Well robots, would you rather give up sex for a month or drop your phone?
How do you think other people describe you to their friends?
>he's that funny guy
>he's quiet but he's funny
>he's handsome, but I wouldn't date him
>Tfw resting bitch face
>tfw everybody hates you and thinks your stuck up but irl your actually just cursed with a bad facial expression and like retro goth style
>tfw no gf like the one in the OP pic
>tfw r9k girls are all ugly hambeasts
>mfw fembot dosnt exist
>teee heee! a girl here ;D im retro goth girl here :))) nobody loves me :(
FUCK YOU ATTENTION WHORING PIECE OF SHIT
Robot music thread. Giles Corey is the most robot musician on the planet.
Giles Corey is the pseudonym of Dan Barrett, a man who
>married and impregnated a qt azn
>owns his own business that supports him and his family
>works on numerous other fulfilling artistic projects in addition to Giles Corey
>overcame depression (keyword is "overcame")
How is he a robot?
Ok so today I saw some lambskin condoms and bought them as a joke. I opened one up and the material was really weird, it felt like skin but was not elastic at all. So I lubed it up and put it on my dick. It fit perfectly and was super tight. It felt exactly like a real vagina and I started masturbating with it. It felt unbelievable and I literally came in 30 seconds. Not even trolling best orgasm I have ever had. Please try this robots, you will not be disappointed.
>still not having a Jake Gyllenhaal beard
The fuck is wrong with you people?
tfw no Jake Gyllenhaal beard
WHAT THE FUCK IS A ROASTIE?
Here's my favorite sandwich, a roastie on whole wheat
How do I get over wishing I was a lesbian?
I am a male, not feminine or girly at all, but I'd give my life to be a female lesbian.
Literally just want to kill myself and try again to be born female. Nothing will ever make me satisfied if I can't be a lesbian. Anyone?
Ha ha, what? Men think lesbians are cool/hot (which is annoying and gross, but not in the least "oppressive") and hetero women usually don't care because girls don't run around calling eachother faggots for not caring. Source: I am a lesbian.
The amount of free shit girls get is unreal. Iv never had a girl do so much as pay for my coffee, but I know girls who just turn down paid vacations and cruises.
I am a girl. I want a free cruise. Please someone give it to me. I won't have sex with you, though.
I never got a free thing for being female in my life. I'm pretty cute, too. Does anyone want to post their Kik and I'll send them my Amazon wish list so I can experience this for myself. I'm not ugly.
So when will you retire Pepe?
You dont still collect rare Pepes now, do you? I mean, anyone can be a rare Pepe with this shirt.
I thought they were for emos, wannabee goths, scene kids and the like? What the fuck does pepe have to do with any of those 'clicks'?
>failed my first final horribly
>2nd final is at 8 in the morning and I havent studied at all
>thinking of ways to kill myself
How are you guys holding up?
I failed two courses this semester.
My major is boring and I'm too dumb for any of the interesting stuff. Death doesn't seem like a bad deal right now desu
Why is it still socially acceptable to call out a man on being shy or quiet? Its an insult in every way, they're basically saying "you are not masculine." And when they do it its always in a light hearted manner as if they don't see the negative stigma behind what they're saying at all.
Yes, I get it. I don't feel the need to constantly vocalize every thought that crosses my mind or speak so loud everyone within 30 feet can hear it. Why do normals find the need to bring it up?
Why are quiet men adored in media but made into a joke in the real world?
Should we be more concerned with overpopulation or demographic winter?
Seems to me that no matter how far the first world population declines, there will always be people breeding like rabbits in other parts of the world despite poverty, drought and famine, who will ultimately end up as refugees in Europe and North America. But rather than providing more tax revenue, it will just been more mouth to feed, and more givemedats because there simply isn't enough work to go around. The white race will become a minority if it isn't already, but overpopulation will...
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We gotta do three things
1. Strengthen the borders of white countries
2. Let the natural decline in resources halt population growth. They can't have kids when there's literally no food to go around.
3. Start Colonialism again in third world countries. This will speed up the process of growth and will benefit the foreign countries economically.
>massive amounts of blood in the water
>stand up to wipe
>wipe gets covered in blood
>pull up shorts
>take pictures for my friends
>look on floor
>puddle of blood that I only assume came from my ass
What did my ass mean by this?
>this girl I know who is slightly overweight, but cute. She is in no means obese at all, yet she constantly makes fun of herself.
>I kek myself
>"You aren't fat or ugly! I think you're really cute!"
>"Sorry I'm not attracted to you"
>I'm easily a 7/10
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>posting on /r9k/
Something here does not add up...
I hope she sends you a video of chads cock pulsating in her tiny cunt as his cum fills her up with his wet gooey sperm
>>"You aren't fat or ugly! I think you're really cute!"
If the point is to get sexual at some point this needs to be clear from very start, not this HAHA LETS HANG OUT XDDD ..OMG I HAVE SEKRET CRUSH ON YOU XDD
She either would have responded, or not - in which case you could have saved yourself the time and effort and moved on