>tfw kids born in 1998 are now allowed to post on the chin
Are traps a meme? Is it even possible to have a real relationship with a trap? I've seen pictures of even average cutesy tomoko traps only to scroll down a few more pages and seeing them getting fucked in the ass in bondage.
>sleep over at gf
>cuddle and shit
>fall asleep spooning her
>dream about how she confesses to me that she has a dick
>start crying in dream
>wake up and need a few seconds to realise it was a dream
this trap posting needs to stop holy shit
Did you guys ever see someone else browsing 4chan irl? Any chance you tried to talk to him?
If you'd just be yourself instead of an awkward spaghetti pocket, you'd have all you want in life.
Have you ever been clubbing alone?
>White men cant be robots
>R9K is 99% Beta white keks
White men can't be robots.
Being white gives you an advantage over any other race in almost every country.
but why are wagekeks so mad tho?
is why: they have to make tremendous sacrifices for their bosses.
what's the most fucked up sexual fetish/ fantasy you have, /r9k/?
I'm male and I make myself gigantic fake boobs out of oversized balloons filled with water and attach them to my chest.
I love the weight and size of them.
Sometimes I also make a big fat belly to go along with the tits. Usually the tits I make are smaller with the belly so there's less chance of the weight popping the belly balloon.
>tfw 19 year old virgin
>tfw turning 20 soon
>tfw no chance that ill get a gf before im 20
>tfw was virgin
>had sex the other month
>feel worse off for not having sex since than I've ever done before being a virgin
Don't do this, brother - once you break the seal, you'll be even less content unless you're having sex all the time. I should've stuck with wizardry
Who here /ordering pizza tonight/?
I've been awake for a very long time and haven't eaten in a few days. I'm going to binge on some delicious mountain dew, breadsticks, and pizza.
>What's your go to pizza order?
>Favorite pizza place?
I personally love some Pizza Hut. It's cheap and delicious.
Pepperoni, pineapple, ham, extra sauce, buffalo sauce drizzle, the perfect pizza.
>been awake for a very long time and haven't eaten in a few days
Meant to add that I will binge on food then pass out and it will be supremely /comfy/, but I am too tired to write coherently it seems.
>post in a thread that I've got no money for groceries
>someone on /r9k/ gave me $20 over PayPal
some of you guys are alright.
Am I a degenerate for wanting to fuck this girl harder than I've ever ever wanted to fuck any girl before in my life?
I CANT STUDY ANYMORE I CANT STUDY ANYMORE I CANT STUDY ANYMORE I CANT STUDY ANYMORE I CANT STUDY ANYMORE I CANT STUDY ANYMORE I CANT STUDY ANYMORE
>the kid who beat me up in high school is graduating cum laude from Yale
>I flunked out of community college
>you will never date christine