Let's find out how many robots aren't complete retards and can pick the correct choice.
>begin to type a reply
>suddenly imagine all the comments I could get
>delete it and close the thread
You should be more brave, anon. Just imagine another anon is holding your hand when you want to post something.
please add unique post IDs to r9k like pol has, it would do nothing but improve the community
Fembots, what could I do to get you to date me?
have a car
have a job
have plans to move up in the world (better job, better car, house, family)
be fit and have muscles
trust me 100% and let me have my way (I won't abuse my power but I want to be able to abuse it, but I never would)
why don't you just get a milf gf, /r9k/?
>mature, experienced, and has their lives in order
>will probably provide you with free food and housing
>will give you lots of love and attention
>lets you live your oedipal complex
Is it wrong to fish for compliments if you are feeling down.
Who where /wagekek/
Found a job that I dont have to expose people to my autism. I drive around a metropark making sure no one's breaking in 40 hours a week.
Literally the easiest job I've ever had
>just got first ever tinder match
Hmm... then what if she says hi back? Then what do I say? And should I really start with just 'hi'? idk how to talk to people
And what if she ends up liking me and wanting to meet irl? I can't do that, idk how to interact with people irl.
>decide I'm going to college, don't want to rely on autism bux in the future
>decide on cs major
>realize any money I make will be autism bux
I do programming as my job never been to college but I make plenty of money. If you just decided to do CS because of the money you should kill yourself. You are like most women who go into CS suck then go to an interview and get a job because of boobs
>tfw the closest thing to a real anime waifu is a qt japanese gf
>you'll never get to see glorious nippon-land
>even if you do you will be shunned for being a white pigdog
why did I have to be born white, why?!?
>normie chad at my university dropped out, moved to Japan, and now lives in the countryside adn works at an inn and is a local spectacle because he's foreign
>meanwhile I'm on the verge of dropping out with no friends and no hope
IT'S NOT FAIR
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Do badass alpha girls even exist? Or all women just dumb and useless.
You think I don't know that? This is why RAPE is a thing.
I'm a young lonely socially autistic man.
I'm making this thread to find a friend because I do not have any.
I just want someone to talk to on skype or play games on steam.
To make sure this thread is seen I will give a game to the first person who gets trips in this thread.
Email me at email@example.com if you want to be my friend
Almost bedtime wagekek. Don't worry, you won't have to go to bed on a sour note. Afterall, you just finished the first day out of five before your next two days of freedom!
It's only 5:44pm over here on the best coast.
And I don't work tomorrow - I just have a 3 hour exam beginning at 9am. That's d-d-different, right?
I'd actually be happy to stay a student for the rest of my life but being a wagekek sounds like the worst circle of hell... How do I escape, bros? I'm in Canada (keknada desu)
HAHAHAHA I GOT MY OWN BLANKET NOW YOU FUCKING NEET
I'LL ENJOY MY PAYCHECK WHILE YOU SHITPOST. HAHAHAHAHA I'M NOT MAD AT ALL
anyone else think they sound weird? recently recorded myself singing a song and it sounded strange, i don't hear myself as i did in the recording.
that's because you don't hear your voice really, but the reverberations of it inside your skull. so it ends up deeper and more layered because you're hearing it echoed dozens of times as it bounces around in your head.
Anyone else noticed the coordinated attack on Pepe?
How do we protect the Pepe? I think the Pepeist posters are winning.
normie frog the normiebook reddit meme? as bad at normieNEET threads desu dam