Who /subhumanhumangarbage/ here?
I deserve to be maimed or killed.
please commit double suicide with me anon
I make a kinda squawking sound whenever I yawn.
I don't know if other people can hear it or its just me cos its echoing in my throat or some shit but it makes me self conscious.
who here /mantitties/?
they're the bane of my existence
>people tell you it's not a big deal
>"not even noticeable"
>it completely exempts you from dating any girl over 4/10
I want off
>do the lifting meme
>go from skinnyfat to builtfat
>now look like shrek
i tried, pham
>be a 3
>expect to date something over a 4 without putting an effort into getting better appearance-wise or getting off boards that encourage your autistic behavior
wow women are sure shallow, why won't a beautiful girl find you beautiful despite your boobs
>Job interview in 2 hours
I've never had a job interview before, what the fuck do I say?
>Girl gets burn injuries
>Oh no, that's so sad, here, we'll give you a free trip to disney world
>I spend ENTIRE LIFE being kissless handholdless virgin
>lol anon, stop complaining
Why the double standards?
ITT: Feels you think no one understands
>Knowing your friend will never forgive you for going out with his oneitis
"When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed." - Marilyn Manson
>tfw only 15 cm
E N D M Y L I F E
>Your whole life is one giant compilation of cringe, awkwardness and failure
>No matter what you do it doesn't stop
I'll post the thing from the thread I made which got no replies here:
If life was a movie I'd not even be the villain. I'd be some pathetic fuck who betrays the main characters and tries to cooperate with the villain to save his own skin but is then killed due to his own incompetence. He's not even important to the story, gets maybe 2 minutes screen time total, he's just shown so people can say "karma is a bitch" before they forget about him.
People who enjoy football are full-on normies.
>therapist hands me some papers to fill in before the next appointment
>at home filling in the questionnaire
>"Do you practice sex safely?"
>fill in "Not applicable"
>"So you don't have sex?"
>"Never had a relationship?"
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i know how you feel anon..
was at the doctors today getting additional medication..
>"do you have a girlfriend?"
>"you know, when people feel depressed its often easier to cope if you have someone else in your life, maybe its something you should consider"
fucking shitfuck, yeah its not likely I will just get myself a girlfriend
You guys ever look up your crushes from primary school on Facebook to see how they turned out?
I had a huge crush on this blonde girl in kindergarten, she was really pretty. Found her on Facebook recently and guess what? Still gorgeous, still my type.
She's as expected a fucking turbo normie slut though.
Have you guys ever followed up with anyone from your childhood, and were you surprised?
And yes, pic related is her.
why do normies hate on hentai so much
>he jerks off to cartoons!
it's a lot more fun and sexy than "professional porn" where you have to look at nasty faced women caked in makeup with big fake titties and cellulite on their butts and watch them pretend to enjoy getting fucked and bukkaked
it also accomodates a much wider array of fetishes, and nobody is harmed in the process
>mfw the grilz in porn are just as fake.
>mfw the grilz are plastic
>mfw the grilz pretend to have a good time
Explain to me how porn is any more different than hentai. Jacking off to real girls does not make your hand anymore a vagina so go sit in a corner.
Billionaire businessman Elon Musk has committed a billion dollars to stop humanity from being taken over by robots.
On one hand, that sounds like a good idea. But check out his methods:
"Robots will learn to be good by pouring through volumes of Reddit"
Ironically by giving them a sample of normal, well adjusted people who overlook the horrors of the world (as well as insidious things like the death of privacy in the west) this will only serve to make our robot overlords realize how evil they can be without affecting the 90% of people who matter.
>robots will talk about their wife's son and teach you how to prep the bull
>robots will instantly chastise you for even hinting to criticize a female for any reason
>robots will endlessly use recycled memes
The future is bleak
i just realized we are not the only ones
this is not just a robot problem. just go to facebook or any dating site and make a profile, you will be contacted by hundreds of guys who already got their shit together.
i mean if guys that got their shit together, total normies can't get gf's then its really widespread phenomena of either
1.lots of guys who simply chose not to have a gf
2.there are simply more men then woman and the statistics are so skewed we don't know how many