Why are there people like this who browse /r9k/?
How can anyone be so deluded?
Need your help /r9k/
I started texting a girl tonight and I have no idea what to talk about. We talked for a little while about school but she made it pretty clear she was bored and then left for the night. What kinds of things can I talk about with her to let her know I might be interested but not come across as a creep?
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
>all these hamplanets have tons of betas drooling over them
>i'm kinda turned on after browsing a while
Who /Pepe till I die/ here?
They can call us dumb frog posters and they can say facebookfrog, no amount of shaming will stop us posting Pepe.
>"Pepe forever!!" he says, lightly chuckling to himself as he posts another frogpost on 4chan.org
>Five years later, unkempt and unshaven, sitting in a public library having been kicked out of his parent's home, he sits staring silently at the flickering computer monitor. After a brief pause, he puts his hands on the keyboard in front of him, and types one last message with but a hint of a smirk on his face.
>"/Pepe till I die/senpai, dddd.jpg." A single tear splashes...
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Is it worth the risk to go to an asian massage parlor for a HJ? How do I even ask? How can I tell if they provide such services?
Just tell them you're there for a full service. They will know what you mean. Also google rub and tug near me. That will help you out on what locations provide it so you don't look like a complete idiot. Also make sure to have plenty of cash IN SIGHT of the ladies so they know you're for real.
I may go out today.. it's a big deal because its been 4 years that i didn't leave my house
Any tips how to survive outside?
ITT: we post fictional characters that are literally us
I have his good looks, ruthless ambition, and autism.
Are the two mutually exclusive?
all i want out of life is a qt korean girl who would reply to my texts
why is life so tough
>tfw you find a qt who will reply to your texts
>tfw she doesn't reply any more
What's with the flood of /b/-tards and face/b/ook level content?
Can you NORMIES EXIT THE BOARD AT THIS INSTANT please?
Anyone who uses the term normie, is by default, a normie, because they can't come up with anything unique so their individualism has to come from a widely used term on one of the most popular sites of the internet.
You're part of the problem because you have accepted a stereotype as part of your persona, thus blending in as a fool, showing you are nothing but part of a larger population of autistic males.
You are not unique. You are simply a subcategory of humanity.
What age did you realize romantic love is a social construct?
I first began to love at the age of 5 and nobody else was loving anything but their toys at that age, so no its not a social construct, you only think that because you've never experienced love
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Having fun with those brain zaps, SSRIkeks?
WHY IS IT SO FUCKING COLD
CALIFORNIA DOESN'T GET COLD
WHY DID NO ONE POST IN MY THREAD
>if we could turn back time
>could we learn to live right
i only browse pages 8 9 and 10 now...I probably saw your post. sorry.
Goodbye. Tomorrow I start a journey of self improvement.
1 Hour working out
30 Minutes of walking my dog
Spend the majority of the day outside
Read a book a week (Either about History, Philosophy, Science)
Do math problems everyday
Keep up with the news
Cherish every second of life.