And the Most Annoying Retard That No One Likes award goes to: that one guy who says "'Literally'? I think you mean rhetorically"
>all i have is my shitty fantasy
Not for long.
This hurts me inside.
>mom is 5'1
>dad is 6'1
>born being 5'7
I miss the old frienchie, this new frenchie is not the one I loved
I already know what's going to happen, either it's going to 404 before he sees it or he is going to apologize or some shit then go back to doing his thing
My girlfriend has a "gay best friend" and they kiss eachother in the mouth (not full on tongue but not just quick pecks either). He is a total flaming manlet faggot and he even crossdresses when he goes out at night so it's not like I'm threatened by him. Part of me doesn't care, but sometimes it does make me slightly uncomfortable.
How do you feel about this /r9k/? Should I order her to stop or it's not big deal?
Just assume you are being keked normalfaggot
Probably with multiple people
You let your girlfriend snowball cum out of some faggots mouth?
Tf is the matter with you?
>go to sleep hungry
>climb a bread mountain in dream
>take handfuls of bread to eat while I'm resting
>decide to take a piss down the mountain because why not
>eat enough to carve a bed on the bread mountain
>sit back and enjoy the view
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friendly reminder that americans can't be robots. even if you're a 60 years old autistic neet, you can still literally walk to the nearest fast food restaurant and get a minimal wage job
What the fuck are you talking about? I've did that half a dozen times and been either given weird looks or thrown out. Sent resumes, no reply. Filled applications, no reply. If you're an autistic retard it's going to be hard no matter where you are.
Is Fire Emblem too Japanese? I'm thinking of getting in but I'm not really into anime cartoons or anything besides DBZ. Help me
A lot of people do complain that the newer games are too waifu-y but it's a solid game
I'd say it's a problem if you hate anime and weebs, but if you're simply not into it, it won't be too offensive
Neet bros. How do you make your money. I get 800 euro a month for autism bux. 500 a month for rent and make 3k a month promoting poker affiliate programs which the gov don't know about.
I live in a simple 1br because I fucking hate cleaning and have over 50k in cash. I have worked one week in my life in a hot smelly meat factory it was the worst week of my life.
ITT: Time you were bad
I peed in my diaper when mom wasn't looking :)
Hot off the presses, boys.
Remember, this is what happens when you have sex
Think she's fucking Chad and Jamal yet?
>All the highschool stacies and ugly cunts who bullied you in school ended up being baby momas before they even graduated
Life truly is amazing
Who /neko atsume/ here?
It's the only thing I have left
I don't know what that weeb slogan means, but cats are pretty nice.
My cat always hides in my room to escape my younger brother which is pretty awesome since he is a little fuzzy ball of fur
I like cats, but I'm severely allergic to them and since almost dying in the hospital when I was like five due to cat overload I have had little interaction with them. I've always loved dogs anyway, I prefer a more cuddly/annoying/needy animal and cats are very independent. But they're beautiful and I love playing with them when I can, and helping out stray ones.
Gonna download this game OP ayy
Short guys, why don't you go for Mexican/Central American girls? Yeah, they also like guys taller than them but they usually don't grow over 5'4", so if you're taller than that, you're good. Plus, they're better than white women in almost every way.
>parents go out
>alone in the house
>phone starts ringing
>it's not your parents
>ignore the call
Fuck, am I the only one who doesn't likes speaking on the phone?
I used to before I moved out and started getting calls from my family when they needed to ask me something or were just checking on me.
Talking on the phone with people you already know will make it easier for you to get comfortable speaking on the phone with strangers.
Basically, grow up and move out of your parents' house.