Is this what happens when your status as a man diminishes?
>mfw stacy whores dying alone and surrounded by cats
YES, YES YES!
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE JUSTICE, THANK YOU GOD!
>grill invites you over
>shes not the grill you like
I'm a friendless loser, but I want to see this movie so bad i'm considering asking the autistic Indian Manlet from work to go with me.
Is this a bad idea?
>tfw too incompetent to work menial job
Come work my wagekuk jobe at MCKuK's I could coddel you through enough to get you competent. I'v trained two Super NEET Shy ladies who don't even know that they could just skank power there way through things. Now there both semi compentent.
>someone right in front of me watching and waiting
>something goes wrong
>increasing pressure in head
>body refusing to speak like we were separate entities i lost complete control over
>couldn't control my breathing
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Hey, guys. I recently wrote a story about one of my orbiters on an Eggy video for someone because they asked, but I felt like there must be opportunity for more great orbiter stories (definitely ones better than the one I wrote). So...
"Fembots", would you mind sharing? Robots, would you mind posting stories of your failures? (Or you can go "reeee fuckn women" that works too) I'll post mine.
>find out later she sucked dick once
>wageslave for 8 hours
>get sixty whole dollars
>literally get enough money for one video game a day that I will spend more than 8 hours playing
But wageslaves have it so bad right! Fuck you NEETs are pathetic
Why is this the most r9k anime out there
How do you make a girl like you?
There must be a way
Choose someone equal in attractiveness to you
It's really that simple
People just often want better than themselves
If you're a 3/10 a fellow 3 will probably like you if you're just not a psycho
My mother is giving me her Best Buy card to buy whatever laptop I want up to like $1500 as my big university present. I'm going for electrical engineering. What should I do with this opportunity? New Thinkpads seem shit-tier and I feel fine with my 2560p.
How do you pronounce Pepe?
>oh heh Anon... uh honey can you hand me that medium sized trowel and that 3/4" brush? there is some material on this artifact, what appears to be a pottery fragment. What do you think it looks like?
>oh man I need to take a break, setting up all this survey equipment wiped me out. I'm all sweaty and gross, do you want an apple too? theres another one in the lunchbox in the bed of the truck
Well robots, it's an absolute hit.
Star Wars will rule the hearts and minds of the world for the immediate future.
How excited does this make you feel? Are you triggered?
>tfw sitting on my desk chair listening to some hip-hop while my feet are in some nice Luke-worm water that has some radox bath salts
I can see why women do it, feels pretty good man.
>get a bunch of cute guys as matches
>none of them are over 6' tall
D R O P P E D