hehehehe dance around for me little roachies you are part of my master plan
>he thinks he's in charge
oh how amusing, roach
friendly reminder that women are shit and that men, also, are totally shit
>tfw Han Solo is killed by his own son Ben who is now sith lord Kylo Ren
>tfw his daughter Rey ends up racemixing with Finn, one of the new non-clone storm troopers, who abandons from his service to the empire now called the first order
Greetings rowboats. Apparently I look like some twitch streamer or some shit.
Anyhow, I'd really appreciate if some girl would provide me with a sustained stream of pictures of their tittays.
In exchange for tittays I will provide advice on assorted topics, teach you how to cook shit, make you an expert on intra-italian banter and even teach the language.
DO WE HAVE ANY TAKERS?
Who here /cheatedonfinals/?
ITT: Autistic shit you do
Sometimes when I'm playing vidya I pretend that my ex is watching
I'll be sitting doing something important and then start daydreaming and realize like 10 minutes passed
>he still plays video games? what a fucking loser, I can't believe used to date him!
>is that a pip boy, I would trade my left arm for one of those!
FUCK YOU TODD EXPLAIN WHY THERE ARE SO MANY MUTANTS ON THE EAST COAST OR WHY JET IS IN VAULTS
Why do you watch porn? Do you like destroying women's lives?
Fap to other stuff today. Hentai is good, perfect women with perfect bodies who gets raped in all holes, and no one gets hurt.
Or open up Facebook and fap to that hot girl from college. Nobody will know and you won't harm anyone.
It's time to fap green guys.
cuck IS BACK
cuck IS BACK
How do I operate Omegle on Ubuntu? Can't turn my cam on.
I miss shitposting, trying to get cuties to show tittays and making people upset.
Whats the worst thing that has happened to you this year?:
>got a job
My life is fucked from here on senpai
Why do people smoke and sunbathe? Do they not realise they will age their skin by 10+ years in doing so?
>Meet girl when I was 6 or 7
>She becomes my best friend for over ten years after that
>We grow up, we're both 19 now
>Over the past year, she's completely changed
>Became a literal roastie
>Huge bitch in general
>Can't stand being around her
>Tell her not to come to my funeral
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Anon, you can come over, my husband will be at work
you could put Snake in there
a little over 2 months ago someone posted a "your roll is how many push ups you do" thread and I discovered I was able to do a total of three (3) push ups in succession and about 6-8 total
serving as a bit of a wake up call I just broke 30 in succession and 80 total for the first time. feels gud friends, you too can make it