ITT: Post things that give you a reason to live.
Hey /b/ I'm leaving 4chan forever what should I do for my last day on this site?
YOU get the chance to be put to COMA for 20 years. you will barely age while you lie there. YOUR brain will be connected to the internet and you will be able to have a lucid dream wich seems to last for about 100 years. the only downside is that you have to destroy everything that is related to you.
DO YOU DO IT?
yes, I would definitely do it.
there is literally no downside to this.
30 years old and have no idea what yo do with my life. Still live at home and making min wage. How do I escape this? Thinking to go back to school but have no idea what I want to do.
you have nothing to lose by going back to school
its either go to school or continue to make minimum wage for the rest of your life
you don't even have to like what your getting your degree in, you just don't have to hate it
work at it and you'll get to a life you want, no matter what it is
What is an introvert career that I can just go do 2 years of education and get hired right off the bat once done? Computers seem to complex and hard. I only care about making a liveable wage of like 35k a year.
>tfw no tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>tfw no limosine ridin', rolex wearin', diamond ring wearin', jet flyin' son of a gun bf
Does the word creepy even mean anything?
So who had enough of looking for a job and feeling like a sack of shit all the time?
Share stories / experiences
Also I don't get the hate for car hopping like it's "babbies first hustle"
I'll just smoke a fat blunt wearing my brand new 300$ shades in the middle of the night for no reason other than to feed my ego.
I once was offered 10 bucks an hour to sell hash for an arab gang.
That's about the closest I have been to working in crime, though I've done some shoplifting and petty crimes.
I think stealing bikes and then refitting and reselling them would probably be fairly easy. You just need a metal saw and then do the deed during the night so you don't get spotted.
You should be stood up in front of a wall and shot.
What makes you think it's okay for you to steal other people's hard earned property?
What makes you think you won't pay in the end?
Why are you a pedophile? What is so appealing about little girls?
Would you actually act out on your urges and try to date a underaged girl?
After a certain age, women don't really advance mentally anymore in any ways that make a real difference. Little girls (pre-teens/teens) in some ways can think for themselves more than adult women. They're still innocent. I would date one, yes, if she was okay with it but physical intimacy would have to wait.
FBI here, this thread is now under our jurisdiction
>CIA can GTFO
No, this can't be happening. I'm in charge here!
Who'a gonna see blanket Pepe's show tonight? I can't wait for the jokes about him stealing the wagekeks' women!
>tfw accidentally like hot girl's Instagram vid of her shaking her ass
I don't wanna feel anymore, no money or in a position to get drunk/high. What do ?
How do I cope with knowing none of my fantasies can come true?
Are there any drugs that can make me hallucinate things I want to experience? Similar to lucid dreaming?
It seems there's no reason to live because even the things I look forward to cannot actually happen.
My parents are proud of me thankfully, but it doesn't mean much when I'm living a joyless life.
I am not really into making anime real but if you've got something that powerful I'll take it regardless.
>want to watch Star Wars
>annoyed with fucking dorks who dress up and go to the theater
>afraid of ISIS and don't want to get murdered
>hate spoilers and don't want movie to get ruined by waiting to see if
Who /frustrated/ here?
>tfw an escort says your dick is too big
What did she mean by this?
THIS IS THE END