Anons after my first Acid Trip this weekend, boy i gotta say, I've reached a higher stage of Enlightenment. Now I am a True Human Bean. Mere mortals cannot fathom my Power Level
To mark my new sense of self and purpose in life I have the strong urge want to change my legal name to:
I'm 20 yrs old and about to transfer from CC to uni
>also gonna change my Prof pics on normiebook and linkedin to a dank pepe like Pic Related
Idgaf anymore Robots. Egg me on or discourage...
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robots, take note. Pay attention to his vocabulary. The memes as well. Seem familiar? This is how redditors and normies talk. Now use this knowledge to identify them elsewhere on this board.
Nukka SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I WILL EAT YOU OUT CVCKOLD FEHGIT
I DESPISE NORMIES (well despised past tense. Now I am indifferent. I just pity them. I am become Based, Destroyer of Tripfags)
What is the meaning of this picture?
I believe that the little girl is going to stab the little boy.
Highly unusual behavior for a child but whatever.
The boy appears to have a plant growing out of his asshole. Perhaps it's some sort of rare disease or parasite.
Does anyone here have a job they legitimately enjoy?
My job's pretty good. Only really have a lot to do if something goes wrong and sometimes get free pizza. Choose my own availability and only get scheduled times I'm listed as available. Unlimited vacation time whenever I request it as long as it's long enough in advance. Only requirements are that my non-vacation availability has me able to work 8 hours over the weekend (Friday, Saturday, Sunday) Pretty sweet deal tbqh
I do research as a theoretical chemist.
Job is pretty comfy. I usually code and run simulations for 4-6 hours at home while watching films and listening to music and podcast. I also truly enjoy it.
Then i go to the labs, discuss with other researcher and organize experiments to test the simulations empirically. If no experiment is involved the lab stuff wont take me more than one hour.
The paycheck is ok I guess: 50k euros/year way more than what I need (here in Italy I could easily live with 15k euros/year)
Would you live in one of these sound proof neet boxes?
of course. I'm poor, ugly and don't have many friends. What does the outside world have to offer me but pain? God wants me to go through this great suffering that I did not deserve but I won't.
Wake up wake up, wagekeks
The commute starts now
Enjoy traffic while I go back to sleep for 10 more hours
I was literally told to 'be myself' when badly depressed and doing poorly academically.
Had to stifle my laughter pretty hard.
>tfw I failed my most important exam today
>can't continue university anymore
>parents won't take me back
>I'm 23 years old, with no connections, experience, talent or any useful knowledge
>I've lost all my ambitions, motivation and will to live
>my life is literally over
>tfw no tits/vagina to suckle upon
NO YOU RETARD, YOU SUCKLE THE CLITORIS
I HAVEN'T HAD SO MUCH AS A FINGER ON MY DICK AND I KNOW THIS, HOLY SHIT
>you're at the club and this guy slaps your gf's ass
What do /r9k/?
>tfw played guitar for literally 15 years
>i'm still no better than someone who has been playing for one or two years
Us robots are just not destined to be good at anything, are we?
Did you have an instructor?
Did you make an effort to get better or did you wank around when you were playing?
How often did you practice and for how long?
I've been playing synth for 3 years, but I didn't start getting good until a year ago when I buckled down to get good. Before that I was making dumb loop pedal ambient jams and abstract textures.
Can someone recommend me a movie?
Movies i've watched recently:
>Enter the Void
>all introverts are socially awkward
God I fucking hate this meme.
ITT ways your genetics have failed you
pic related, shit's spread to over half my body
How do you keep going?
What keeps you going?
desktop rate thread with cleaning
>if you dont have 3 wow version on your pc you are a fuckin normie
Mine was already clean. This is the 3rd time I'm posting it so pic is a couple days old.