>tfw no qt ISIS gf
how is this unoriginal
Should I get the surgery?
my ideal gf
Are these banned now? Met a few cool people with these.
Post any other templates you have/your own chart here.
Bumping while i fill this out
dont 404 on me compadre
Who has committed suicide after being kicked out of the house?
I wish I could get kicked out already.
>be on day 16 of nofap
>robot posts godtier cunney on frontpage
>catches me off-guard. Like this is the most primal lust inducing thing in the world
>dick starts to go on full auto mode, I can probably use it to smash concrete to great effect
>sperm start to go all vive la revolucion in my balls and try to force their way out
>can literally feel my goddamn lifeforce gather in my genitals, ready...
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wp anon i cant even make 2 days. My new years resolution is to nofap for all of January and get a qt gf and we all know i cant do either.
Why don't you just do it?
One day can't hurt...
>Few places to hang out
>Almost no people around my age to talk to
>I see mostly old ducks when I leave the house
Any robots living in a small town? How the hell do you find friends there?
These are the best towns for doing drugs and wander around in at night like a ghost
But other than that, living in a small town is like giving up and hiding from the world. It has its benefits, but is inherently sad
>me and mtf friend walking towards bus stop
>bus passes us so we start running to catch up with it
>mfw his cute little butt bouncing as he runs
Why is fat ugly guys fucking hot bitches not a thing?
It's literally perfect for immersion.
What should my tinder bio be?
If you want normies:
I will make sure we get out and have a blast before we netflix and chill. [Insert something here personal about your car, job, or hobbies. make sure it's interesting to normies]
If you want no one:
I had to ask r9k for advice on what to write here because I'm an autistic virgin.
Most men think that slutty girls with big tits and a nice ass are perfect for fucking, not marrying.
Most men think that innocent, lithe girls are perfect for marrying. You probably do, too.
So why do you get mad when woman say they want to marry a kind, intelligent man but only want to fuck a muscular, tall one?
This is bullshit.
Most men think that sluts are for fucking.
Most men think that pure women are for marriage.
Body type has nothing to do about it. By conflating the two you're trying to confuse the issue about women only being interested in the physical.
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes
Are you school bullied, retarded, or both?
>b-but you die!
So fucking what? Is life a race who lives the longest?
>B-but you get hooked!
No you won't, fucking pussy, if you are not underage and you don't smoke too much.
>I-I-IT-IT COSTS ALOT!!!
Who the fuck forces you to buy pack a day, fucking peat hammer
Smoking helps you lose weight. Maybe some of you fat fucks should get into it.
Can we all agree that, no matter what we think about "shitskins", brown people looker better in "glossy" and white people look better in "matte".
A shiny brown body is sexy. A matte white body is pure.
A matte brown body looks like old chocolate. A shiny pale body looks like uncooked chicken.
Shiny and brown = fuck
Matte and white = marry and deflower
>thoughts cannot travel in Brendan's head
Post cringeworthy shit.
Fuck roastie and super faggot can't comprehend shit and le wrong generation maymay.
ITT: We name youtubers that are robots.
I unironically listen to Brah's VORW shows.
He's definitely a robot, albeit a stylish one.