuts you vertikally*
YOU THING IM DONE YET?! NO WAY!!!
*slices you into 1 millions peaces*
Psh... That wasn't even touch to do
Now we know why she never reply you fucking role-player
Hot redhead girl in my class just asked me to do the "Ooga Booga" dance in front of the whole year.
K-kill me... Kill me n-now... Why are normies so cruel?
How can any robot believe in a god that has handed them such a shit card in life. It's like Christcucks have no shame
The alt right is probably the most cancerous trend that has ever hit 4chan. Even trump himself hates those stupid fucks. And this is coming from a pretty right leaning guy.
Just a reminder that raping women (from a moral perspective at least) is not bad.
>tfw you access your third eye at the forbidden alignment and lost feeling in your nose as a punishment
>tfw you invert the universe and scream a wild and reckless demand into the darkest corner simply hoping for a sign that you are not alone and a horrifying and monstrous entity answers you and tries to grant your wish but you realize too late what a fool you where and have to fight for your life and your sanity
>tfw you win at a terrible price while proving yourself as genuine but flawed and the coin suddenly flips sides and the entity turns benevolent and floods you with pity and allows you a brief glimpse of the dance...
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how broken are all of you.
can someone tell me if this is really broken or perfectly fine. i cant figure this out
idk, it seems you can keep up in a relationship but you suck at reading between the lines.
Also, you seem to have poor focus and resolve.
I, on the other hand, suck balls at trying to even keep up with people, but I have better talent than you.
Still, fuck, you're pretty normal. I'll show you the door now.
Just bought this top qaulity heroin for $200. Did I do good?
is this original graph accurate?
I actually have a very dominant personality but because of my social and general anxiety and low self esteem, it seems like I'm just a really passive person.
Who else knows this feel?
Why are there so many moralfags here these days?
Who cares, I still want to rape teenage girls.
de ess jay double-u
Has anybody attached one of these to the inside tip of their onahole?
Especially if you got one long enough to reach your bladder, and then trimmed it so you get a prostate massage instead
Of course, obviously >implyign anyone here has the money or means to get an onahole or urethral sounding rods. But it's still a cool idea.
>that feeling when no gf
Does anyone else know this feel?
GUYS GUYS GUYS
I have to give a fucking presentation infront of the whole class tomorrow! I'm scared shitless and I feel as if i'm gonna freak out and do some autistic shit.
What the fuck should I do guys?
you have to do it, the only way you get less autistic is by doing social stuff.
practice speaking the presentation out loud to yourself, even your family if they're the kind you're cool with, then do your best desu
>Anooon please, you promised no pictures, I haven't even done my hair
>Pierced belly button
>Top showing said belly button
Yep, definitely a whore I see there.
Question is, why would anyone take the picture of such a common specimen in the first place?
Is your life average /r9k/?
When is the last time you actually slept well?
Life is meaningless. Prove me wrong.
Pro tip: You can't.
Well lads, I finally caved and tried the fizzy energy Jew.
I like it
What energy drinks are you into?
>91 hidden threads
anyone else growing out of /r9k/?
I don't have anywhere else to go, but this board is losing me
the /topofthefoodchain/ thread could have been funny, if people would have played a long and enjoyed each others ironic company, imitating gods in Olympus looking down upon the mortals, or something..
I have about 45 threads hidden, but most threads are bait and stupid trap shit, many people who can contribute and enjoy go into those threads, pretty sad I guess, you just have to wait for the wave to clear
>mfw got hugged by 3 grills today
Gonna put off killing myself for a while
>when some random girl on the street smiles at you
Why does it feel so good damn it
>make a craigslist post
>selling cross dressing pics and videos
>1 day later
>earned 50 euro in amazon vouchers
feels good to be a slut. and you dont even need to be a girl
> mfw getting real tired of normie bull shit
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>tfw no qt hs shooter to be your bf before he puts you out if your misery
feeling frustrated, request angry/sad memes for me to make
I just made this wojak
I just crafted to Dragonbone Axes
How should i allocate the enchants(two on each) and what should the weapons be called
>H2O LEAN SAME THING
What did he mean by this?
Who's your favourite? I'm on Team Peter.