How do I stop being mentally ill, robots?
Drunk and made a new OSRS account
Anyone else playing?
>tfw mom says I could be a model
>mom tells me this all the time
>actually believe it
>start to think i'm good looking most of my life
>one day i look myself in the mirror standing next to an average person
>realize how grotesque and deformed i am
>whole world view shatters
>judge blocks transgender bathroom law, forcing trannies to use whatever restroom corresponds to their birth gender
>now robots have to share restrooms with pic related
... i-is this a good thing, or a bad thing?
>implying pic related would even follow that order.
>Implying passable trannies wouldn't just use whatever bathroom causes them the least fuss. I.e. look like a woman use the woman's.
You're delusional and have no concept of human reasoning.
doggo is a sleep
please check em quietly
>get paranoid, anxious and very self conscious
Anyone else having this problem? I don't even have bad trips on mushrooms and LSD but then I get really nervous when I smoke weed with people..
Anyone who get's quads in this thread I will make their meme a meme by the end of 2016.
1. You can't nominate an existing meme
2. You have to explain the meme in the post that gets quads
hi, i'm dominik
i'm learning to swim
pls make me a maymay out of me
Did losing weight make your dick look bigger?
It looks small to me.. but people say you have to push down the fat and measure from there.
Its 19 cm apparently.
been lifting for 3 months now.
at 20-25% BF.
gonna cut down to 15%..
think thats enough to make my dick look bigger?
I have godlike genetics man...
7+ inch dick
could i become alpha chad?
How was /r9k/'s First day of classes?
Mine was pretty chill. Got to catch up with a lot of my friends, and there are at least some people in all of my classes that I know, in addition to multiple plans that some buds and I made. I feel like this year is gonna be pretty good.
GRADEKEKS GET THE FUCK OUTTT!!!11!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is there anything worse than being a NEET?
Who here is more than 30yo and irremediably, hopelessly, irreparably /stuckinthepast/?
I literally spend all of my free time thinking about the past. Nice things that used to happen and don't happen anymore, lost chances, regrets regrets regrets.
How the fuck does one let it fucking go.
>You're lucky you had chances at all.
Top tier facebook bullshit
I'd pay for having my good memories completely erased from my mind forever. Yes I would probably turn into a fuckin' whiner like you are, whaa I never had a chance waaah, but it would be WAY better.
Ignorance is bliss.
Not knowing what you are missing out is always better.
>too lazy to read the whole /fit/ sticky
I'll never get into shape.
who here been to Japan and has a funny story to tell?
ill tell what happened to me in a Japanese brothel if there is someone acutally interested
>be black fembot
>be IN shibuya
>get super drunk
>go karaoke with some random guy
>I have no idea what I did the night before. Completely blacked out.
>wake up on some mans porch and he's like "wtf?"
>lost an 1000 dollar phone
I don't really have a funny story to tell. Went there in high school for a field trip and it was great. Really amazing scenery and people.
Might try to teach for a bit in Japan after finishing my degree.
>tfw no Little Caesars pizza for dinner
post your results /r9k/
Here's this result. Shitty yes i know that
Pretty healthy compared to the majority of this board
what the fuck is wrong with my benis? i posted the picture before but didnt get enough feedback.
can u rate it? would mean a lot to me.
Hello roaches, pawns and puppets.
>that horrible jpg artifact
here have a better one for future use
As a token of my appreciation, I'll let you live roach.
Does r9k have any tattoos ?
>my country just passed a law that requires all cigarette boxes have disgusting shit on them to discourage smokers
>every day I hear normie faggots complaining about it
What a wonderful world
Hello /r9k/. I am a practicing wizard specializing in making dreams become reality.
I will grant the wish of every poster in this thread, however there are several rules I must abide by.
>You can not wish for more wishes in any way
>You can not wish for omnipotence
>You must explain the wish you want granted WITHOUT using the letter "E"
>mfw I wish for all niggrs and sandniggrs to be xtrminatd
>tfw no belly gf
Why are women so repulsed by introverts and loners?
They're perceived as boring
Women are mentally children who want to be cared for and entertained by their mate at all times.
The days of the stoic gentlemen being respected are over, these are the days of the loudmouth.
Post your ideal Stacey. She would look similar to her.
Did any of you ever join the anime club at your school? I want friends but I'm not good at socializing with people.
You were the fastest out of millions of sperm cells. And your dad was the fastest out of billions of men. And your species is the most successful species on the planet. And your planet is one of the few which can spawn life. And your gender is far superior to females. And the fact that you have Internet means you probably belong to the 1st world.
Never forget those fact when you feel sad that you're a robot. Be proud that you're alive. BE PROUD!
Who else here /dickstotheirmother/?
I can't help it. I feel bad every single time I am, but she is such a ridiculous, fussy woman that indirectly causes my life to be miserable. Yet, she loves me dearly and spoils me at the same time. How do I stop?
ill be labeled as a normie for posting this, but i just wanted to share this with someone
> date a girl in high school
> shes pretty in a subtle way
> her body is 10/10
> shes really smart, only thing is she isnt into music and other art like I am
> has dull taste in music, meanwhile I starting to get into /mu/-type music
> friends make fun of me cuz her face isnt really the best
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you know whats funny? im so lonely at school rn that i look back at high school and im like "i guess those were my normie years" but they were still pretty shit. I havent made a good friend in the 3 years ive been at school, when is this all going to end.
post your stats and lets see if we can find out what went wrong
ATHF, Adult Swim, Nice
>tfw not straight ;-;
I'm probably one of the most boring people alive.
Who has it easier in dating: fat guys or fat girls?
What is more common: fat guys with not fat girlftiends, or fat girls with not fat girlfriends?
Thin femanons: would you date a fat guy?
Thin robots: would you date a fat girl?
Fats of both gender: would you date a fat of the sex you're attracted to?
>Who has it easier in dating: fat guys or fat girls?
Fat girls obviously. You'll never see a thread dedicated to fat guys where women post
>What is more common: fat guys with not fat girlftiends, or fat girls with not fat girlfriends?
Fat girls with non fat boyfriends is more common
>Thin femanons: would you date a fat guy?
>Thin robots: would you date a fat girl?
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>tfw no goofus bf
NO TOP RAMEN
AND NO GOOFUS BF FOR YOU!
YOU ARE VALUELESS AND GROSS